Official Grandaddy of all wank off threads

Where do you prefer to wank?

  • in bed

    Votes: 85 16.7%
  • at the computer

    Votes: 360 70.9%
  • in the shower

    Votes: 29 5.7%
  • other

    Votes: 34 6.7%

  • Total voters
    508
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

I think it was Devon or Brianna Banks. One of them for sure.
 
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

man, i can not remember the name's of the models, but it was from a playboy from the mid nineties with the models dressed up as indians. i just remember it blowing my mind.
 
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

Alexis Amore
 
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

I graduated from soft porn to hard porn. The first 'porn' mag I jerked off to was really a very mild lads' mag. Can't even remember the names of the girls I was looking at while doing it. The first time I choked the chicken over a hardcore porn mag, I recall getting very excited over a series of photos featuring Natalie Cruz, Aria Giovanni and some other girl. The way Natalie Cruz was dressed really got me going. She was, in a way, my first porn crush.
 
Re: Official 'I'm wanking' thread!

I personally haven't jacked it in ages. I'm planning to do the deed again soon though. I've got a stash of porn magazines and am planning to buy some DVDs too soon. Then I'm going to have a serious marathon wanking session.
 

dave_rhino

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Re: Official 'I'm wanking' thread!

I personally haven't jacked it in ages. I'm planning to do the deed again soon though. I've got a stash of porn magazines and am planning to buy some DVDs too soon. Then I'm going to have a serious marathon wanking session.

No.

You'll wank for 10 minutes and afterwards feel bad about it.

You may not believe me, but you'll know it's true afterwards.
 
Urgent Wank Questions

Just wondering two things:

(1) How often do people here jerk off over porn to?

and

(2) Has anyone else here ever been caught masturbating by a hot girl - and I mean a hot girl? If so, how the hell did you handle it?
 
Re: Urgent Wank Questions

(1) Some huge number. My question is how often do people here jerk off over "well worded" crappy posts.

(2) I've tried, lord knows I've tried!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Re: Urgent Wank Questions

Just wondering two things:

(1) How often do people here jerk off over porn to?

and

(2) Has anyone else here ever been caught masturbating by a hot girl - and I mean a hot girl? If so, how the hell did you handle it?

1) "jerk off over porn to"...interesting grammar, but to answer your question...once a week maybe.
2) I've never been walked in on. But...chances are, if a girl catches you masturbating, it's prooooobably either your mom or your sister. I'm sorry, I'm never going to think my MOM is "hot".
 
Re: Urgent Wank Questions

2.Im curious, if you are in the position to be caught by a "Hot" girl, then what the hell are you doing Jerking off?
 
Re: Urgent Wank Questions

1. if i'm not in a relationship (meaning not getting sex) it's probably twice a week.

2. never been caught by a hot girl. i always wank at home so the chances of getting caught by a hot girl is pretty low. i'd have to order pizza, start wanking, hope the delivery girl will be hot and hope she will be rude enough to walk into my room and hope she will be a slut and i'll get some BSP scene going on.
 
Re: Official 'I'm wanking' thread!

No.

You'll wank for 10 minutes and afterwards feel bad about it.

You may not believe me, but you'll know it's true afterwards.

yea somthin to do with how much horemones u have built up by not doing so for along time.then feelin like oscer the grouch afterwards aha lol. serioulsy thou. . . . . . . . . . official wanking thread:confused:
 
Re: Who was the first porn star you jerk off to?

i dont remember the pornstar but the first girl i wanked to was some model from one of my teenager magazines
 
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