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If You Were On Death Row, What Would Be Your Last Meal?

to eat: beef wellington, roasted garlic red potatoes, and barely steamed broccoli, to drink: old rasputin, and desert: strawberries and homemade whipped cream
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Evander Holyfield's children. Wait, Iron Mike already called that. I guess a five alarm burger from Red Robin. Pretty boring.
 
Steak (with a peppercorn source) fries and onion rings. Cheese cake and copious amounts of vodka to numb the pain.
 
Clubbed baby seal, stuffed with late term aborted fetuses.

If you're going to go out why not go out with some style and elegance?
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
I think it would be, a good amount of buttermilk biscuits with sausage gravy over them, a length of kelbasa split and grilled, and a pile scrambled eggs and some fresh squeezed OJ.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
- 10 oz sirloin steak, medium rare.
- baked potato with butter and sour cream
- steamed broccoli
- NY cheesecake with strawberries
- a 1970s vintage bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
 
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