RichardNailder
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How Will You Leave This World?
- Thread starter Shifty
- Start date
Dead as fuck!!!!
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I'll kill myself after cleaning the house perfectly only for the wife to come home, take one look and tell me that it's all wrong, it's still dirty, I'm lazy... etc etc etc.
I'll either die of old age, suicide or some unexpected, unpredictable accident.
I'm a fairly healthy guy, but if I'm ever diagnosed with cancer or some over fatal disease and things are looking bleak, I'll kill myself before letting cancer kill me. Fuck that. I've seen too many people young and old go out that way. I won't do it.
I'm a fairly healthy guy, but if I'm ever diagnosed with cancer or some over fatal disease and things are looking bleak, I'll kill myself before letting cancer kill me. Fuck that. I've seen too many people young and old go out that way. I won't do it.
It seems that in this here thread there are a number who have in fact already left this world.
The same way than President Felix Faure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Félix_Faure#Death
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Félix_Faure#Death
Hopefully those who care about me, when I go, will tuck something like this into my obituary, regardless of the truth.
I already decided, once both parents and all grandparents are gone (tally so far 4 down and 2 to go), I'm offing myself somehow, most likely CO2 from the car exhaust and Nyquil.
Or I'll just keep going to Mexico whenever I have the chance. If things keep getting bad, I'm sure I won't come back one of those times.
Or I'll just keep going to Mexico whenever I have the chance. If things keep getting bad, I'm sure I won't come back one of those times.
Sam Fisher
Banned
Happily. Will be awesome to see what's on "the other side".
...Jumping off a rooftop while I shout, "I am a golden god!"
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Most likely by vehicular accident. People around here are dumb as rocks and drive worse.
Plus there's a senior world nearby with all the white-hairs, their reflex time and depth perception is for shit.
I'm going to get T-Boned by some 90 year old shooting through an intersection because the gas looks like the brake to them and they're confused...
Medical, I doubt it.
Plus there's a senior world nearby with all the white-hairs, their reflex time and depth perception is for shit.
I'm going to get T-Boned by some 90 year old shooting through an intersection because the gas looks like the brake to them and they're confused...
Medical, I doubt it.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Motorcycle wreck (third strike your out!)
Sniper round to the forehead, after a long and unpleasant negotiation.
Sniper round to the forehead, after a long and unpleasant negotiation.
Shifty
O.G.
Nothing.
C
cindy CD/TV
Guest
When my shotgun runs out of ammo and the zombie horde overwhelms me :ak47: :zombie:
Note to self (scribbling quickly on a Post-It): Save ... the last ... bullet ... for myself.
Note to self (scribbling quickly on a Post-It): Save ... the last ... bullet ... for myself.
Narrated by GOD!!!!
Okay, it's actually Morgan Freeman.
Okay, it's actually Morgan Freeman.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
By convincing myself that I can fly 
