Philbert
Banned
Hush up, little boy, or I'll pay a girl to chase you around til you have a breakdown...:rofl2:
Nothing a 32 year old virgin who's afraid of women says is too upsetting...funny, yes.
Never had sex; what are my options?
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Hush up, little boy, or I'll pay a girl to chase you around til you have a breakdown...:rofl2:
Nothing a 32 year old virgin who's afraid of women says is too upsetting...funny, yes.
Philbert
Banned
To Ray Ray:
Subtle is different than lame...I knew you'd get upset and I was right...you got easy buttons to push.
I agree you are an asshole, it's good you acknowledge tha fact and can live with it.
I am less impressed with your knowledge outside of your field, like many overamped people you are invested in your immediate area of concern and never miss an opportunity to let people know how awesome you are...I am less than impressed.
You are a bit more typical than you like to hear. I can sense how upset you are...you are using your best sarcastic putdowns on me, and I know I should just give up and go away.
Sorry, ain't gonna happen today.
Mostly you drop in and occasionally drop some pearls of wisdom, never missing a chance to reiterate your awesome business acumen, in case anyone doubts your deep understanding of numbers and big words. I get that...old story.
When it comes to getting your way, you are just like any other wuss (raimmi comes to mind, he's a crybaby too); if you think you can "thump me" for your fans, I look forward to the challenge.
The creepy guy stated quite outright he had no desire to get with women during and after high school, after dissing normal guys for doing the normal biological thing and going after hookups with girls. Then he clearly stated he was happy as a bunny on Easter not even thinking about women 'cause his life was so wonderful, and he didn't want to pollute it with some nasty girl love. Wow...and somehow here comes Daddy Ray to fix his dysfunction to make up for being a self-declared, dedicated asshole most of the time by...what?
humpernever doesn't want to have sex...ever! He's above it all, unlike the disadvantaged (normal) guys out there with girlfriends and wives. (Yes, that was sarcasm, I know it might have escaped you in your stressed condition. )
The OP at least wants to fix things, but humpernever thinks girls are nasty unless they're on paper or in video.
So, what's your plan to fix that boy's creepy life? That he prefers to a nasty yuckky real woman?
I can't wait to see if there really is a plan, or it's just another Daddy Ray look at me line of BS.
You didn't mix up the OP with humpernever, did you?
You seem to be discussing two different guys. Uh Oh...Ray Ray might be losing his line of thought. Tsk.
Subtle is different than lame...I knew you'd get upset and I was right...you got easy buttons to push.
I agree you are an asshole, it's good you acknowledge tha fact and can live with it.
I am less impressed with your knowledge outside of your field, like many overamped people you are invested in your immediate area of concern and never miss an opportunity to let people know how awesome you are...I am less than impressed.
You are a bit more typical than you like to hear. I can sense how upset you are...you are using your best sarcastic putdowns on me, and I know I should just give up and go away.
Sorry, ain't gonna happen today.
Mostly you drop in and occasionally drop some pearls of wisdom, never missing a chance to reiterate your awesome business acumen, in case anyone doubts your deep understanding of numbers and big words. I get that...old story.
When it comes to getting your way, you are just like any other wuss (raimmi comes to mind, he's a crybaby too); if you think you can "thump me" for your fans, I look forward to the challenge.
The creepy guy stated quite outright he had no desire to get with women during and after high school, after dissing normal guys for doing the normal biological thing and going after hookups with girls. Then he clearly stated he was happy as a bunny on Easter not even thinking about women 'cause his life was so wonderful, and he didn't want to pollute it with some nasty girl love. Wow...and somehow here comes Daddy Ray to fix his dysfunction to make up for being a self-declared, dedicated asshole most of the time by...what?
humpernever doesn't want to have sex...ever! He's above it all, unlike the disadvantaged (normal) guys out there with girlfriends and wives. (Yes, that was sarcasm, I know it might have escaped you in your stressed condition. )
The OP at least wants to fix things, but humpernever thinks girls are nasty unless they're on paper or in video.
So, what's your plan to fix that boy's creepy life? That he prefers to a nasty yuckky real woman?
I can't wait to see if there really is a plan, or it's just another Daddy Ray look at me line of BS.
You didn't mix up the OP with humpernever, did you?
You seem to be discussing two different guys. Uh Oh...Ray Ray might be losing his line of thought. Tsk.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Q: Never had sex; what are my options? A: Just don't be a dumbass like Philbert
Yeeeeeah Philbert, I was so upset when I wrote that. You, you, you really got me with that barrage of wit, ol' buddy. It's amazing how perceptive you are - and smart too! Everybody says so. You just keep telling yourself that and maybe one day it will be true. Spark up another bowl and let us know what other things make sense to you. Smokin' too many of them doobies apparently makes your head soft, boy. You Might want to ease up on the smokeums.
