I am a genuine new member. I had about 30 or so previous to starting this thread, so I saw a little sample. To be honest, I could've cared less if anyone replied as the idea to create this thread was primarily to finally get a big thread going in an attempt to establish myself. That is why I chose the topic, which I thought would garner an interesting response. Btw, I comprehend the self-tarnishing posts' "Back off noob, you don't want any" mentality and if you've read my responses, you'd know that I enjoy it so just let it be. Thank you all for your responses, you guys are funny as hell, and I look forward to my stay at Hotel Freeones!
I was not implying you were not a genuine new member. I was speaking hypothetically, say...if a 1 post wonder had started the thread.
After tonight and the general attitude with some of the board members I've spoken recently I think the first thing I'll do tomorrow is just close my fucking account.