Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with
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Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis
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Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's
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Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing bright
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot
Once upon a time there was no Freeones because computers were all unplugged and smelled really fishy. Terri Summers change your name to Tim Winters, otherwise we will start a fight that will become silly and oily unless Foxycougar and Adriana Sage sing a ballad about psychos and grenades. Homer Simpson watches you eating haggis and trout almondine babies on wooden ashtrays that are aflame.
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten
Once upon a time there was no Freeones because computers were all unplugged and smelled really fishy. Terri Summers change your name to Tim Winters, otherwise we will start a fight that will become silly and oily unless Foxycougar and Adriana Sage sing a ballad about psychos and grenades. Homer Simpson watches you eating haggis and trout almondine babies on wooden ashtrays that are aflame.
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava.It was
Once upon a time there was no Freeones because computers were all unplugged and smelled really fishy. Terri Summers change your name to Tim Winters, otherwise we will start a fight that will become silly and oily unless Foxycougar and Adriana Sage sing a ballad about psychos and grenades. Homer Simpson watches you eating haggis and trout almondine babies on wooden ashtrays that are aflame.
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing
Once upon a time there was no Freeones because computers were all unplugged and smelled really fishy. Terri Summers change your name to Tim Winters, otherwise we will start a fight that will become silly and oily unless Foxycougar and Adriana Sage sing a ballad about psychos and grenades. Homer Simpson watches you eating haggis and trout almondine babies on wooden ashtrays that are aflame.
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently along
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Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently along with
Once upon a time there was no Freeones because computers were all unplugged and smelled really fishy. Terri Summers change your name to Tim Winters, otherwise we will start a fight that will become silly and oily unless Foxycougar and Adriana Sage sing a ballad about psychos and grenades. Homer Simpson watches you eating haggis and trout almondine babies on wooden ashtrays that are aflame.
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently along with some
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently along with some
Once upon a time there was no Freeones because computers were all unplugged and smelled really fishy. Terri Summers change your name to Tim Winters, otherwise we will start a fight that will become silly and oily unless Foxycougar and Adriana Sage sing a ballad about psychos and grenades. Homer Simpson watches you eating haggis and trout almondine babies on wooden ashtrays that are aflame.
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently along with some enormous
So they went to the neighborhood porno store to purchase more anal lube, because they wanted to have something up their asses, but when they opened the bottles there wasn't anything in them. Annoyed, Foxycougar took out Pitino's strap-on, yelling "Please continue without hurting me." Then suddenly Homer pulled out a leather Gimp who's name was Shamu, and he sold his lightsaber to Big Lu. But the worst part, QBall kicked the Gimp on his kneecap, causing collateral damage, he was spontaneously horny for a huge kebab penis. Forcing all ladies to die and so extinction happened. Fin!
After dinner he found seashells were just wearing underwear with polkadots. The shirt went flying in the undergrowth of nettles. Peter Pan told Michael Jackson to get fucked! Michael then belted him around Alaska using a sledgehammer made from stainless satin. Peter flew up the rectum of a passing butterfly screaming help!! Nobody noticed Mike Tyson crying because hunger pains were getting worse in his stomach. So Peter went to the Never Land Ranch for Michael's toys. Later that day Peter found himself a VibroDeluxe3000 and promptly inserted cheese into his rectum friend, who then leapfrogged over a nearby hooker, who looked like Liz Taylor. The monstrosity who fornicated with dwarves came on Michael Jackson's ranch to die painfully and willing to go anywhere michael jackson goes. even his crazy monkey joined with Peter, mike tyson, and JJzangel,tallcowboy and big lu. So they all could eat at Joe's crab shack. But it was becoming awful that they can't be joining Sandee Westgate and Jenna Jameson having cheeseburgers and laughing maniacally!
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently along with some enormous
Miami Vice was crap. Don Johnson consumed an elephant while being prodded by a cross dressing gypsy called Bernice, she started to scream "HARDER" you dirty cocksmoker, ram ham. 'Do me in' you said.Then Tony Blair woke up with something growing in ear that stinks like sour milk. To his amazement David Hasselhoff started wanking on his ear, suddenly something came creeping in his y-fronts.What the hell is wrong with Elvis Costello's asshole !! it's glowing white-hot oooz like molten lava. It was flowing silently along with some enormous green blobs
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