How Will You Leave This World?
- Thread starter Shifty
- Start date
No, you will die after being split apart by a foot long cock up your arse. You will die happy from internal bleeding. . .
HE1FiNEARTiST
Banned
soon i hope. my Lambda-class shuttle is stashed on mt. rainier. just waiting to hear from the star destroyer and that wont happen till the deathstar is complete.
:hatsoff:
:hatsoff:
Self immolation.
Preferably in a bunker deep underground surrounded by my loyal pee-ons and their families with my enemies beating on the door trying to get in in order to put me and my cohorts on trail for crimes against humanity. But I'm sure that if it turns out that I just get bored one afternoon and do it while I'm in line at Starbucks, I'll be satisfied either way.
Preferably in a bunker deep underground surrounded by my loyal pee-ons and their families with my enemies beating on the door trying to get in in order to put me and my cohorts on trail for crimes against humanity. But I'm sure that if it turns out that I just get bored one afternoon and do it while I'm in line at Starbucks, I'll be satisfied either way.
Soon I hope also. . .
HE1FiNEARTiST
Banned
i'll be sure to stop by your flat before i leave, to crack your fucking skull open
:anonymous
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
I did an online questionnaire one time that was supposed to tell me when and how I would die after asking about 50 questions about lifestyle, heredity etc. According to it, I will die on September 1, 2027 of a stroke (I'll be nearly 74 years old). That's OK with me as long as it's quick and painless.
Really you should combine all those things. That sounds like a good evening.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Damn you, L3GGY .....
I shall die in office, as Harvard's first Emeritus Professor of Porn & Wanking.
My funeral procession will be a pant-bursting spectacle of 1,000s of porn and cam girls, all naked (except for orange arm bands) carrying commemorative models of my revolutionary 'mind & anal dildo'.
Then, no doubt, I'll be tipped into a shallow grave at the bottom of someone's garden (probably near or under a rose bush (eww)), someone will say 'he was a good cat' and the children will cry for a while. Then everyone will go inside to eat pizza and watch Jersey Shore, and I fucking bet a week later - despite protestations of 'nothing can replace Orange Cat' and 'no more pets' - a new kitten will materialize.
And I will be forgotten.
Make sure you go during the daytime because you won't melt if it's nighttime.
SpexyAshleigh
Official Checked Star Member
Probably heart disease for me. :/
bahodeme
Closed Account
Damn you, L3GGY .....
I shall die in office, as Harvard's first Emeritus Professor of Porn & Wanking.
My funeral procession will be a pant-bursting spectacle of 1,000s of porn and cam girls, all naked (except for orange arm bands) carrying commemorative models of my revolutionary 'mind & anal dildo'.
Then, no doubt, I'll be tipped into a shallow grave at the bottom of someone's garden (probably near or under a rose bush (eww)), someone will say 'he was a good cat' and the children will cry for a while. Then everyone will go inside to eat pizza and watch Jersey Shore, and I fucking bet a week later - despite protestations of 'nothing can replace Orange Cat' and 'no more pets' - a new kitten will materialize.
And I will be forgotten.
If you would like, instead of a rose bush, we can use my "poppy" bed or one of my strategically placed "medicinal" plants.
u sure do have plenty experience in that type of thing don't you !!!
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
If you would like, instead of a rose bush, we can use my "poppy" bed or one of my strategically placed "medicinal" plants.
I'll take 'medicinal plants' for ...., woa! Dude! Like totally ... huh?
Is that a Snickers .......?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Ironic, really, if that is the case; considering all the hearts you've broken ........:weeping:
Adult Image Hosting
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Owch! Shemale snap!
