The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

[Harley Spencer]

I'm not a big fan of Terminator. I have watched 2 of them, but it was when I was like 10 years old, so it didn't make much sense to me, it was all very vague. Keep in mind that I was born in 1990 and the first one came out in 1984, the second in 1991. I don't think I've seen any of the newer ones.

So nah, that plot hole doesn't really annoy me.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Alien -> Aliens

James Cameron has a theme methinks...

Indeed. Does that mean Avatar will become Avatars? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I could tailor make you some pants. Seriously.

However, I'm a bit handsy while I measure you. It's the price you pay.

Tailor make me some pants? For free? I like that idea. I have such a hard time finding pants that fit me properly, especially since a lot of stores only carry odd sizes (1, 3, 5, 7, 9, etc.). 3 is too small for my hips, 5 is too big for my butt. And even when stores do carry size 4, it doesn't always fit.

Gunsingingbird is a queef? That must be a pretty enjoyable existence, spending his life getting thrusted in and out of vaginas.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Tailor make me some pants? For free? I like that idea. I have such a hard time finding pants that fit me properly, especially since a lot of stores only carry odd sizes (1, 3, 5, 7, 9, etc.). 3 is too small for my hips, 5 is too big for my butt. And even when stores do carry size 4, it doesn't always fit.

Gunsingingbird is a queef? That must be a pretty enjoyable existence, spending his life getting thrusted in and out of vaginas.

I'm actually quite good with the sewing machine. Please, let the gay jokes begin now.

I have a hard time finding pants to fit, too. I'm tall and thin. 34/36 is sometimes okay, but I usually have to take in the waist.

Gunslingingbird is a queef only in that every time he speaks, he sounds like a queef.


By the way, my ass is also spectacular. Or so I've been told...

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I'm actually quite good with the sewing machine. Please, let the gay jokes begin now.

I have a hard time finding pants to fit, too. I'm tall and thin. 34/36 is sometimes okay, but I usually have to take in the waist.

Gunslingingbird is a queef only in that every time he speaks, he sounds like a queef.


By the way, my ass is also spectacular. Or so I've been told...

Believe it or not, I find it hard to tease someone (even a man) with a useful skill like that. I hate shopping for clothes, because my body is so disproportionate. My chest (which has always been big) along with my broad shoulders make getting shirts, whether fitted or not, a royal pain. I seem to alternate between 34 and 36 in waists and 30 and 32 in length, depending on the brand and cut of the pants. Never have I found a pair that I either didn't have to use a belt to help keep it up or hem to make sure they didn't drag.

If I haven't told you your ass is spectacular lately, I apologize. The song "That's Amore" by Dean Martin comes to mind, specifically the line "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie".

By the way...

(I said it was hard, not impossible)

 

[lurkingdirk]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ApolloBalboa again.

Frak.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I'm not a big fan of Terminator. I have watched 2 of them, but it was when I was like 10 years old, so it didn't make much sense to me, it was all very vague. Keep in mind that I was born in 1990 and the first one came out in 1984, the second in 1991. I don't think I've seen any of the newer ones.

So nah, that plot hole doesn't really annoy me.

Hmm, maybe it's time to give them another look. :dunno:

And I guess I'll have to try harder... hmm... *begins serious thinking*

Indeed. Does that mean Avatar will become Avatars? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

I have never seen Avatar.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Hmm, maybe it's time to give them another look. :dunno:

And I guess I'll have to try harder... hmm... *begins serious thinking*

I have never seen Avatar.

You should definitely see Avatar. I don't understand why a lot of people don't like it, I think it's a fantastic movie.

 

[cooldude486]

Avatar is a great flick -- especially on BluRay!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Hmm, maybe it's time to give them another look. :dunno:

And I guess I'll have to try harder... hmm... *begins serious thinking*



I have never seen Avatar.

You should definitely see Avatar. I don't understand why a lot of people don't like it, I think it's a fantastic movie.

I've never seen it either. I won't go into my long-winded debate why, but I'll say I'm drawn more to story over spectacle.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I've never seen it either. I won't go into my long-winded debate why, but I'll say I'm drawn more to story over spectacle.

But it is a story. A great story. Just because they made it visually interesting doesn't mean there isn't a story. All these people who say it's nothing but CGI are full of it.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

But it is a story. A great story. Just because they made it visually interesting doesn't mean there isn't a story. All these people who say it's nothing but CGI are full of it.

I didn't say that there isn't a story, nor that it isn't captivating, but unfortunately both the Heel Face Turn and the clash between cultures bits have been done before, and much more coherently in my opinion. I'd be more inclined to see something like Princess Mononoke, Dances with Wolves, or Lawrence of Arabia to satiate my thirst for an epic like that. Those movies to me, while visually pleasing, don't (seemingly) run solely on imagery or effects but do benefit from them without relying on those being the items that draw you in initially.

Again, this is just my opinion, and it could be that I've grown to be a bit of a film snob from studying it over the years (and majoring in it in college).

 

[Harley Spencer]

You guys are gonna love me today. I am having the worst day ever right now. :cussing::cussing::cussing:

:violent::explosion:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sorry you're having a bad day? Back rub? Casual pork in the back seat of my car? What will cheer you up?

