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Mariahxxx

Official Checked Star Member
Philbert is from Texas which means we need to remember that he reads at a 3rd grade level and drools on the keyboard from time to time. patience chums, patience!
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Ouch! Now that's gonna leave a bruise. :D
 

Philbert

Banned
Philbert is from Texas which means we need to remember that he reads at a 3rd grade level and drools on the keyboard from time to time. patience chums, patience!

Which leaves you at what level? Retarded? Special Ed? Which in Florida is admittedly Valedictorian , but you are so easy to prove wrong with every post you (tediously) make, especially when you quote anyone...I get bored showing your general ignorance on most every subject you rant on about...(yawn).
You have passion, but your trashy take on things leaves you open to pwning and somethimes it's fun.
Don't take OCSMOTW too seriously...
 

Mariahxxx

Official Checked Star Member
Difference between us is that I'm not all "My state is the best!" like the douche's from Texas are. I love where I live but I'm not going to claim the state & to be the best.

and when you show me where you have proven my ignorance one time I'll admit defeat.
 

Philbert

Banned
Difference between us is that I'm not all "My state is the best!" like the douche's from Texas are. I love where I live but I'm not going to claim the state & to be the best.

and when you show me where you have proven my ignorance one time I'll admit defeat.

And yet you're always the one who posts the multiple "you're from Texas...na na na" posts...hmmm. Insert "What's your favorite river " joke here (de Nile)
There are many choices...you fuck up a LOT...pick just about any thread and there I am proving you wrong a time or two...how about the "Greek was only used by the scholars" claim...wrong and I showed you easily. 1 of many...so let's hear the admission of defeat you promised.
 
"If you don't want people to realize how weird you are, don't post your crap on the forum, dumbass"

I don't care what people think of me and how normal I am. You're the one who cares, dumbass. Otherwise you wouldn't be putting so much effort into getting under my skin (and you can't despite all your best efforts because you suck *that* much). Stick your little butter covered pecker in a wormhole. It'll fit nice and snug.
 

Philbert

Banned
"If you don't want people to realize how weird you are, don't post your crap on the forum, dumbass"

I don't care what people think of me and how normal I am. You're the one who cares, dumbass. Otherwise you wouldn't be putting so much effort into getting under my skin (and you can't despite all your best efforts because you suck *that* much). Stick your little butter covered pecker in a wormhole. It'll fit nice and snug.

Well, not only are you a certified freak, you don't lie too well either.
How many posts have you made trying to sound unconcerned while sputtering 12 year old level tweenie curses at me?:rofl:
Beyond pitiful...
 
Well, looks like I've read everything I needed to know. Unsubscribing in 3, 1, ...
 

Mariahxxx

Official Checked Star Member
Oh I have made myself look ignorant plenty of times...but not a single time can I think of that YOU made that happen.

And YOU are the one who in several threads touted Texas and made a big deal out of being from that shit hole, so I challenged you on it and you get all defensive. I'm from California, Los Angeles, The Valley to be specific. Say anything you want about it. It is a shit hole the people suck making statements about a state with 38 million people doesn't offend ME. That would make me...well, a big fat fucking LOSER now wouldn't it?
 

Philbert

Banned
No need to worry, it is not your fault. Philbert is ruining every thread on freeones with his attitude.

Only for you, ya whiny little pussy.
I see how you only posted in the "who has the biggest titties in Denmark" threads for all of your first year, then you posted only once in 2011, and once in 2012, and then came into the talk section and started whining about how we were so rude to you in post after post. Yet you tried to be "insulting", but once you got trounced a few times you started your "why are you so mean" BS. You are a screaming emotional retard, and really should stay away from big boy threads.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment?

raimmi said:
Philbert, the hottest man on this board
(That's just creepy ...)

Re: Breaking news: European Union Vote Could Push Law to Ban All Porn in Media

raimmi said:
Wow, what a retard you can be. In which country are you living in?
raimmi said:
How unfriendly you are (you start with calling the people in eu assholes and egomaniacs).You should change your name to "the forum's troll"

Re: There's an IGNORE feature. Why not use it?

raimmi said:
I don't understand, why the moderators of this forum just don't care about people posting stupid things all the time.

Members like Sam Fisher or vodkazvictim should be banned (and every other forum I do know, would already have banned those two guys for the way they are behaving)


vodkazvictim said:
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QUOTE=raimmi]The king has returned?

QUOTE=vodkazvictim Fuck off.

:rofl2:
At least you have given so many a reason to laugh with your whiny threads...
 

Philbert

Banned
Oh I have made myself look ignorant plenty of times...but not a single time can I think of that YOU made that happen.

And YOU are the one who in several threads touted Texas and made a big deal out of being from that shit hole, so I challenged you on it and you get all defensive. I'm from California, Los Angeles, The Valley to be specific. Say anything you want about it. It is a shit hole the people suck making statements about a state with 38 million people doesn't offend ME. That would make me...well, a big fat fucking LOSER now wouldn't it?

It does indeed.
 
Philbert is that one tiny turd that never flushes. Only this turd can speak and says horrible words nonstop. Twist a freshly picked corn cob up your ass until all the kernels pop off. Don't come back until you cum.
 

Philbert

Banned
Philbert is that one tiny turd that never flushes. Only this turd can speak and says horrible words nonstop. Twist a freshly picked corn cob up your ass until all the kernels pop off. Don't come back until you cum.

Really? You stick corn cobs up your ass til you come? Is that after or before ?
" My cumshot love is probably different from most. The only way for me to come to terms and complete my sexual urge for women to a maximum degree is to see them with cum on their faces. Not just cumshots- a maximum orgasm pertaining to whatever sexual fantasy is on my mind at the given time. It's like I'm thinking "You are SO hot, I must cum harder... harder... HARDER damn it! and then, I cum!" And then I realize I can handle her hotness until the sexual feelings return the next day (sometimes two days).
Do you feel that makes your blowup GF jealous? :rofl:
What a trainwreck...every post you make shows what a retarded human you are.
 
The guy with a shitty incoherent writing style, tiny IQ level, unlikeable and humorless personality and inability to listen or read is calling me a retard.
 

Philbert

Banned
The guy with a shitty incoherent writing style, tiny IQ level, unlikeable and humorless personality and inability to listen or read is calling me a retard.

And yet...I've had sex with real women. Many glorious times!

Retard.:rofl:
 

Philbert

Banned
I see...so, your 30,749 posts ( with one year less than I've been a member) mean you never leave your house, or that you're celibate now?
I know you're in a constant state of butthurt (aside from your cinematic career) so is this one more attempt to find that "crush Phibert" button?
:pacing:
Damn...you failed at that one...try dissing the State of Texas again.
 
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