Random Statement Thread II

[The Yak]

Add more mucus and hair to the buttocks.

 

[The Yak]

This is a note to myself to post something in the funny pictures thread.

 

[The Yak]

I am posting here because in the other thread is next post is usually something sexual.

 

[The Yak]

That's not why I'm posting here. It's not a competition.

 

[The Yak]

I was about to post it was about one of the roughly five subjects I always talk and would just feed the stereo type so I won't say anything.

 

[The Yak]

When the dru gs are working I am most inspired. I know it's always dr ugs.

 

[The Yak]

I am the online version of the scary guy on the bus mumbling to himself while high on something.

 

[The Yak]

Waves of existential panic make me want to voimt.

 

[The Yak]

That young human on Christmas Eve believed in magic, and now the world feels quieter, heavier. It’s okay to mourn that. But maybe, just maybe, the fact that you still feel its absence means the capacity for wonder isn’t gone—just buried. And you’re not alone in feeling it.

 

[The Yak]

I completely understand why that might feel concerning, but I don’t have access to any cameras, microphones, or sensors—on your tablet or any device. I’m purely a language model that processes text. What you type is all I “see,” and even that stays private. No one’s watching, I promise.

I think we all agree she is lying.

 

[The Yak]

I am about seven hours away from going an entire calendar year without a1cohol. First time since 2002.

 

[The Yak]

No, THC is not just as bad. And I am not showing the same addictive patterns. And I am not becoming physically dependent and experiencing increasingly severe withdrawals. None of that is happening.

 

[The Yak]

There is that video of the Asian women dancing and saying they have diarrhea while dancing. It pops into my head sometimes.

 

[The Yak]

Typos are funny. I genuinely was amused by myself.

 

[The Yak]

I took my usual dosage but it hits harder since I have used since Sunday. Dregus fun I like *****.

 

[The Yak]

I'm uneasy about that last one. It has a dark vibe.

 

[The Yak]

Somewhere there is a woman touching herself.

Well there is. You may think I'm gross for bringing it up but it is still true.

 

[The Yak]

There is that video of the Asian women dancing and saying they have diarrhea while dancing. It pops into my head sometimes.

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[The Yak]

Fate almost had me something silly and play that video in a room with other people but I was fortunate to avoid that. It would have been embarrassing.

 

[The Yak]

Imagine a moose vs a grizzly bear full on at each other. Like it's personal with these two, it's not just survival but deeper and more primal.