I rather enjoyed Avatar until the final battle scene, and then it was just too over the top.

 

[Harley Spencer]

The fucking post office. I've been receiving mail and sending mail from my PO Box for months now, and I went in today to pick up 3 packages and a cash payment from a customer who bought an item from me. I've been receiving mail from ebay, amazon, and customers addressed to Harley Spencer C/O 21/22 Group, and all of a sudden today they say no, can't do it. I need to show proof of ID for Harley Spencer. I fucking CAN'T show proof of ID for HARLEY SPENCER!!!! UUuuuuugggghhhhh!!!! Harley Spencer is a stage name, a nick name, what the fuck part of that don't they understand? I explained that to them over a year ago and so they said that we could do c/o if we put a business on the box. So we did. We had them put 21/22 Group on the box. And ever since then, they've been giving me mail addressed to that. All of a sudden today they say no. Just no. Can't do it. And now they're taking the business off the box. So I'm fucked. I'm pissed. It took me a year to set the box up, then it took me forever to get them to even give me my mail, and now I can't even fucking use it. I fucking depend on that box for my income. If I can't use that PO Box, I can't make money. I'm fucked. I am so pissed off.


I REALLY hate this god damn country right now. I'm about to go all anarchy if this shit keeps up and shit doesn't change, which is really fucking sad. Anarchy should NOT be the solution, but clearly there is no other fucking solution.

 

[Chopper3000]

You should have flashed your tits. Things would have sorted themselves out then. No more problems. It's a simple world we live in.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7652803, member: 579739"]The fucking post office. I've been receiving mail and sending mail from my PO Box for months now, and I went in today to pick up 3 packages and a cash payment from a customer who bought an item from me. I've been receiving mail from ebay, amazon, and customers addressed to Harley Spencer C/O 21/22 Group, and all of a sudden today they say no, can't do it. I need to show proof of ID for Harley Spencer. I fucking CAN'T show proof of ID for Harley Spencer!!!! UUuuuuugggghhhhh!!!! Harley Spencer is a stage name, a nick name, what the fuck part of that don't they understand? I explained that to them over a year ago and so they said that we could do c/o if we put a business on the box. So we did. We had them put 21/22 Group on the box. And ever since then, they've been giving me mail addressed to that. All of a sudden today they say no. Just no. Can't do it. And now they're taking the business off the box. So I'm fucked. I'm pissed. It took me a year to set the box up, then it took me forever to get them to even give me my mail, and now I can't even fucking use it. I fucking depend on that box for my income. If I can't use that PO Box, I can't make money. I'm fucked. I am so pissed off.


I REALLY hate this god damn country right now. I'm about to go all anarchy if this shit keeps up and shit doesn't change, which is really fucking sad. Anarchy should NOT be the solution, but clearly there is no other fucking solution.

Consider this, I will. There is a solution, we just haven't found it yet.

One possibility is setting yourself up as an LLC, or some form of business. Call your business Harley Spencer. That way you, as the CEO of the company can sign for any mail sent to said corporation.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

You should have flashed your tits. Things would have sorted themselves out then. No more problems. It's a simple world we live in.

I'm inclined to agree with this.

 

[Harley Spencer]

You should have flashed your tits. Things would have sorted themselves out then. No more problems. It's a simple world we live in.

You know, I have considered lugging my laptop over there and showing them my website. It's so ridiculous that they won't allow a stage name on a box.

Consider this, I will. There is a solution, we just haven't found it yet.

One possibility is setting yourself up as an LLC, or some form of business. Call your business Harley Spencer. That way you, as the CEO of the company can sign for any mail sent to said corporation.

I'd still need to prove that I am Harley Spencer. They need proof of ID that I am Harley Spencer of 21/22 Group. If Harley Spencer is the owner of Harley Spencer, they are going to ask for Harley Spencer's ID to prove that Harley Spencer is me. I can't put my real name as the addressee.

To set up a business, you have to have a tax ID, and with a tax ID, you need to go through all these other steps and regulations just to get the business set up. The government has to approve it as an official business. I don't want to deal with that. I'm sick of dealing with all this bullshit. First they wouldn't let me get mail addressed to myself because I had my PA ID with my old address, so it took me 5 months to get my ID because of NY's fucked up regulations, and now that I have my NY ID, it's still fucking useless. I can't win.

UPS accepts stage names on boxes, but USPS doesn't. I don't understand it. A year ago when I was trying to set up the USPS box, we went to UPS after dealing with all that nonsense with no luck and UPS gave us the box on the spot, saying no problem, they deal with people like us all the time and it's no problem to them. Why the hell is USPS so much more difficult? We got rid of the UPS box because they were more costly and we ended up getting USPS to accept Harley Spencer C/O 21/22 Group, so we didn't need UPS anymore, plus UPS is a pain in the ass because they won't deliver to my apartment because our buzzer is broken, and their main office is all the way in Bronx, and it takes HOURS to get there. Hours. It's ridiculous. And even once we get to Bronx, we have to walk our asses even further from the subway station to the office.

 

[Chopper3000]

You need to live in the UK. If you are not in for a delivery the post office find the nearest neighbour who will take it and then drop a note through the door as to where it is. This has been the way for 150 years and works a treat.