Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

[NinaMercedezFan]

How do you jerkoff?

Here's my Rules.

After every ejaculation due to a pornstars movie, my next session must be to a picture.

Pornstars should alternate after every/3rd jerkoff.

If I don't cum a lot, I wont jerk to the girl again.

Girls must be nude or having sex.

I prefer pics with cum on the women.
No lesbians.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Re: How do you jerkoff?

The best rules for jerking it, is to have no rules.

 

[Ichi-chan]

Re: How do you jerkoff?

The only rule to jerking off is not to hurt yourself or others. Your pretty much set after those two rules.

 

[benihime275]

i agree but i think the first pornstar i jercked off to was Aria Giovanni i think

 

[thechosenone]

this thread is hilarious in all the same ways that movies like the Killer Eye and Killer Tongue are hilarious. Awkward in concept and even more awkward when put into motion for all to see.

Nina Mercedes fans rules for jerking off should be in a technical manual of some kind and include self imposed punishments for breaking the vid to pic ratio of jerking.

To answer Christmas Ape's question about jerking to well worded crappy threads... the answer is constantly. In fact right now i'm...

As for Dick Van Cock's remark. I'd really like to think that if this was ever the subject to a psych paper that not only would the author fail but that the teacher would reveal the paper to the students in hopes of deah by ridicule for said student.

 

[ninetysixcavy]

Re: Urgent Wank Questions

Just wondering two things:

(1) How often do people here jerk off over porn to?

and

(2) Has anyone else here ever been caught masturbating by a hot girl - and I mean a hot girl? If so, how the hell did you handle it?

Never been caught. My mom was home last week and I didn't know, so I was spankin it at the comp. and came VERY close to being caught. It was a close one. Still never been caught though.

 

[ShawnSkyePA]

Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

well lets hear them

 

[Iamforever]

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

you first.

 

[member006]

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

you first.

:rofl2: OMG I can't breath, between the Hippie scare and now this.

I'm sure there's more here. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=9039&highlight=wanking

 

[ShawnSkyePA]

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

well the other night i was jerking off, and i was doing it for a long time cause it feels better when you cum, and all of a sudden i just lost it and it just like fucking erupted and it seemed like it would never stop it was a really good one too sucked....

 

[Laurence]

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

:bowdown: Surely you must have realised by now, no one who posts on this site has ever masturbated. It is against our way of life.

 

[ShawnSkyePA]

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

suuuuuuuuuure

 

[AFA]

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

well lets hear them

I think I maybe told it already when I was just a little guy. Now that I'm big adult, it's not such a big deal anymore

 

[ChefChiTown]

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

I don't have an embarassing masturbation story. I've never been caught, I've never had anything "funny" happen while in the midst of a stroke...I guess I'm just a boring guy. :dunno:

 

[AFA]

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

Here are some masturbation stories, I personally don't subscribe to the neo-Freudian drivel.

http://www.sexualrecovery.com/resources/articles/understanding-compulsive-masturbation.php
http://www.articlebiz.com/article/36544-1-masturbation-when-pleasure-becomes-an-obsession/
http://www.pep-web.org/document.php?id=APA.001.0045A
http://psychology.about.com/library/psychologyetexts/bl-everyday12.htm

 

[nastyfalcon]

Re: Most Embarresing Masturbation Story

well the other night i was jerking off, and i was doing it for a long time cause it feels better when you cum, and all of a sudden i just lost it and it just like fucking erupted and it seemed like it would never stop it was a really good one too sucked....

That's it? That embarrrest you?

I was expecting something like youe mother walking in just as you shot of and it hit her across the mouth, and the monkey in the closet saw what happened and jumped out and dit the same thing to her, and had to be put down because now whenever he sees a Milf he has to go "anoint" her....

But I degress...

That embarresed you?!

 

[CapnSexy322]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

i havent gone blind yet, so its not true.

 

[Kevdog]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

No no no no no.

 

[AFA]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Yes, check this thread, all blind guys posting; :jester:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=144100

 

[McNab]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

I heard once that jacking off can reduce the risk of testicular cancer ... good enough excuse, now out with the porn.