The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

[foxycougar]

My boobs are fake and I don't like to have wild sex...

 

[don_equis]

I have dated several times miss Briana Banks,but due to the fact that Gauge and Ryan Conner came along I had tokick her to the curb and then I won the power ball ticket and bought freeones which is mine right now and then would you believe that I own Hustler and Vivid?

 

[Villan76]

Its not really Terri Summers posting on this board.

Its her 30 Pakistani slave labourers sitting in a dark dark cellar in Amsterdam doing the work while Terri is doing her stuff in Southern Spain.

 

[lucky4]

i swear i didn't just rub one off. I was getting the towel, the lube and the porn ready for you sweety!!!

 

[v_fan]

I've never heard of Terri Summers, and the Terri Summers who's writing on this board isn't the Terri Summers, but a stunt double.

 

[LetoII]

you mean a cunt double !!!

 

[member5726]

I've spent the night with Jenna Jameson, now she's ******** because i've fucked her all night long !! :blowjob: :nannerf1: :nannerf2:

 

[georges]

bobbi vitale is the ****** of peter north.

Donita Dunes is the ****** of fantasia.

 

[Harry Tipper]

I got last years oscar for best pornstar!

 

[pornman123]

that al gore is a good loser lol(3 times, counted by his own party, with 3/4 of the military ballots thrown out)(who tend to vote republican)

and all the women where i live walk around naked

 

[J.T.S.]

This board gets more interesting every day.

 

[PornLuvr]

I caused Foxy to get rugburns on her knees, and then I turned down sex from Terri Summers and Carmen Luvana 'cause I was just too tired....

 

[jayt]

if u like tall tales u should heck out the movie big fish, which is the greatest movie of all time and thats that!

 

[lucky4]

when peter north cums, they actually use me cock as a cock double:rubbel:

 

[Starman]

I'm a master of disguise, so sometimes I'm hired instead of the famous porn actors. I've even been disguised as Ron Jeremy, but that damn fat-suit makes me sweat like a pig while I'm inside it.

 

[FCCA]

i had sex with over 20000 women and Wilt Chamberlain:love-smi: :nannerf2: :nannerf1:

 

[Melroy]

The check is in the mail.

There are no other girls baby.

Cough, I won't be able to make it into work today boss... cough, cough, I think I got the black lung.

And the all time best

I won't cum in your mouth babe.

 

[FCCA]

i love you.

 

[member006]

OK this will be hard, but its the truth. A moderator needs to remove the link in Starmans post I just got a virus attempt from it. My protection blocked it, the next may not be so lucky.

Oh hell I'll stay off topic now. I don't have anything at the moment.

 

[Legzman]

how about everything that George Bush says!?