My dick is too small...but my girl says she likes it.
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Lol. :rofl:
You got me rollin man.
She is damn cute, a guy got expelled from our school because he was stalkin her groped her and grabbed her (before I met her, otherwise I'd be in jail for assault). Alot of guys always hit on her, I guess cause she has this innocent little look.
I might be stuck with her. Shit, women are like cars, I wanna try em' all. :yesyes:
But with my small ass weenie...:dunno:
Money should be no objection!
Man - this stuff will make that cock GROOOOOOOW!
Like fo shizzle dude!
You gonna pussy out on some gangsta dick 'cuz the eagle don fly?
Peace!
Did I get that right?
Phaeton
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ReflectingGod
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^lol!
Man, you sorta making a joke of this, yourself and so on. Mocking yourself it seems.
Your just insecure. Go to a party, no one knows you, get a girl and fuck her. See if you got it..and then stick it in her mouth so she knows the size. yeah that should work...
Man, you sorta making a joke of this, yourself and so on. Mocking yourself it seems.
Your just insecure. Go to a party, no one knows you, get a girl and fuck her. See if you got it..and then stick it in her mouth so she knows the size. yeah that should work...
Yeah, but It aint right if I aint layin the pipe. (that rhymes.
)I feel obligated. I guess I do it; However, I guess my point is I can't fuck with some of them bigger girls because their anatomy is probably too big for my spike. I'm pissed off because I want to try some more women, but I always feel like I don't stack up. I ain't in to eatin pussy all that much, I fuck around with my girl in the shower, or when it's a special day and she didn't have a rough day, if you know what I mean. I'll stick my toungue up that salty twat.
But I just wanna try more. Maybe that's my problem.
This is the male equivalent of women obsessing over their weight. It gets really, really old. Give it up. It's not about dick size, and if you want a bigger one, it's a muscle silly, the more you use it, and the longer you use it for, the bigger it gets. They have operations if you need a little more. But that's like a woman getting breast implants. C-cup women thinking their boobs aren't big enough because of ideals. Your girl says she loves it. You seem to have no concern for what she likes, though. It's not big enough to match your ego
You're a surgen with your spelling, too. Joking. Your college professors must love you. What exactly is it about the g-spot that you have "down cold"? I'm curious. Do you make her squirt and shoot stuff three feet in the air and soak the bed?
Have a look at these three posts I made. I've been giving this advice on allexperts for 9 years now, I guarantee that pills don't work, but this will. This will take pretty much any woman you meet to a new level she has probably never been to.
Oral: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=971779&postcount=24
Fingering: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=971779&postcount=25
Making her squirt: http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=971779&postcount=26
The third one is the best. Fuck yeah.
Who said anything about black men?
Is that what you want, though? To "destroy"? Some like that, some don't. A lot don't. Life isn't porn. High school is completely and utterly fucked up. Forget absolutely everything you learned and throw it away. High school will fuck your head up very good. Trust me. The rest of the "big boys" were all in the same boat as you ridiculously obsessed with their penis size, jesus, you only live once, what the hell are you worrying about.
You drule over curvey supermodels? You should tell your gf she needs to put on some weight so she can look more like a model. Do you realize models are, like, size 1, and the average female is like, size 9 or 10? Your "tiny ass cock" is average size unless as I suspect you're adding a few inches to it the way you had to do in high school. But this whole "curvy girls couldn't feel my cock" thing is NONSENSE I promise you.
Yeah. What he said. :rofl: Do us all a favour and buy the pills. Someone has to get swindled, might as well be you.
Maybe delusional is right. Supermodels give 9 out of 10 women ridiculous "standards" to aspire to, which are in many cases very unhealthy. "Thick like a supermodel" is an oxymoron. Oxy. Moron.
Here it is again. What makes you vastly experienced boys think that a woman's "thickness" relates to her pussy size. Some of the biggest thickest tallest widest girls have the tightest pussies. Some of the skinniest supermodels have camelesque pussy lips. That's just life. Dick size isn't strictly dependent on body size and height, and pussy size CERTAINLY has nothing to do with whether a girl is thick or thin.