Philbert, your reputation as a nonsensical fool is well established here. Even while you were on your little sabbatical, you continued to be the butt of jokes here. So while I'm not personally into celibacy, the other fellow's logic just made more sense than yours. And at a certain point, that's what discussions on forums come down to: who makes sense and who does not? You do not. All he did was state what worked for him. You typically present yourself in a way that makes you seem... well (not even trying to be mean here), just not very intelligent. And then you want to puff up when you get called on it.
Have a nice day, Philbert - you are truly a man among men. :hatsoff:
Geez, what a fuckin' goof!
Yeeeeeah Philbert, I was so upset when I wrote that. You, you, you really got me with that barrage of wit, ol' buddy. It's amazing how perceptive you are - and smart too! Everybody says so. You just keep telling yourself that and maybe one day it will be true. Spark up another bowl and let us know what other things make sense to you. Smokin' too many of them doobies apparently makes your head soft, boy. You Might want to ease up on the smokeums.
Philbert, your reputation as a nonsensical fool is well established here. Even while you were on your little sabbatical, you continued to be the butt of jokes here. So while I'm not personally into celibacy, the other fellow's logic just made more sense than yours. And at a certain point, that's what discussions on forums come down to: who makes sense and who does not? You do not. All he did was state what worked for him. You typically present yourself in a way that makes you seem... well (not even trying to be mean here), just not very intelligent. And then you want to puff up when you get called on it.
Have a nice day, Philbert - you are truly a man among men. :hatsoff:
Geez, what a fuckin' goof!
I've never in my life had a conversation with someone that misinterpreted every single word I said like you've done Philbert. Ever. I mean it when I say *every* single word. It's like taking a trip to Japan and ending up in Antarctica. At least knowing you have a reputation for giving people shit tells me that your only intention is to select a few people and make them look like a fool, but your attempt fails on every single level because you make false assumptions and, to really prove how awful you are, you even resort to insults and name calling. You put words in my mouth that I've never even said- you interpret them to benefit your own bizarre and misguided thoughts. Reading through your childish explosive walls of text is like you're referring to a completely different person. I'm sitting here laughing at how messed up you really are. Quick question just to make sure you're normal- what color's the sky?
Here a little song for you lovers... It's actually pretty good song for real btw.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
When he says "purple", just agree with him and he'll go away. I knew better from past experiences. But having any sort of "conversation" with Philbert is always like getting down on the floor while a dog is chasing his tail. And as long as you play with him, he'll keep spinning.
The risk you take by engaging people like him is that as you argue with a fool, you eventually have to lower yourself to his level... and that's never good. And even though he dearly wants to believe otherwise, the way I typically treat Philbert (and the one or two others like him) is not how I generally treat other people here... even those I may disagree with from time to time. I may disagree with you on some other topic. But I don't see myself treating you like a goof/Philbert, if I do... since you don't appear to be a goof, why would I? :dunno:
Thanks for the heads up. Yeah I can sense Philbert is a total fool and that's why I haven't bothered to pick apart the many wrong things (at least 5) he said about me so far. I've learned from message board experience that these type of people show up everywhere. They just want to stand out by arguing over anything no matter how little sense it makes. I love being goofy and having a sense of humor, but after insulting me 3 times I just had to throw the same kind of unintelligent insults towards him. I feel bad I had to lower myself to his level but it's just a one time thing.
Don't worry about it, if you're having confidence issues to talk to girls etc, you have a mini problem but easily remedied. Honestly there's several youtube videos on how to pick up girls.
Big things is don't feel dejected if you get rejected a few times because it only takes 1 girl to equal all them rejections.
I would advise not to use prostitutes, someone I knew lost his virginity in the Amsterdam Red Light District and he regretted straight after.
Big things is don't feel dejected if you get rejected a few times because it only takes 1 girl to equal all them rejections.
I would advise not to use prostitutes, someone I knew lost his virginity in the Amsterdam Red Light District and he regretted straight after.
Philbert
Banned
Re: Q: Never had sex; what are my options? A: Just don't be a dumbass like Philbert
Yeah, keep saying that over and over, ya freak. Just remember...I've fucked a woman, more than a few times...and you are still a freak.
No amount of sympathy from Ray Ray will fix that.
You need the freaks and crybabies to rep you and tell you how wonderful you are, and it's pathetic a grown man who actually (probably) has had sex with a real woman has to cling to these guys for approval.
I don't do reefer or alcohol, but that shouldn't keep you from using that lame excuse for your inability to "thump "me once again.
Bullshit be thy name, Ray Ray.
Your brand of sarcasm is the only shield you have to keep the usual lack of a response from falling flat and leaving someone thinking "huh?"...You failed this time again.
