This seals it for me.
We did not land on the moon.
No. I'm serious. I am fucking serious.
You know why I know we didn't land on the moon? Because if there are still dumbfucks out there with little intelligence enough to know that Obama was born in the States - and if this dumbfuck movement has persisted for so long, then there is no fucking way we would have ever figured out how to get to the moon.
Seriously.
Had the birthers been rocket scientists during the space race, the dumb little fuckers would be still jumping off cliffs while holding feathers.
In all seriousness, if there is anyone reading this who still takes this "issue" seriously, do our country a favor, do society a favor: don't fuck. Please, for the love of all that is good and evil, do not even attempt to breed, as our society's gene pool is quickly becoming extremely short on common sense.