The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

[JJzangel]

you are all to damn funny....

the grearts lie i ever told was.

when i called into work sick, but really went to the movie only to see my boss...

 

[Reverend Ebb]

I am not listening to Pig Destroyer right now.

'Prowler in the yard'?

 

[Sutty]

I hate alcohol

 

[sonny forelli]

I hate alcohol

:ban: :ban:

 

[Goblin]

My butt isn't hairy...

Seriously... Worst lie is when I was a kid (Like around 5-8) I told my friends my dad made a version of Zelda for the nintendo himself out of wood.

Of course it didn't fly over too well.

 

[Motorhed]

Britney Spears is in fact a virgin...in her left ear.

 

[the_tit_lover]

I have never lied

 

[VonRik]

Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon

 

[Anonymous2]

I believe it's wrong to look at naked women just for the fun of it.

 

[websurfer]

I am and will always remain a virgin

 

[websurfer]

George W. Bush is the president of the USA:nanner:

 

[J.T.S.]

I am the sexiest person that ever posted on this board!
I had sex with Terri Summers! Twice!

 

[Anonymous2]

I had sex with Terri Summers! Twice!

...just because I needed a day off. She wants it from me up to five times a day!

 

[don_equis]

You all lucky I dumped Terri for Paris Hilton

 

[websurfer]

Hugh Hefner is actually gay.
The reason why the playmates have their own rooms in the mansion is because all the playgirl models are in his room.

All playmates are actually transexuals.

 

[websurfer]

I firmly believe pussy and cock are the most appropriate terms for the female and male genitalia. What is more sexy than a cat and a
rooster making out? :tongue:

 

[websurfer]

...just because I needed a day off. She wants it from me up to five times a day!

Terri Summers??? I've never even heard about her? who is she?

 

[J.T.S.]

Terri Summers??? I've never even heard about her? who is she?

Just some chick.

 

[parker]

Anyone with some tall tales?


Do you know that Jenna Jameson was my ex?

I envy you.

How's that one!

 

[don_equis]

I am a Super Sayin level 3! I came to destroy the earth.