Random Statement Thread II

[Bonezstorm]

In Germany, we as males don't say "Mein Freund" when we refer to our buddy, because that sounds gay. Insteadt we say "Der Huansohn" or "Der Wichser" and I think that sounds beautiful.

 

[jimnt]

In Germany, we as males don't say "Mein Freund" when we refer to our buddy, because that sounds gay. Insteadt we say "Der Huansohn" or "Der Wichser" and I think that sounds beautiful.

Ok so SOB or Jerkoff buddy is better than My Friend....lol

 

[Bonezstorm]

"Wichser" in this case means something like "motherfucker" or "asshole"

 

[KarlVonBnhf]

In Germany, we as males don't say "Mein Freund" when we refer to our buddy, because that sounds gay. Insteadt we say "Der Huansohn" or "Der Wichser" and I think that sounds beautiful.

In Greek it's similar. The word "malákas" is used in both the context of "Hi, buddy / dude / mate!" and of "What an asshole/jerk!"

 

[Supafly]

"Wichser" in this case means something like "motherfucker" or "asshole"

"Wichsen" - the activity - is an old german word for very fast, frantic, movement, well, just like when a guy is going in the final stretch of masturbation.

 

[Bonezstorm]

There's also the word "Schuhwichse" which is just the official word for shoe polish

 

[The Yak]

I should have 12 people over for pudding.

 

[The Yak]

I thought there would be more bodily fluids.

 

[The Yak]

Everyone at a job fall into one of two categories: those who would rather be at home masturbating and weird, bootlicker idiots.

 

[The Yak]

I was happier in my 20s when things were more affordable and I could still drink.

 

[The Yak]

Oh for Christ's sake. Consume ******* in order to become *********** which I used to enjoy immensely.

 

[The Yak]

COCK!!!

 

[Supafly]

Oh for Christ's sake. Consume ******* in order to become *********** which I used to enjoy immensely.

It is way more universal like that

 

[The Yak]

I would like find large sums of money in easy-to-carry bags.

 

[Supafly]

I would like find large sums of money in easy-to-carry bags.

If I should find a good surplus, I'll possibly hit you up

 

[The Yak]

Untreated mental illness has had a significant impact on my life.

 

[The Yak]

I blew my nose in the garage and it made these two pigeons ****** each other.

 

[Supafly]

I don't know for sure why, ALDI started packing its shops with christmas bakery stuff last week.

 

[The Yak]

"NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!!"

 

[Supafly]

No Rollerskating on the bus!