My dick is too small...but my girl says she likes it.

[ReflectingGod]

That's what I thought (about this being the place) because of anonymity and some of the dumbasses (not sayin anyone that posted in here matter o' fact some of you were cool about it) that post on this board. Either way, everyone here likes pussy, and everyone here has probably dealt with this bullshit issue before. Anyway, whatever.

I should be out getting laid tonight, but I got the end of semester and I just came off one of the worst benders of my life (dry heeving for two days) because I was nonstop for a week--vodka allllllll day, for 5 days. At least my woman came over and took care of me, and I fucked her real good and messed my sheets up. :glugglug:

BTW, it feels like there's a knife stuck in my liver right now. :scream:

...too bad your girlfriend will never be able to say that...

j/k



---and fox..it's cool. I need a sexually charged, aggessive, yet submissive woman. I just do. I wouldn't force it down a girl that didn't want it, jsut get what I can out of her and try not to make the same mistake next time.

peace and "cheers" lol.

 

[Roughneck]

In all seriousness though:

1. Any length over 3" is enough to hit over 80% of the erogenous zones in a woman's vagina. As such - if you got a 4" pecker - you're set.

2. The average length of a human penis falls between 4"-6"

3. Having a well hung dick doesn't make you a better lover. Sex is more than just fucking someone. You can be hung like an elephant but if you don't know how to use it, it's pretty useless, aint it?

4. "Race" - has little to do with penis length (meaning? Just because you're "Black" doesn't mean you are well hung. For starters - define "Black". Once you've figured that out, get back to me and I'll knock it down some more...)

5. Societal perceptions of "standards" by which we "judge" adequacy of sexual performance swings and changes over the ages. Before, any dude with a pot belly was deemed attractive (fat implied food. Food implied wealth). Then it was "curly hair". Today it's rock-ribbed abs and a donkey cock. Who the hell knows what it will be in the future?

Point being? Enjoy what you have. Grow up. Stop worrying about trivial shit you can't change anyways.



cheers,

 

[Torre82]

In all seriousness though:

1. Any length over 3" is enough to hit over 80% of the erogenous zones in a woman's vagina. As such - if you got a 4" pecker - you're set.

2. The average length of a human penis falls between 4"-6"

3. Having a well hung dick doesn't make you a better lover. Sex is more than just fucking someone. You can be hung like an elephant but if you don't know how to use it, it's pretty useless, aint it?

4. "Race" - has little to do with penis length (meaning? Just because you're "Black" doesn't mean you are well hung. For starters - define "Black". Once you've figured that out, get back to me and I'll knock it down some more...)

5. Societal perceptions of "standards" by which we "judge" adequacy of sexual performance swings and changes over the ages. Before, any dude with a pot belly was deemed attractive (fat implied food. Food implied wealth). Then it was "curly hair". Today it's rock-ribbed abs and a donkey cock. Who the hell knows what it will be in the future?

Point being? Enjoy what you have. Grow up. Stop worrying about trivial shit you can't change anyways.



cheers,

So Rough.. you defending smallcocks or are you secretly laughing at those guys? lmao

Cmon Brother, give up the info in this interesting dickscussion.

 

[ninetysixcavy]

So Rough.. you defending smallcocks or are you secretly laughing at those guys? lmao

Cmon Brother, give up the info in this interesting dickscussion.

The info is you're sittin at home right now with your peepee in your hand. :1orglaugh

 

[Roughneck]

So Rough.. you defending smallcocks or are you secretly laughing at those guys? lmao

Cmon Brother, give up the info in this interesting dickscussion.

My cock is and issue for me and the Little Woman.

Not for you weird freaks here! :nono:

As for smallcocks? I'm neither defending nor condemning them


cheers,

 

[YMIHERE]

Penis Size Chart

 

[ÆGEAN]

fark me, if she gets off and is soaking wet when you have her in the sack, what is the big problem? I know it is hard on you due to the size....but if she likes you they way you are, don't fuck it up. She likes YOU as a whole, not the piece of skin between your legs.

cheer up mate.

my ex said she had friends who had partners who had large cocks and they hated it eventually coz it hurt them every time.

 

[ninetysixcavy]

fark me, if she gets off and is soaking wet when you have her in the sack, what is the big problem? I know it is hard on you due to the size....but if she likes you they way you are, don't fuck it up. She likes YOU as a whole, not the piece of skin between your legs.

cheer up mate.

my ex said she had friends who had partners who had large cocks and they hated it eventually coz it hurt them every time.

