Never had sex; what are my options?

[Philbert]

I see...so, your 30,749 posts ( with one year less than I've been a member) mean you never leave your house, or that you're celibate now?
I know you're in a constant state of butthurt (aside from your cinematic career) so is this one more attempt to find that "crush Phibert" button?
acing:
Damn...you failed at that one...try dissing the State of Texas again.

I should have said "3,476" posts...hey, I just did!

 

[Elwood70]

I still don't understand what the fuck post counts have to do with anything.

There's a few people on here that are on my mental shit-list (but none on "Ignore"), and whatever criticisms I may have about those people, their post count isn't one of them. If I could type a lot faster - and I actually gave a steaming good goddamn - mine would be a lot higher. Post counts prove nothing.

 

[Philbert]

They don't...Mariah is probing for some way to diss me, and post count was her shot in the dark.
Her theory being that, if you average almost 700 posts a year you won't possibly have time to get some nookie; I think that's her newest theory...so many silly things posted that are so obviously lame there's no need to waste time refuting the twisted logic.
Whatever...

 

[Mariahxxx]

I have 30,749 posts??? I know that you Texans are idiots but I thought you could at least read. I have 3,476 posts in 6 1/2 years. you have 4,423

I have been editing today so Ive been bored. the only time im on my computer is when Im editing. Ive said that before. maybe your cowboy hat was on too tight and it clogged your ears.

Boy don't you feel like a fucking dumb hick

 

[Mariahxxx]

no you post 700 times a year means you have accepted your lameness in the real world and dedicated yourself to the virtual one.

 

[Philbert]

I have 30,749 posts??? I know that you Texans are idiots but I thought you could at least read. I have 3,476 posts in 6 1/2 years. you have 4,423

I have been editing today so Ive been bored. the only time im on my computer is when Im editing. Ive said that before. maybe your cowboy hat was on too tight and it clogged your ears.

Boy don't you feel like a fucking dumb hick

I should have said "3,476" posts...hey, I just did!

Boy don't I feel like a fucking dumb hick!

So...if you've been on FOs since 2007, and I've been here since 2006, you seem to have the same average post count I have...which makes you about as lame as that proverbial duck, huh?

Wow...you must be an awfully serious practitioner of the Yoga disciplines...you seem to be able to put your foot so deep into your mouth it's the new "Deep Throat".

 

[288gto]

Hi. Couldn't find a similar thread, so I really was milking the Advanced Search feature to the best of my ability.

When I was in school (early grades ... we don't call it "elementary school" 'cause Russia doesn't have schools divided into elementary, middle, and high) I was having a conversation with a couple of really young girls asking some questions that made me feel just a bit uncomfortable. The last question was: "Are you planning on dying a virgin?" Hell, I didn't even know what a virgin is. :1orglaugh

There appears to be a lot of (for the lack of a better word) pressure on me from media and the Web - that I have to have sex at least once in my life to lose my virginity. (Here I'm gonna get quite personal, so don't feel flabbergasted; just trying to deliver a point here.) I have a rough list of things I want to do before I go (what am I, gonna live forever?). One of them is to "have sex at least once (incomplete)". Why? I guess I just haven't really experienced life to its fullest yet.

If you sympathize with my cause, feel free to share any ideas, advices, etc. I've read somewhere on the Web that first you have to have it with someone really experienced in sex, someone who can provide you (very politely) with a basic template of how to work it out and what to keep in mind. Others say that it has to be someone who is your age, someone you can trust, someone special. These two are sometimes mutually exclusive, and I don't know anyone special to do it with. Hell, I don't have any friends. No one.

So, my big question is this: given the aforementioned circumstances, what are my options? Who should I do it with? I've had no sexual education. Very little common knowledge in that area. I'm just looking for answers. And trust me, I tried Googling that but didn't come up with any satisfying results.

If I said something stupid or mentioned something that I could have done all by myself, then forgive me; I'm a retard.

there are girls who will fuck you, just ask them, u got balls right? how are girls there? I love Russia, guess why

 

[Mariahxxx]

guess what though douche? I make MONEY from promoting myself on freeones. See those links at the bottom??? guess what? those go to sites that cost money that goes into my nice wallet.

I used to post here for business 90% of the time. Now its only about 70% I post in my foodie thread to promote my dinner with mariah project I post political and religious threads to stir the pot and get out frustrations and because I'm bored during video rendering. I enjoy the arguments sometimes and even if we don't agree I aspire to inspire thought. nothing wrong with that.

But my point is, that while you are here purely for personal reasons, I am here for business reasons.

 

[Elwood70]

Again: How does a high post count translate into "lameness"? 700 posta a year works out to about two per day.

 

[Mariahxxx]

never mind.

 

[Chopper3000]

guess what though douche? I make MONEY from promoting myself on freeones. See those links at the bottom??? guess what? those go to sites that cost money that goes into my nice wallet.

I used to post here for business 90% of the time. Now its only about 70% I post in my foodie thread to promote my dinner with mariah project I post political and religious threads to stir the pot and get out frustrations and because I'm bored during video rendering. I enjoy the arguments sometimes and even if we don't agree I aspire to inspire thought. nothing wrong with that.

But my point is, that while you are here purely for personal reasons, I am here for business reasons.

Nice one babe, quite possibly my favourite post ever

 

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