Tip number three...If you roll into a club and there's a pregnant black chick on stage with not another soul in the building, turn and walk the fuck out. Inevitably one of your mates will think "this place is the ****" and sit down to order a ****. If he does, leave his ass and find a classier joint.
Hahahaha.....this is so me! Definitely happened more than once. Usually after I've already been ******** a lot. Fuck it, tits are tits at that point. LOL