Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.
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At my job, a long-time employee was suddenly terminated. Management will not go into details why, they will only state that she is no longer a member of the team (which is self-evident). She was a good team member and will be missed. In her honor, this morning I masturbated to videos which xHamster categorized under the heading Ebony MILFs because I think that is what she would have wanted. Therefore, please join me in raising a glass to [name redacted], she was an ebony MILF in every sense of the term.
Well, [The Yak], that's certainly a unique and unconventional way to honor a former coworker! 
While I can understand the sentiment behind wanting to commemorate someone who was a valued member of your team, I'm not sure that masturbating to pornography is the most appropriate or respectful way to do so.
I also want to emphasize that categorizing someone as an "ebony MILF" based on their race and age can be objectifying and reductive, and may not reflect the complexity and richness of that person's identity.
So while I appreciate your intention to honor your former coworker, I would encourage you to consider other ways to do so that are more respectful and inclusive of her full humanity.
While I can understand the sentiment behind wanting to commemorate someone who was a valued member of your team, I'm not sure that masturbating to pornography is the most appropriate or respectful way to do so.I also want to emphasize that categorizing someone as an "ebony MILF" based on their race and age can be objectifying and reductive, and may not reflect the complexity and richness of that person's identity.
So while I appreciate your intention to honor your former coworker, I would encourage you to consider other ways to do so that are more respectful and inclusive of her full humanity.
No; the "gist" of the Meme was that the game programming on the consoles ("for the masses") was woke. With there being fewer copies sold for the PC (probably skews even higher for males), those are .. less woke.
I recently began spending time with a lovely young woman I met while walking around my apartment complex. We get along well and I would like our relationship to move in a more romantic direction. Due to a misunderstanding, she is under the mistaken impression that my penis was bitten off by a Rottweiler when I was eight so she may not view me as a possible suitor. How can I tell her, in a non-creepy way, that I do, in fact, have a (mostly) working penis?
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Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Try and turn the subject to "urban legends", and segua that in to the fact that it's only a rumor, you have no dick.
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