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Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently along with some enormous green blobs. Meanwhile, Officer Jesus snorted cecil sausage through a straw.Suddenly Michael Jackson screams "thriller" thrusting his hotdog deep into Bubbles's arsehole.

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