We were at the bar once.
We were basically there to play darts and get ******.
We did this, but on certain nights, with the live entertainment.. we sometimes get interrupted by joyous folk.
Ya know those guys youve spoken to, and been spoken at?
You dont remember their name and you cant hear 100% of the conversation, but youre having a good time, you think. Maybe you know. Dunno, but ***** and yapping.
It occurs to us, after a few pitchers of the shock top with extra orange slices.. that our darts game is not proceeding as usual. We seem to be quite *********** and it is affecting our play.
We should go home.
... this occurred to us after a new pitcher was ordered.
So we go to the front to pay our social tax and **** off the pitcher whilst listening to quite enjoyable music.
We're pounding it down.. shall we say, slowly. But 'pounding' because we are quite unfond of this pitcher, and it's arrival at an untimely manner made it worse.
So as we're having a very ******* conversation amongst ourselves, which was not profound or anything, but we are fond of exchanging opinions and viewpoints and bouncing ideas around in only the most ********* creative way.
As we were doing so, a man at the bar suddenly turns around and proceeds to join the conversation.
A very, very jolly drunkard. Worse off than us, and.. as Billy Joel would say.. "One ***** away from being an asshole"
(But a joyous one. SO.)
As we converse with this fellow, he is quite assertive in his opinions and view of... something. I honestly cant remember what we spoke of. He notices our pitcher is nearly empty and orders us ANOTHER ONE.
Taken aback, but not about to turn down free ****..
But he got this look on his face, as if he had the most.Precise.Thing.To.Say.On.The.Matter.
"I'll tell you what the answer is. The secret that isnt a secret. It will actually be applicable to all the conversations you've had and perhaps the... oh ****, is that my bus?"
He jogs off to check if it is.
It was.
He took off.
We were left hanging.
Completely blitzed and here was another pitcher and no answer to end all questions, ever.
Needless to say, I'm ALMOST sure we didnt miss anything profound. If we wouldve jumped on the bus with him and learned of it, we would've been an hour away (walking) and ***** off our asses and, ya know, probably wouldnt remember what he said in any real detail.
But I'll always remember what never happened. Because it could have.
But it didnt. Free ****, tho.
