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[dick van cock]

Re: Urgent Wank Questions

I still don't understand why these questions are urgent.

Do you have a paper for your psychology class at college due tomorrow? :dunno:

 

[Calm]

Re: Urgent Wank Questions

I still don't understand why these questions are urgent.

Do you have a paper for your psychology class at college due tomorrow? :dunno:

maybe he's got a hot girl in his living room and he wants to know whether he should spank the monkey or not

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Re: Urgent Wank Questions

maybe he's got a hot girl in his living room and he wants to know whether he should spank the monkey or not

When you say "a hot girl", do you mean a hot girl?

 

[Clarkie25]

Re: Urgent Wank Questions

Just wondering two things:

(1) How often do people here jerk off over porn to?

Yoda,is that you again?

 

[Laurence]

Caught Masturbating

What do you do when you've been caught masturbating by an incredibly hot girl? Has it ever happened to anyone else?

 

[Laurence]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Maybe masturbation can cause failing eyesight if you do it regularly at night looking at porn with no background lighting.

 

[Laurence]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

When you start masturbating every hour of every day in all kinds of places - then that's too much masturbation

 

[ChefChiTown]

Re: Caught Masturbating

You already opened a thread about this today.

 

[Laurence]

Re: Caught Masturbating

Yeah, I know. I couldn't find the old one.

 

[NorwegianGuy]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

u can go blind from masturbation if you cumshoot in your own eye HAHAHA XD

 

[NorwegianGuy]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

soz for double posting

 

[viacheslav29]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

:rofl:

This is the greatest thread I've read yet on this forum.

:rofl:

 

[DrMotorcity]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

Essentially, it's all a matter of perspective. To some, the masturbation is half-full; to others, it's half empty. In either case, the practitioner should be well aware of the potential consequences.


Remember, you heard it here first. And besides, I'm a doctor.

 

[baultista]

Re: Caught Masturbating

What do you do when you've been caught masturbating by an incredibly hot girl? Has it ever happened to anyone else?

NOTHING you say or do will make that situation any less awkward.... so politely ask if she'd like to join you!

its the mannerly thing to do :rofl:

 

[trickster223]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

I was listening to some sex phone in a while back, and this guy called up saying he masterbated twenty times a day, and was worried about his addiction. He sounded deadly serious also.

Personally, when I was younger I used to do it around two times a day, but as i've got older I don't feel inclined as much.

 

[nukenitro]

Re: how much masturbation is too much

when it begins to hurt, that's when you stop whacking it. Trust me. My avatar knows

 

[FreeThugz]

Computer

 

[member006]

You already opened a thread about this today.

Yeah, I know. I couldn't find the old one.

It may cause a hernia, but I'm not saying a thing. urrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg

LL

 

[angelfire1972]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

i can't see it

 

[TonyBro]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

No blindness, but it does cause an erection.

I would suggest masturbating causes orgasm and satisfaction, the erection in an important but, intermediate step.