Yeah.. I cant remember a girl who ever actually liked taking my spike just as much as looking at it. Sometimes she just stares at it, Boogie-Nights style.
But then my mom would bust in the room and insult me and we'd argue and I'd run off to Burt Reynold's house. Then some chick on roller skates got naked and demanded I sex her but cum elsewhere. I took up martial arts and chose a name for myself. Torre "The Waddler" Snowlmes.
(For the record, Heather Graham is a frickin' G_ddess.)
Your mom? That's the problem, kid. :1orglaugh Probably never even seen a real pussy in your life since you came outta that cunt. You can talk the talk all you want, but at least I got one girlthat likes it.
You'd be better off in the jungle (Ever watch Tribal Secrets...where they trade goats for wives, and they are all hung like church steeples?). It beats (pardon the pun) sittin' in front of your computer on saturday night, don't you think? :rofl: It's like the fat boys that used to walk around the locker room: hung like horses, but fine women wouldn't go near them for all the money in the world.
You should listen to Fox, he just schooled you on the schlongage factor. He said it's irrelevant...little twirp. :1orglaugh