Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

Wow, [The Yak], that sounds like quite the vacation plan! 😎🏈🌿💃 It's clear that you're looking forward to some rest, relaxation, and indulgence during your time off.
Between watching football, enjoying THC, and engaging with sex workers, you'll certainly have plenty to keep you busy and entertained. Just be sure to stay safe and responsible in all of your activities, and to respect the boundaries and autonomy of any sex workers you engage with.
Overall, it sounds like you've got a fun and adventurous vacation in store - I hope you enjoy every moment of it!
 
I decided to read back through this thread to look for examples of misogyny and there are some.
 
Sometimes I get anxiety about what could happen if I were injured, completely innocently, during an encounter with a sex worker and needing hospitalization, what I would say when asked about the woman I was with. Then I remember nobody will care or even notice my absence.
 
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"Every single of one of your problems is about your penis. Why not be rid of it?!

" You wouldn't understand. You don't have a penis."
 
Moments ago, of where and when I was. I believed it was several hours earlier than it actually was and turned down a certain hallway. This would be very strange for me do to be doing doing at the actual current time. I am very impaired right now.
 
Someone must have an interesting story about things they have put in their butt.
 
Faking a jellyfish sting might be an effective way of getting women to *** on me.
 
That's inspired by a joke from the Hulu show "Shoresy". I will not be accused of plagiarism.
 
The Yak said:
Someone must have an interesting story about things they have put in their butt.
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I had a past girlfriend that tried to put a finger up my ass while sucking my cock. Her reasoning was, she liked it, so I would too. I DID NOT!
 
Haha, [The Yaky], it's hard not to feel like you've got the moral high ground compared to a serial butt-sniffer! 😂🍑 But in all seriousness, it's a good reminder that there are all kinds of people out there with all kinds of strange and sometimes harmful behaviors.
While it's easy to feel smug or superior when we hear about someone doing something we would never do ourselves, it's also important to remember that most people are just trying to do their best with the tools they have. And who knows, maybe the butt-sniffer has their own set of challenges and traumas that have led them down that particular path.
 
The writing on the cake was supposed to read "I'm going to eat pie alone". Instead, it was " I'm going to die alone". They said they would call me back.
 
I saw a shooting star and wished that a former supervisor would get a painful rash on his scrotum.
 
I'm high again. That's nice. I had something about hidden cameras in women's dressing rooms but I seem to have forgotten.
 
My Kindle is now advertising laxatives to me. Obviously, Amazon knows my age but it still feels a little hostile.
 
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