Never had sex; what are my options?

[Philbert]

^ I don't get it. Who is a homosexual here?

By the way, I know I'm not an admin or a mod here. All I can say is that I started this thread in order to find some guidance given the situation that I'm in. I didn't start it to watch people scorch the earth of the forum.

You know you're not a mod, but you wanna give orders even so?
You put your personal shit out here, so thousands can hear your tale.
So, if someone wants to comment take what you asked for and quit bitchin'.

If you sound like a closet dweller and you are ashamed, don't post in a public forum asking for comments.
If people want to have fun making funny comments, that's what happens.

Maybe you should have thought about all that before putting your sad story out there, ya know?

 

[Armanaeus]

^ I'm really being misunderstood here. I'm not giving orders or anything. I'm not an egomaniac. And I'm not ashamed of the inevitable "sad story" that I'm pretty sure lots of young boys go through.

I just noticed that Blue Countach made a comment, and I was a little worried that all hell would break loose. This kind of thing happens a lot on another forum that I participate in, in which case I call for appeasement (I've just realized that you guys do certain things differently here). You really have to understand where I'm coming from with this. And if you must know, I didn't know that my thread would bring out "sad sex lives", as you call it. I'm a complete dummy in that field.

You are being really quick with jumping to conclusions.

 

[gunslingingbird]

By the way, I know I'm not an admin or a mod here. All I can say is that I started this thread in order to find some guidance given the situation that I'm in. I didn't start it to watch people scorch the earth of the forum.

Welcome to Freeones! :thumbsup:

 

[Armanaeus]

^ Thanks. It may be 230 posts on my count (as of the time of this writing) but I still feel like a newbie here. :1orglaugh

 

[STDiva]

I've done sex. Once I show ladies my sword collection they want to do sex with me.

 

[Armanaeus]

^ You sprinkle hormones on them swords? How many of them do you have? ... No, wait, don't answer that.

 

[Lacey Black]

 

[Armanaeus]

^ :1orglaugh ... I should see that movie again. But yes, that's pretty much the idea that was stated earlier. Thanks for the vid.

For some reason it doesn't display the video on my laptop. Luckily, I have it as a notification on my iPhone with a link to the video.

 

[Jack Davenport]

The next time you see somebody that you want to do the sex move with, strike a series of seductive poses to get their attention.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Look for girls with dog poop on their shoes.

 

[bw18081]

The next time you see somebody that you want to do the sex move with, strike a series of seductive poses to get their attention.

Preferably with George Thorogood playing in the background. :banger:

 

[humperbink]

Hooray! After 15 minutes of trying to get this reply screen to load it finally does! *blows silly clown whistle*

Anyway, to the topic creator, don't feel bad- I'm 32 and never had sex either. The truth is, I don't want to. After high school I stopped thinking about it. While in high school of course all the boys would be like "Man I banged the SHIT out of that hot chick last night!" and who really knows if they did or not. I believe some of them really were banging chicks given how they'd fight with their girlfriends after the relationship would dwindle away to being nothing more than a chore. Only 17 and already fighting like a married couple! During these high school days I would think about sex and think about it often. The curiosity was truly a nonstop distracting feeling. However things change after the years go by time and I realize the choices I make/have made in life are what I care about the most.

I think that's why I lost interest in sex- the feeling that I'm supposed to fall in love and get married, you know, things to assure I'm not just using a girl for sex (and obviously I'd never use a girl for sex otherwise I wouldn't be a virgin at the age of 32). Don't let the pressure get to ya man. My life is, not bragging or anything, awesome being single and I wouldn't want to tarnish it with the after effects of sex or being with a woman. I also wouldn't want to pay for sex either. Seems really wrong to do that.

 

[Philbert]

Hooray! After 15 minutes of trying to get this reply screen to load it finally does! *blows silly clown whistle*

Anyway, to the topic creator, don't feel bad- I'm 32 and never had sex either. The truth is, I don't want to. After high school I stopped thinking about it. While in high school of course all the boys would be like "Man I banged the SHIT out of that hot chick last night!" and who really knows if they did or not. I believe some of them really were banging chicks given how they'd fight with their girlfriends after the relationship would dwindle away to being nothing more than a chore. Only 17 and already fighting like a married couple!

I think that's why I lost interest in sex- the feeling that I'm supposed to fall in love and get married, you know, things to assure I'm not just using a girl for sex (and obviously I'd never use a girl for sex otherwise I wouldn't be a virgin at the age of 32). Don't let the pressure get to ya man. My life is, not bragging or anything, awesome being single and I wouldn't want to tarnish it with the after effects of sex or being with a woman. I also wouldn't want to pay for sex either. Seems really wrong to do that.

There is something so wrong with you...I hope nobody takes that crap seriously.

