The Bunny Ranch Thread

Nope but I have been to Germany. 50 euro for half an hour with women that looks just as good as the bunny ranch. They come in the room and they don’t say ****, not one dame word, you pick them out like you were grocery shopping… it was awesome!

I have seen the bunny ranch on TV. I see the women running there sale pitch getting the John to spend two to three thousand. America really sucks when it comes to this.
 
Going to the Bunny Ranch would be like wearing Nike shoes. In all it's pretty crappy, not worth the price, and most people do it because of the name. I would rather keep my dignity, by not only just never having to pay for sex ever which is kind of sad enough, but to also be able to say I never went there. :1orglaugh

You pay for sex whether it's dating, marriage, or going to the Bunny Ranch. ;)
 
You pay for sex whether it's dating, marriage, or going to the Bunny Ranch. ;)

yea but when youre dating and/or married theres a long term goal. you intend to spend the rest of your life with that person.

prostitution is all about sex, period. no long term game there.

theyre two different things, obviously
 
yea but when youre dating and/or married theres a long term goal. you intend to spend the rest of your life with that person.

prostitution is all about sex, period. no long term game there.

theyre two different things, obviously

Some people date just for sex too.

In the long run buying just sex is cheaper. Also, no nagging, gifts, and so on. Just saying.
 
All I can say is.... thank God for hookers, otherwise ugly guys like me wouldn't get any. I was just in Mexico a couple weekends ago and had a really great time with a 38DD Mexican blonde chick in one of the higher class clubs. The rooms were actually pretty nice, A/C and everything and even smelled clean. I would even say that the chick was Bunny Ranch material. The only downside is you're driving in a potential war zone to get there.

By the way, if anyone has been there, is it true that if you take a chick to the room they dissinfect your junk? I think I read that some place.
 
By the way, if anyone has been there, is it true that if you take a chick to the room they dissinfect your junk? I think I read that some place.

Yeah, they start out with a little Lysol, they rub that in, then they soak it in rubbing ******* for about 3 min. After that, that put it under a sterilization lamp (much like the ones used in doctor's offices and hospitals to sterilize equipment and supplies).
Then, they put a catheter in your penis and flush it out with distilled water and.....BAM, your good to go.

Obviously, I'm lying ;)
 
if i went to the bunny ranch i would do teri weigel so i could say i fucked a playboy playmate

For Teri Weigel you don't even have to go to the Bunny Ranch! She was just in South Dakota, New York and New Haven, CT. hooking the last few weeks! Even when she is home in Florida you can fuck her anytime, anyplace as she says!

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There once was an ad for Hoffs new brothel on Crystal Nv. I called for the cashier position but I got preoccupied
 
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