ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
I'm actually quite good with the sewing machine. Please, let the gay jokes begin now.
I have a hard time finding pants to fit, too. I'm tall and thin. 34/36 is sometimes okay, but I usually have to take in the waist.
Gunslingingbird is a queef only in that every time he speaks, he sounds like a queef.
By the way, my ass is also spectacular. Or so I've been told...
Believe it or not, I find it hard to tease someone (even a man) with a useful skill like that. I **** shopping for clothes, because my body is so disproportionate. My chest (which has always been big) along with my broad shoulders make getting shirts, whether fitted or not, a royal pain. I seem to alternate between 34 and 36 in waists and 30 and 32 in length, depending on the brand and cut of the pants. Never have I found a pair that I either didn't have to use a belt to help keep it up or hem to make sure they didn't drag.
If I haven't told you your ass is spectacular lately, I apologize. The song "That's Amore" by Dean Martin comes to mind, specifically the line "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie".
By the way...
(I said it was hard, not impossible)
