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[member006]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Even if it is so, there is always this.

http://1.***************/ii/0/0/2/2/7/002274300joke2.jpg

LL

 

[stockfisch]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

I don´t know, i´ve never masturbated
I´ve also never drank beer, smoke cigarettes and other stuff, had sex, looked on pornsites ......

I´m 100 % well

 

[Hung-Lo]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

masturbation....good

getting shot in the eye...bad

getting shot in the eye by Peter North....blindness occurs

 

[ElStupido]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Thats just the oldest trick that mom used to try to get you to stop.

 

[Renegade1Oh]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Some people actually consider masturbation as a cardiovascular workout.

Thanks om3ga!!! Now I can cut short my workout and hit on the gals in the Gym!!!! :nanner: Have A Cold One On Me!! :glugglug:

 

[cartman24]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Good thing it doesn't, I would be screwed.

 

[AFA]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Even if it is so, there is always this.

http://1.***************/ii/0/0/2/2/7/002274300joke2.jpg

LL

good one! :jester:

 

[D-rock]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Even if it is so, there is always this.

That makes me wonder if blind people that read Playboy magazine made in braille only do it for the articles. :1orglaugh

 

[Juiceman]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

No blindness...but as a pre-teen I jacked-off in a sock so much that my dick grew a toe-nail !!!!

 

[member006]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

No blindness...but as a pre-teen I jacked-off in a sock so much that my dick grew a toe-nail !!!!

:rofl2: Now that was funny. Thanks I needed a laugh.

LL

 

[marcuz26]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

well masturbation is like sex right, ur dick dont know diff. so does constant sex cause blindness? im not blind n i been jackin it for ten years.

 

[ingramsmart]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

Here's one I'd like to see on Mythbusters.

 

[theadmanmufc]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

LMAO. I hate the theory that masturbating could make you blind. If masturbating could make you blind, then surely having sex could too.

 

[marcuz26]

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness?

LMAO. I hate the theory that masturbating could make you blind. If masturbating could make you blind, then surely having sex could too.

Exactly that's my point. Thanks mate

 

[CapnSexy322]

almost been caught by a hot girl i know and escaped unscathed. played it off well too. said i was fixin my shorts.

 

[savage55]

I think it would have to be Lexus Locklear. Debbie does dallas.

 

[ghoul]

How do you Masturbate?

just wondering do you use toys or just hands? if toys what toys?share some tips on masturbating.

 

[rian_evilclown]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

i get my girlfriend to do it.... using her mouth

 

[slowhand]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

I use my hands and I stroke it to the right stroke it to the left up and down.

 

[hammerer]

Re: How do you Masturbate?

Depends on the mood or model, the head or the whole shebang.