And what makes you think that cum dripping off eyelids and chin means the "booty" is satisfied.
Your spelling is as impecable as your stamina. It's good if you have a lot of control over it, if that's the case you're doing far better than most men. I mean, I only have met a handful of men who could honestly make it hard whenever, wherever, without any specific stimulation. How many of these women have you gotten rock to, may I ask. Drinking 5 days a week will eventually completely ruin your sex life, try to keep that under control.
Victoria Silvstedt is thinner than 95% of women and she is a supermodel.
You could make Cherokee D'Ass have a big orgasm with or without a big cock. And even then, just because her ass is big doesn't mean her hole is big too. She could have the tightest little hole and the biggest round ass, you just never know. I mean, with her you do cause you've seen it but what I'm saying is, pussy size doesn't necessarily correlate with body type. At all. And as for the seeing your dick in a chick's throat... I don't know any men that use that method of cock measurement (seeing if you can "see it in her throat" but no wonder half the women I meet are scarred from previous sexual experiences. And I can promise you that with the whole "if you can't see it stick out in her throat, you have a problem" thing, you need to not be giving people advice! Get some of your own!
If she doesn't like it, then don't "always try it". That's called physical abuse, it's like a form of rape, get it? Lots of girls like that kind of shit. Your girl doesn't, so don't force her to do stuff. It's not cool.
See my three links above for even more hyperventilating.
I'm glad you can look in the mirror and recognize what a pretty boy you are. You should show us
So which University has the pleasure of your company, I was wondering, and what are you going to be when you grow up... you know what I mean... graduate.
An AA at the University of Wisconsin. You'd be surprised the papers I type though, and Microsoft Word works wonders with spell check, etc.
I get your point though man. I'm not always sticking it in her throat, as a matter of fact, she sucks at sucking dick. But at least that way I know she wasn't a hoe before.
What's up with the whole "I'd have to kick his ass." Do you have something to prove to her? You think she wants you in jail? You have no self control? Hmm. I thought you just said you were Don Juan and could rock that shit for hours. "I must beat up anyone that ever wrongs my woman." That's just what every woman needs. Her man in jail. The law is in place for a reason.
I hope for her sake you're wrong.
Yeah women are just like cars. So what's the difference. Stick to the cars and leave us the women.
Yeah! That's right! The throat measurement! Or you could just stick it in the vacuum cleaner... if the blades touch it, it's long enough. Or it was. Please - I like you Dokkter, but don't make 96C's knowledge of women any more polluted by high school myth than it already is. NO THROAT MEASUREMENTS. And no more putting it past the girl's tonsils unless she wants it there. K? Abuse, I tell ya. God damn.
Is there no way we can include this in Tunsty's poll? Can it be added? In the name of Christmas spirit?
No no no man, You Miss the point. This guy actually fondled her. He actually touched her against her will. That constitutes a baseball bat across the head in Millwaukee, where I'm from. You don't fuck around like that.
BTW, damn you type fast, I can't keep up with your posts, thus why I can't respond until you already responded.
Phaeton
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If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to really hard. I'm 5'9" and 6 inches. Fuck it, it works so I'm happy.
If she laughs at you, laugh at her tits. :1orglaugh
No dude, you're supposed to laugh at her stanky ass pussy.
Thankfully my girl's doesn't.
You know, I wans't about ot open this thread, but I RAN A SEARCH, so at least I didn't clutter up the board with shit that's already been posted. I just figured I'd get some insight on this problem (I view it as a problem) and I know I could be on Howard Sterns smallest penis contest, that's how bad I think it is. What the F do you want me to do? Who the fuck else am I gonna talk to?
Originally Posted by **********
"It's not about dick size, and if you want a bigger one, it's a muscle silly, the more you use it, and the longer you use it for, the bigger it gets."
Hey, Fox, do you think using it this way counts? :banana: Damn, do I wish this were true! :rofl: If that were true, mine would be a monster cock. I guess I could use some regular "exercise" at that boystown in Mexico to keep it in shape. Cool post, dude.:thumbsup:
"It's not about dick size, and if you want a bigger one, it's a muscle silly, the more you use it, and the longer you use it for, the bigger it gets."