 

[Johan]

Option A : Suicide
Option B : Hookers
Option C : Being gay

 

[sean miguel]

Option A : Suicide
Option B : Hookers
Option C : Being gay

Being gay and not having sex wouldn't be much better. I wouldn't think so. I mean how the hell would I know? Quit looking at me like that.

For those who don't mind having meaningless (non-paid) sex but just want to have it but can't because of shyness, insecurity, whatever, try alcohol. It worked for me. It's not called liquid courage for nothing.

Growing up I was shy, tall and skinny as a beanpole and didn't really have the nerve or know how to try to get with a girl even though I wanted to so bad. The way parts of them would jiggle and bounce back at times ..... Anyways, what was I saying? Oh, I didn't have sex until I was 18 so I was a late starter as well. By then I had started to fill out (a haphazard regimen of weights and beer). Yeah, my first time was forgettable and I woke up with terrible rug burns and hungover but the key word is, hungover. It was alcohol that gave me the nerve to approach some random girl and get things started. And it surprisingly worked more often than not. The hot ride with the 15" subs probably didn't hurt at that age either.

From that time until I got married and inbetween girlfriends it was pretty much meaningless but fairly regular sex. And mostly alcohol-fueled. Oh, and a side benefit - you last longer. </cheesy and completely unhealthy testimonial>

Take it away Mr. Paisley:

 

[humperbink]

"There is something so wrong with you...I hope nobody takes that crap seriously."

Come on now! It's just a personal life experience. Take it seriously because it's honest, but it would be your own choice whether you want to go down the same path or not.

 

[Philbert]

Once again raimmi rubs sand in his cunt.

:rofl2:

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Anyway, don't feel bad- I'm 32 and never had sex either. The truth is, I don't want to. . My life is, not bragging or anything, awesome being single and I wouldn't want to tarnish it with the after effects of sex or being with a woman. I also wouldn't want to pay for sex either. Seems really wrong to do that.

Dude...

Don't say weird things anymore.

icardfacepalm:

You are a near complete freak...if you post some more you may be revealed as a complete freak, but as of now, I just got the one post to go by.

 

[Armanaeus]

Thanks, humperbink, for your posts. That's the kind of supportive material I was looking for.

 

[DOA82]

Hi. Couldn't find a similar thread, so I really was milking the Advanced Search feature to the best of my ability.

When I was in school (early grades ... we don't call it "elementary school" 'cause Russia doesn't have schools divided into elementary, middle, and high) I was having a conversation with a couple of really young girls asking some questions that made me feel just a bit uncomfortable. The last question was: "Are you planning on dying a virgin?" Hell, I didn't even know what a virgin is. :1orglaugh

There appears to be a lot of (for the lack of a better word) pressure on me from media and the Web - that I have to have sex at least once in my life to lose my virginity. (Here I'm gonna get quite personal, so don't feel flabbergasted; just trying to deliver a point here.) I have a rough list of things I want to do before I go (what am I, gonna live forever?). One of them is to "have sex at least once (incomplete)". Why? I guess I just haven't really experienced life to its fullest yet.

If you sympathize with my cause, feel free to share any ideas, advices, etc. I've read somewhere on the Web that first you have to have it with someone really experienced in sex, someone who can provide you (very politely) with a basic template of how to work it out and what to keep in mind. Others say that it has to be someone who is your age, someone you can trust, someone special. These two are sometimes mutually exclusive, and I don't know anyone special to do it with. Hell, I don't have any friends. No one.

So, my big question is this: given the aforementioned circumstances, what are my options? Who should I do it with? I've had no sexual education. Very little common knowledge in that area. I'm just looking for answers. And trust me, I tried Googling that but didn't come up with any satisfying results.

If I said something stupid or mentioned something that I could have done all by myself, then forgive me; I'm a retard.

I saw this thread when it was first posted and my opinion on these threads and the question they ask is always the same.

You are a virgin? So what?

At the age off 22 no less? I still don't care.

What you have here is not a problem. This is one of lifes little frustrations that inevitably sorts itself out. There are far bigger things in life, even at 22 to worry about instead of what lucky girl will keep your cock warm for 3 - 15 minutes.

I didn't have sex until I was in my mid 20's, a good few years older than you and yes it frustrated me, but I got over it. I never once contemplated "How can I have sex", you don't get a merit badge for it, there's no t-shirt and wall of fame an awkward Polaroid of you will be stuck to.

Do not confuse what you watch in porn movies as what sex actually is, trust me when you do have consensual, emotionally involved sex you will realise how laughably over acted and contrived porno sex actually is.

You don't need sex, its not a life achievement, you need patience and to invest yourself in a real person. Mechanical, degrading sex in a motel with a $50 professional will not fill this void you wish to fill. Get a girl, get to know her and enjoy each other, that is what you want.

It's only sex.

 

[Chopper3000]

You must be a Liverpool fan.