The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

[niknak2]

Elvis Presly is my father.

 

[Torre82]

I'm not an alcoholic. Beating off this much is natural. Btw, I'll look for a job tomorrow. What? Sure I'll take the trash out. Geez mom, sometimes I want to do something OTHER than lick your..

 

[icerfan]

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.

 

[Iamforever]

"i did not inhale" enough said.

 

[member006]

"i did not inhale" enough said.

Yes agreed, thats in the top five no doubt.

I wasn't kidding about the link though.

 

[4G63]

George Bush and George Bush were the greatest Presidents of all time.

 

[D-rock]

No honey, it's like I said before, nobody thinks that dress makes you look fat.

Nope, I only think about you when we're haveing sex.

No money ever had anything to do with me signing on with another team. I just do it for the love of the game.

 

[Iamforever]

jesus christ is my savior. some mormons tried really hard to get me to believe that. they stopped when i took off my jersey and showed them my pentagram shirt. i knew buying that would come in handy for comething else besides concerts.:rofl:

 

[Red Spyder]

"Yes, honey, I'm leaving my wife for you" (as some guy once told an ex-girlfriend of mine)

 

[lordvader1]

If we hadn't nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki, we'd all be speaking Japanese. (The war was over.)

Good one, I wonder where you got that from?

 

[FullMoonWolf]

O.J. really is looking for the real killer...seriously.......

 

[spiritbreaker22]

Son, this is your dad. Get the HE** off here and go to bed!

 

[D-rock]

I can't believe it's not butter.

 

[Irony]

Told a girl that the reason i wasnt coming over was because my boss was sick and i was going to go and visit him, she then came over to my house and found me sleeping with her sister.

 

[Torre82]

Oh, I love this one. Run up to a chick:

Help, the CIA is after my dick. I need a place to hide it!

 

[eGrodin]

People who claims

- "I am God"



"I'm atheist, I thank God for that!"

 

[Elwood70]

America is a free country.

Oswald shot Kennedy.

The world was created in 6 days.

Fire away.......

 

[FCCA]

Freeones suck:eek:

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

Has anybody said it before, :dunno:

"I'm going to live forever." (From Gita, on the thought of mortal human)

pd

 

[pussypoppa]

It Was an accident (when caught in bed with another person)