The Greatest Lie Ever Told!

[drdeath67]

"I Promise I won't cum in your mouth baby...trust me!"

 

[pussypoppa]

"that was the best sex i ever had"

 

[D-rock]

Sure I like my mother-in-law, and all the rest of the family also.

 

[FCCA]

trick daddy love the kids!

 

[Torre82]

Tech Support Inside Joke:

Considering 70% of net activity is porn..

And you only get three kinds of trouble calls as a support..

Get connected. (Old people, soccer moms, DHCP and install disc issues)

Business. (I'm losing money EVERY minute! I want a refund! (Considering you pay X amount for a *residential account* cuz you're F'ing CHEAP, that evens out to literally about 25 cents per hour and your service isnt guaranteed. Feel free to call billing tomorrow between 8a and 6p! Thank you!)

Slow/Spyware/New Yorkers. (People who are mad cuz they cant jerk off or dont understand that the 86 processes they have running actually ooze off performance hits)

"I'm sorry for the inconvenience."
~ biggest lie that EVERY business in America tells. (Ever visit a french business? "Are you buying? No? Get out.)

 

[FCCA]

i smoke crack, but i'm still in control of my life.

 

[om3ga]

Sigue Sigue Sputnik is a decent band....

 

[drdeath67]

Sigue Sigue Sputnik is a decent band....

LMAO YOU WIN!!!!!:glugglug:

 

[FCCA]

my sister is not a bitch. really , she's not.

 

[D-rock]

Violence never solved anything.

 

[member006]

*recording*

"Your call is important to us, please hold."

If it were so damned important wouldn't they hire more people to answer the calls so we wouldn't have to wait?

 

[x007x007x]

I always lie... except for that... and that... and that. Thats it.

 

[x007x007x]

I told my friends when i was in high school that my dad won the nobel prize for inventing the molecule. They still believe me.

 

[member006]

I told my friends when i was in high school that my dad won the nobel prize for inventing the molecule. They still believe me.

All your friends come here don't they? I'll bet I could name them alphabetically even.

 

[4G63]

Wife: Were where you?
Husband: Uhh... Uhh... I was at Mark's house

You weren't at marks house

Woman: I'm pregnant, it's yours!
Man: Ughhhh....

It ain't his!!!!

 

[FCCA]

Wife: Were where you?
Husband: Uhh... Uhh... I was at Mark's house

You weren't at marks house

Woman: I'm pregnant, it's yours!
Man: Ughhhh....

It ain't his!!!!

that was sooooooooooooo funny!

 

[roLLin60zCrIp]

Kazaam is my favourite movie of all time.

u know the movie wit Shaquille Oneal.

 

[x007x007x]

All your friends come here don't they? I'll bet I could name them alphabetically even.

haha how did u know, a few of them do, yea. Thats spooky. haha

 

[FCCA]

ben wallace leaving detroit for chicago is a good move.

 

[pussypoppa]

Chelsea are the best football team