Thanks for the words of wisdom. I know I can never let her go, but I just wanna mess around a little before I retire, you know.

BTW, damn shame what happened to the Ausies in the World Cup, eh. Tragic. I hear the women there are BEAUTIFUL, sorta like Leyton Hewitt's wife.

G'day mate.

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! :glugglug:

 

[Torre82]

fark me, if she gets off and is soaking wet when you have her in the sack, what is the big problem? I know it is hard on you due to the size....but if she likes you they way you are, don't fuck it up. She likes YOU as a whole, not the piece of skin between your legs.

cheer up mate.

my ex said she had friends who had partners who had large cocks and they hated it eventually coz it hurt them every time.

Definitely. My girl often wants to *take it all* but actually being in to the root is rare. A disapointment, to be sure. But ah well.

 

[pickles&cumquat]

Since no one else has said it, and you obviously want to hear it.....

DUDE, YOU GOT A TINY, SKINNY, SHORT, COCKTAIL WEENIE

 

[ÆGEAN]

and what has that got to do with the situation? He knows that already...

 

[Clarkie25]

I'm not going to go back and read previous posts. I'm just going to tell ya that if your girlfriend likes it then ya have nothing to worry about. Don't try and compare yourself to guys ya see in porno. Your gf isn't having sex with them. She's having sex with you and if she's enjoying it with you then be happy about it.

 

[Iamforever]

I'm not going to go back and read previous posts. I'm just going to tell ya that if your girlfriend likes it then ya have nothing to worry about. Don't try and compare yourself to guys ya see in porno. Your gf isn't having sex with them. She's having sex with you and if she's enjoying it with you then be happy about it.

yep. just like i said. only better. man, if she digs you that much in bed, she might be the one. :glugglug:

 

[Torre82]

yep. just like i said. only better. man, if she digs you that much in bed, she might be the one. :glugglug:

Since no one else has said it, and you obviously want to hear it.....

DUDE, YOU GOT A TINY, SKINNY, SHORT, COCKTAIL WEENIE

Lessee... join the light or the dark.. good or bad.. well..okay bad DUDE YOUR DICK IS SMALL!! YOU'RE NOT A MAN! YOU ARE 7 HOT DOGS SHORT OF A~DAMN YOUR DICK IS TINY!

::guffaws:: Laughing this much isnt natural!

 

[Iamforever]

Lessee... join the light or the dark.. good or bad.. well..okay bad DUDE YOUR DICK IS SMALL!! YOU'RE NOT A MAN! YOU ARE 7 HOT DOGS SHORT OF A~DAMN YOUR DICK IS TINY!

::guffaws:: Laughing this much isnt natural!

damn it! you think of me on the good side? *stomps out of room*:1orglaugh

 

[Torre82]

damn it! you think of me on the good side? *stomps out of room*:1orglaugh

IAF? IAF!! COME BACK!!! Dangit. I guess it wasnt good cop/bad cop but your dick sucks/F!CK ME THAT'S A HUGE PUBIC HAIR NOT A COCK!

AHAHAHAHA! Whew, seriously how often do topics like these come about? Legitimate excuses to downtalk someone else's wang! AHEM! Spike, I meant.

 

[Iamforever]

IAF? IAF!! COME BACK!!! Dangit. I guess it wasnt good cop/bad cop but your dick sucks/F!CK ME THAT'S A HUGE PUBIC HAIR NOT A COCK!

AHAHAHAHA! Whew, seriously how often do topics like these come about? Legitimate excuses to downtalk someone else's wang! AHEM! Spike, I meant.

not as often as they should in my opinion. :rofl:

 

[ÆGEAN]

haha what a laugh

 

[Codythebest]

My girl says all the time how lucky she is that I don't have more than my 6 inches, because even then, I manage to hurt her sometimes, so imagine 8 or 10 inches...She'll leave me...

 

[Torre82]

My girl says all the time how lucky she is that I don't have more than my 6 inches, because even then, I manage to hurt her sometimes, so imagine 8 or 10 inches...She'll leave me...

Yeah.. I cant remember a girl who ever actually liked taking my spike just as much as looking at it. Sometimes she just stares at it, Boogie-Nights style.

But then my mom would bust in the room and insult me and we'd argue and I'd run off to Burt Reynold's house. Then some chick on roller skates got naked and demanded I sex her but cum elsewhere. I took up martial arts and chose a name for myself. Torre "The Waddler" Snowlmes.

(For the record, Heather Graham is a frickin' G_ddess.)