You really should post a picture of yourself for Humpernever to get off on and make his life a thrilling experience...a creampie facial should do it. Helping the disadvantaged and all that...
Don't go looking too feminine, it'll ruin it for him.:rubbel:
After this thread I'm amazed at how much better I feel about myself; you guys make any fairly normal guy look really good.
Thanks so much, I never realized how many real freaks were on FOs...my eyes have been opened.
feel free to kiss my ass, metaphysically speaking...
Yeah, keep saying that over and over, ya freak. Just remember...I've fucked a woman, more than a few times...and you are still a freak.
No amount of sympathy from Ray Ray will fix that.
Ww...that was a hell of a thumping you gave me there, Ray Ray. Your wit and devastating use of the "reputation card" just smacked me down...Having pussies like Ratturd who hides behind "ignore" when I get back in his face, and HappyHapyDumDum who does the same when challenged to back up his constant claims I am "stupid"...right...how many posts have the idiots like BrokenWheel been pwned by me, and they screech "You're dumb!" like the babies they are? Too many, and I still think they're losers.Yeeeeeah Philbert, I was so upset when I wrote that. You, you, you really got me with that barrage of wit, ol' buddy. It's amazing how perceptive you are - and smart too! Everybody says so. You just keep telling yourself that and maybe one day it will be true. Spark up another bowl and let us know what other things make sense to you. Smokin' too many of them doobies apparently makes your head soft, boy. You Might want to ease up on the smokeums.
Philbert, your reputation as a nonsensical fool is well established here. Even while you were on your little sabbatical, you continued to be the butt of jokes here. So while I'm not personally into celibacy, the other fellow's logic just made more sense than yours. And at a certain point, that's what discussions on forums come down to: who makes sense and who does not? You do not. All he did was state what worked for him. You typically present yourself in a way that makes you seem... well (not even trying to be mean here), just not very intelligent. And then you want to puff up when you get called on it.
Have a nice day, Philbert - you are truly a man among men. :hatsoff:
Geez, what a fuckin' goof!
You need the freaks and crybabies to rep you and tell you how wonderful you are, and it's pathetic a grown man who actually (probably) has had sex with a real woman has to cling to these guys for approval.
I don't do reefer or alcohol, but that shouldn't keep you from using that lame excuse for your inability to "thump "me once again.
Bullshit be thy name, Ray Ray.
Your brand of sarcasm is the only shield you have to keep the usual lack of a response from falling flat and leaving someone thinking "huh?"...You failed this time again.
You really should post a picture of yourself for Humpernever to get off on and make his life a thrilling experience...a creampie facial should do it. Helping the disadvantaged and all that...
Don't go looking too feminine, it'll ruin it for him.:rubbel:
After this thread I'm amazed at how much better I feel about myself; you guys make any fairly normal guy look really good.
Thanks so much, I never realized how many real freaks were on FOs...my eyes have been opened.
feel free to kiss my ass, metaphysically speaking...
Re: Q: Never had sex; what are my options? A: Just don't be a dumbass like Philbert
A "creampie facial," huh? What are the logistics behind that one?
A "creampie facial," huh? What are the logistics behind that one?
Philbert
Banned
Re: Q: Never had sex; what are my options? A: Just don't be a dumbass like Philbert
Oops...cumshot facial.
I assume he's speaking to his Oprah Blow Up doll...who knows.
Oops...cumshot facial.
I assume he's speaking to his Oprah Blow Up doll...who knows.
Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Copying and pasting things I've said in other topics- more pathetic attempt at burning me Philbert the butthurt. You fail once again.
"After this thread I'm amazed at how much better I feel about myself"
And you have the nerve to call ME high and mighty?
"After this thread I'm amazed at how much better I feel about myself"
And you have the nerve to call ME high and mighty?
Philbert
Banned
No, you're just a freak...I never called you high and mighty; I do feel a bit better AND infinitely more aware of just how strange the world out there is.
Like you...
If you don't want people to realize how weird you are, don't post your crap on the forum, dumbass.
(Has the fever built up enough yet for you to do your Oprah blowup GF yet?):rofl2:
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Your answer can be answered by Roland. He has helped many people whth those same situations. It may take some travel but it is best served. He has done this many times. The 2 of you meet at a movie theater. Share a big bucket of popcorn. Now move onto women.
raimmi
Closed Account
Tell me one thing Philbert, if there are people you don't like and that are freaks and dumbasses, then why are you wasting your time on them? (because you are simply repeating the same insults over and over again). Do you get horny and masturbate to your own verbal Diarrhea which you are spraying around the threads?
Oh and before you say the same things again: No, I am not siding with anyone of them and no, I am not in a gay relationship with one of them (that is one of your favourite sayings which you are repeating over and over again)
That is actually a pretty good saying, maybe I will stick to that from now on.
