Stripper Exxxperience?

Really? In my experience 99% of bouncers are jerks for no good reason.

Really?? The strip club that I went to the bouncer seemed pretty friendly and cool..Me and him were actually cracking jokes and kidding around
 
Tip number three...If you roll into a club and there's a pregnant black chick on stage with not another soul in the building, turn and walk the fuck out. Inevitably one of your mates will think "this place is the ****" and sit down to order a ****. If he does, leave his ass and find a classier joint.

Hahahaha.....this is so me! Definitely happened more than once. Usually after I've already been ******** a lot. Fuck it, tits are tits at that point. LOL
 
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