My dick is too small...but my girl says she likes it.

Yeah.. I cant remember a girl who ever actually liked taking my spike just as much as looking at it. Sometimes she just stares at it, Boogie-Nights style.

But then my mom would bust in the room and insult me and we'd argue and I'd run off to Burt Reynold's house. Then some chick on roller skates got naked and demanded I sex her but cum elsewhere. I took up martial arts and chose a name for myself. Torre "The Waddler" Snowlmes.

(For the record, Heather Graham is a frickin' G_ddess.)

Your mom? That's the problem, kid. :1orglaugh Probably never even seen a real pussy in your life since you came outta that cunt. You can talk the talk all you want, but at least I got one girlthat likes it.

You'd be better off in the jungle (Ever watch Tribal Secrets...where they trade goats for wives, and they are all hung like church steeples?). It beats (pardon the pun) sittin' in front of your computer on saturday night, don't you think? :rofl: It's like the fat boys that used to walk around the locker room: hung like horses, but fine women wouldn't go near them for all the money in the world.

You should listen to Fox, he just schooled you on the schlongage factor. He said it's irrelevant...little twirp. :1orglaugh
 
Your mom? That's the problem, kid. :1orglaugh Probably never even seen a real pussy in your life since you came outta that cunt. You can talk the talk all you want, but at least I got one girlthat likes it.

You'd be better off in the jungle (Ever watch Tribal Secrets...where they trade goats for wives, and they are all hung like church steeples?). It beats (pardon the pun) sittin' in front of your computer on saturday night, don't you think? :rofl: It's like the fat boys that used to walk around the locker room: hung like horses, but fine women wouldn't go near them for all the money in the world.

You should listen to Fox, he just schooled you on the schlongage factor. He said it's irrelevant...little twirp.

Dude....get with it, his mom wasn't busting in the room, and he wasn't running off to Burt Reynolds house....however he did have a fat kid named Scotty who liked to look at his dick now and then :eek:

Man I'm sorry I got to this thread so late...I had to read all 3 pages, and it's been sooooo frickin funny!

As for you 96C, I'll break it down, again, for you in as few words as possible. You can't change it, so live with it. You're GF likes it, so enjoy it. No chicks are going to laugh at a 6 inch dick..3 inch maybe...so you better just hope that you're not lying to us and you have a 3 incher, cause that might get some chuckles.:1orglaugh

As for locker rooms and bathrooms etc, once again you can't change your dick size, so either avoid the situations, or accept that you have a dick that's probably the same size at 75% of the rest of guys out there. And don't be staring at my crotch if I'm next to you at a urinal. :) See ya.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
:rofl: I love this thread :rofl2:
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
what is small about 6 inches? 5-6 is the average i believe...

You've been watching too much porn and you are paranoid.
 
Dude....get with it, his mom wasn't busting in the room, and he wasn't running off to Burt Reynolds house....however he did have a fat kid named Scotty who liked to look at his dick now and then :eek:

Man I'm sorry I got to this thread so late...I had to read all 3 pages, and it's been sooooo frickin funny!

As for you 96C, I'll break it down, again, for you in as few words as possible. You can't change it, so live with it. You're GF likes it, so enjoy it. No chicks are going to laugh at a 6 inch dick..3 inch maybe...so you better just hope that you're not lying to us and you have a 3 incher, cause that might get some chuckles.:1orglaugh

As for locker rooms and bathrooms etc, once again you can't change your dick size, so either avoid the situations, or accept that you have a dick that's probably the same size at 75% of the rest of guys out there. And don't be staring at my crotch if I'm next to you at a urinal. :) See ya.

My erect cock is about 6 inches. When it is not erect it is about 3 inches.
 

Phaeton

Banned
My unit is like, 2 inches at rest, and 6 inches when he's on the job. But if I could I would be naked all day long, doin' the balls, johnson dance.

Woman seem to enjoy my honesty, at first they laugh, but I have about an 85% success rate with "Hi, I'm Phaeton, and I have a six in wiener"
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
My unit is like, 2 inches at rest, and 6 inches when he's on the job. But if I could I would be naked all day long, doin' the balls, johnson dance.

Woman seem to enjoy my honesty, at first they laugh, but I have about an 85% success rate with "Hi, I'm Phaeton, and I have a six in wiener"

My unit was deployed out of Fort.. oh, wait..

Women like honesty at first, dont they? I could refer you to the "Things youve said to your GF" thread for how truth turns on its head later. lol

I usually say Hey, I'm Torre. I've been watching you and now I have designs in you.

or maybe I just buy 'em a drink. Dude, put the rohypnol away! lmao
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
Woman seem to enjoy my honesty, at first they laugh, but I have about an 85% success rate with "Hi, I'm Phaeton, and I have a six in wiener"

Are you saying 6 inches is a bad thing?... I dont get it. 6 inches is not small.

