My dick is too small...but my girl says she likes it.

Did your girl ever say anything like, "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean."? Just remember that it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat...

BTW, I found a way to make my dick 10 inches. I just have to fold it in half.
 
Look at it on the bright side, you can get deepthroat by virtually any girl. You and others alike would be the envy of large and fat prick owners.
 
Why us guys obsess about penis size is something I will never understand. STOP comparing yourself porno actors. They are making porn for a reason. No woman dates a guys because he has a big dick. She may have sex with him if large cocks are her thing. Accept reality. In Hollywood George Clooney, Bruce Willis, Denzel Washington and Brad Pitt are considered some of the hottest guys and are the fantasies of many women. Do believe its because they have big dicks? Work on your personalty, body, conversation skills and your finances because those are things women look for in a man. Get the aforementioned parts of your life in order and it won't matter if you have four inches or twelve inches because you'll be sticking your inches in alot more women.:yinyang:
 
Most people have an average dick and probably get along fine.

There is more to it than poking your stick around. Heck, you don't even need to use it to get your girl going, so why worry about the size?
 
Did your girl ever say anything like, "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean."? Just remember that it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat...

BTW, I found a way to make my dick 10 inches. I just have to fold it in half.

lol,im about 7"inches,fully erect(ok 6"and a half) and im bigger then her ex...so England here i cum
 
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I don't know why I find this thread humorous. It's basically a Zombie about Ninety's tiny wang...:eek::1orglaugh I didn't think Right Wing Wackoes would ever admit to pack a cocktail sausage! Oh Ninety, say it ain't so!

I'm certainly not claiming I've got a python in my pants...
 
well to be hinest i was lead believe 5-6 was the vast majority and average where as 7 is usualy on the very big size. as for width i think around 2inch around pretty good
 
6 inches is more than enough. Its true what girls say...big dicks HURT. If you really wanna repel women fast in the sack, its gonna be when your dick is smashing into her cervix and she starts to bleed...seriously, I've had this happen, and I've never slept with any guy with a big dick again. Not worth my time. I'd rather have a guy with NO dick who's good at oral than a guy with a massive cock.

Your gf appreciates your penis, why the hell would you want more than that?? The grass isn't always greener on the other side.
 
6 inches is more than enough. Its true what girls say...big dicks HURT. If you really wanna repel women fast in the sack, its gonna be when your dick is smashing into her cervix and she starts to bleed...seriously, I've had this happen, and I've never slept with any guy with a big dick again. Not worth my time. I'd rather have a guy with NO dick who's good at oral than a guy with a massive cock.

Your gf appreciates your penis, why the hell would you want more than that?? The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

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Girls like you dispel so much rubbish. I've yet to see a girl on this forum that says she wants a 10 incher.
 
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Girls like you dispel so much rubbish. I've yet to see a girl on this forum that says she wants a 10 incher.

Its because most girls hate 10 inchers...theres such a stigma with this industry that glorifies big wangs...kinda like alot of stuff in porn...but in reality, its not the case. You get with a real girl, not a pornstar, and she's gonna want you to have a nice comfy cock to ride. I hate hearing men bitch about their dick size, when in reality, they're absolutely PERFECT. Its like a chick bitching about size C tits. They're average, and they're fine! No need to have big triple E's. :rolleyes:
 
you know in south america as a natural "male enhancement" they stick the penis in one end of a bamboo shoot and then pour angry bees into the other end. I suggest you try it, but don't forget to take your wiener out of the bamboo shortly after you put in the bees, otherwise, well, it'll stay in there and it will be less pleasant.
 
If your girlfriend says she likes it then accept it. Not all women says size does matter and it looks like you have a girlfriend that doesn't care what the size of your dick is.
 
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