Hey, Fox, do you think using it this way counts? :banana: Damn, do I wish this were true! :rofl: If that were true, mine would be a monster cock. I guess I could use some regular "exercise" at that boystown in Mexico to keep it in shape. Cool post, dude.:thumbsup:
ReflectingGod
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What's up with the whole "I'd have to kick his ass." Do you have something to prove to her? You think she wants you in jail? You have no self control? Hmm. I thought you just said you were Don Juan and could rock that shit for hours. "I must beat up anyone that ever wrongs my woman." That's just what every woman needs. Her man in jail. The law is in place for a reason.
I hope for her sake you're wrong.
Yeah women are just like cars. So what's the difference. Stick to the cars and leave us the women.
Yeah! That's right! The throat measurement! Or you could just stick it in the vacuum cleaner... if the blades touch it, it's long enough. Or it was. Please - I like you Dokkter, but don't make 96C's knowledge of women any more polluted by high school myth than it already is. NO THROAT MEASUREMENTS. And no more putting it past the girl's tonsils unless she wants it there. K? Abuse, I tell ya. God damn.
Is there no way we can include this in Tunsty's poll? Can it be added? In the name of Christmas spirit?
One, I was half-heartedly joking, meaning I didn't put a full effort in on humor and some was serious, but most not. I agree with you, and already stated that in my FIRST post, size does not matter. I ment for him to watch those thick women with average sized men, maybe it would help him see.
The thing about black men was me just saying the average dick size is 6 inches (different sources I see?) and that porno is fabricated or enchanced or just some really blessed men.
Besides, I like abuse as long as it doesn't end with ME in cuffs huttled off by some fat or burly police man.
I like you too, Fox!
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
You know, I wans't about ot open this thread, but I RAN A SEARCH, so at least I didn't clutter up the board with shit that's already been posted. I just figured I'd get some insight on this problem (I view it as a problem) and I know I could be on Howard Sterns smallest penis contest, that's how bad I think it is. What the F do you want me to do? Who the fuck else am I gonna talk to?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax man. I didn't mean to offend you! Fox always post long replies. As for me I just found it funny that's what you called it is all.
This is actually probably the best place to talk about it. Nobody here will pass judgment on ya! You must not have read my reply on the first page?
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1090979&postcount=17
Dude, your dick is too small. Length is in the eye of the beholder, and bro.. you know your spike isnt enough to satisfy Faye. Cowboy up and bebop over to your local sex toy store for some mad pumping shizzle and growth pills. Your manmeat is your emotional livelihood, if its small.. you're pretty much a burden on society.
Btw, I typed that message with my cock.
Btw, I typed that message with my cock.
That's what I thought (about this being the place) because of anonymity and some of the dumbasses (not sayin anyone that posted in here matter o' fact some of you were cool about it) that post on this board. Either way, everyone here likes pussy, and everyone here has probably dealt with this bullshit issue before. Anyway, whatever.
I should be out getting laid tonight, but I got the end of semester and I just came off one of the worst benders of my life (dry heeving for two days) because I was nonstop for a week--vodka allllllll day, for 5 days. At least my woman came over and took care of me, and I fucked her real good and messed my sheets up. :glugglug:
BTW, it feels like there's a knife stuck in my liver right now. :scream:
Thanks for the advice, even though I don't really belive that will make it bigger, at least not that much, it's not bad advise to get some stamina.
And again, about those Mexican boystowns, there's women of all kind, some are really hot, some are extremely not. Last time I was with this 5'9" godess with smallish but nice tits and I guess because I had been away for quite a while I busted nut in about 5 minutes or so. And since I'm not into eating ass, I wouldn't know if they would let you. Depends on the girl, but the club girls are a bit more expensive but if you got the cash they can be a bit more open to that stuff than the outdoor girls who are more like "hurry up and finish". Lately I've frequented the one in Reynosa and the clubs to visit for the hotter women there are the Pussycat and the Lipstick, girls there charge more, but if you ask nicely they might let you eat their ass for a bit. Bon apetit
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