Or if you didnt mean it like then, then sorry, my mistake.
 

Phaeton

Banned
Are you saying 6 inches is a bad thing?... I dont get it. 6 inches is not small.

Or if you didnt mean it like then, then sorry, my mistake.

I'm just saying I have a 6 incher. I think it's funny that people care about such things, that's why I tell everyone what I pack, to show how, little, it matters. :scream:
 
yea dude if you girl likes it your fine, but what about a pump? and yea 6 inches is a not small. I am 7 inches so I am not much bigger..
 
Blimey, mate. You're full of surprises Mr. Wisconsin.

What do you know about the World Cup? I'm pretty impressed. I like the World Cup almost half as much as I like women. On the day Australia were eliminated by Totti's dying-seconds penalty won by Fabio Grosso's dive, I purchased a last minute standby ticket for me and for my gf (the last two seats on the plane) and flew from Toronto Pearson to Frankfurt's Flughafen (landing the next morning) and caught a high speed express train to Dortmund, where we went into the Westfalenstadion just in time to catch the kick off of the Brazil 3, Ghana 0 game.

Sorry to say it but I was supporting Italia (and Holland, England, Spain) in the World Cup. So even though I have the Harry Kewell home Aussie jersey and wore it yesterday and even though I am a big Hiddink fan and a big Cahill fan, well what can I say, I was happy about the Italy win though not about the way Grosso won the penalty. Right now I'm wearing a Schalke 04 jersey (Gelsenkirchen's finest).

Now did you know that Cheddar cheese is not from Wisconsin? I mean, obviously, it is now... but originally CHEDDAR cheese could only come from one place: Cheddar, in the county of Avon, in England. It's a small town which "invented" Cheddar cheese, and since then, places all over the world claim to make Cheddar cheese just like places claim to make Champagne, but true Cheddar can not come from Wisconsin, it comes only from this town in Avon.

So you learn something new every day. Or on this thread, every 5 minutes.

Fox

Ah, nice to hear someone here who knows what's up. At least the Holy Roman Empire reigned supreme eh? That was a great moment. Soccer = most popular sport on the planet. Holland was damn good. So was Spain. I was a little surprised our boys did so poorly (US), it's just not popular like in the EU. I play everything: Golf, Hockey, Basketball, Soccer, you name it.

BTW, Australia got so totally fucked in the World Cup.
 
I'm just saying I have a 6 incher. I think it's funny that people care about such things, that's why I tell everyone what I pack, to show how, little, it matters. :scream:

Actually, I thought everyone did care about such things. I'm a newbie, so maybe I'll learn.
 
My unit is like, 2 inches at rest, and 6 inches when he's on the job. But if I could I would be naked all day long, doin' the balls, johnson dance.

Woman seem to enjoy my honesty, at first they laugh, but I have about an 85% success rate with "Hi, I'm Phaeton, and I have a six in wiener"

True, dude. If you can't at least have fun with it, what's the fun? :D

Shit, Howard Stern does this everyday. He's a hero to guys like me. :glugglug:
 

satyrsam

The Anal Connoisseur
Let me say something that has nothing to do with your size. If she likes having sex with you it's not because of your dick! It's probably because your good at pleasing a girl. So if you want to move on to another girls they will still like your cock. Let me tell you this secret... girl mostly like smaller dicks, girls generally take longer to cum than boys, with larger dicks they tend to get irritated and are more likely to FAKE an orgasm to end the experience. With a more manageable dick they tend to get more into it and get a little more wild.

My dick is a little above average, so I know as all you guys know with larger dicks that, you generally need to be more delicate. Especially in the beginning or a relationship.

Girls like to see a big cock but not necessarily experience it. If you give a group of girls some clay and ask them to design their perfect dick, most dick will be between 5.5 and 6.5 inches.
 
There is a fable about an elephant and a mouse the moral of which is: you don't need a big dick if you got a bright red ferrari. Look into it :)
 
Dude, your dick is too small. Length is in the eye of the beholder, and bro.. you know your spike isnt enough to satisfy Faye. Cowboy up and bebop over to your local sex toy store for some mad pumping shizzle and growth pills. Your manmeat is your emotional livelihood, if its small.. you're pretty much a burden on society.



Btw, I typed that message with my cock.

For some reason that reminds me of the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape when he blows the boat's horn with his pecker. Good entertaining stuff! And talent too....:)

I think those pills they advertise on Spike only work on cleaning out your pipes a little so you have better erections and that's it. Save money by eating better, don't smoke, etc and you'll get the same result.

I do like the whistling song though...
 
lol.... i do too :p
 
Reading this thread is like listening to a bunch of Freshman in the high school locker room before gym class.
 
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