Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

Do you think they knew each other outside of work or they were at least work-friends? Imagine two like literally random co-workers. She vaguely knows one of the guys and the other guy she has never met and he doesn't even speak English so all of this must be translated to him. They just go at it porn style for 10 minutes and then takes picture.
 
"She vaguely knows one of the guys and the other guy she has never met and he doesn't even speak English so all of this must be translated to him."

Did you ever see the two-part .. film "Nymphomaniac" on NFLX? I think in the second part she does that; a .. story called "The D@ngerous Men." Two bl@ck dudes from somewhere in Africa, I think. She invites them to a menage via a third guy who is bilingual. The dudes get in an argument while she's being DPd, because one dude doesn't like the .. feeling of rubbing against the other's schlong through the .. inside of her torso.
 
"She vaguely knows one of the guys and the other guy she has never met and he doesn't even speak English so all of this must be translated to him."

Did you ever see the two-part .. film "Nymphomaniac" on NFLX? I think in the second part she does that; a .. story called "The D@ngerous Men." Two bl@ck dudes from somewhere in Africa, I think. She invites them to a menage via a third guy who is bilingual. The dudes get in an argument while she's being DPd, because one dude doesn't like the .. feeling of rubbing against the other's schlong through the .. inside of her torso.

I have not.
 
(sigh) Again, guys, stop supporting 0nly F@ns .. creators. Society is losing quantitative analysts, and now scientists..

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I could be reincarnated as an elk or something and be all majestic and that would be weird.
 
I am high on a Monday. Mondays are stupid and I dislike them all intensely.
 
Not IT-themed, but I bust out laughing when I saw this. Especially the "fucking fuckers" piece of the pie, at 10:30!

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Being that nVidia released earnings TODAY:

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FWIW: Fourth-quarter non-GAAP earnings of $1.62 per share surpassed the Zacks Consensus Estimate by 6.58%. The reported figure soared 82% year over year and 25% sequentially, mainly driven by higher revenues and effective cost management.

NVIDIA’s fiscal fourth-quarter revenues climbed 73% year over year and 20% sequentially to $68.13 billion. The top line beat the consensus mark by 3.9%. Robust growth across all end markets drove NVDA’s fourth-quarter revenues to a record level.

And yet .. it is currently DOWN 3.5%.
 
I'll need to make some posts tonight so that we can start a new page tomorrow.
 
I saw a video of a woman crushing a watermelon with her thighs and thought about how wasteful that was. Think about all the hungry people in the world who could have had sex with that watermelon and now they can't. Shameful.
 
I do not understand why wait staff at restaurants become visibly annoyed with me when I conclude my order with "and please don't spit in it". Do they want to spit in my food? I do not think I am being unreasonable with that request.
 
A Mississippi man said the fake deed for a 50,000-acre kelp **** helped prevent a robbery at his home and he credits the document with possibly saving his life.
 
I thought I hit rock bottom in a handicap stall in Bangkok when a Thai ladyboy snorted crank off my johnson while a sunburned German watched us on the toilet.
 
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