How Will You Leave This World?

[Shifty]

Story ==> Most Likely Causes Of Death Revealed In New Report :eek:

At the top of the list are some of the more predictable medical causes, such as:

• Heart Disease (1 in 6 chance)
• Cancer (1 in 7)
• Stroke (1 in 28)

Below these medical causes are:

• Motor-vehicle accidents (1 in 85)
• Intentional self-harm (1 in 115)
• Accidental poisoning (1 in 139)
• Falls (1 in 184)

Other relatively common causes include:

• Accidental drowning (1 in 1073)
• Exposure to smoke and fire (1 in 1,235)
• Assault by firearm (1 in 300 - common for the U.S.)

Some of the more unusual causes near the bottom of the list are:

• Cataclysmic storm (1 in 51,199)
• Contact with hornets, wasps or bees (1 in 62,959)
• Lightning (1 in 81,701)
• Being bitten or struck by a dog (1 in 119,998)

At the very bottom of the list?

• Death by earthquake (1 in 153,597)

 

[edirons22]

I always believed that I will die of cancer :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

On a burning Drekar, with all my possessions.

 

[ThatRedWing]

All I know is that you are born naked and that you die naked. At least you do if you plan it right.

 

[busaguy79]

I want to die peacefully in my ***** like my grandfather, not screaming in ****** like his passengers

 

[phanto_1985]

I don't know, God doesn't want to tell me about it...

 

[bahodeme]

81 years old having sex with an 18 yr old (yes coming & going at the same time)

 

[Master Roshi]

hopefully free, in my *****, dreaming of all the sexy freeone honeys

 

[turtle825]

I'll become one with The *****.

 

[Icewater Jones]

On a Pegasus.

 

[tiger1977]

I want to be melted by the sun as my flight approaches to it.

 

[Facetious]

I want to be melted by the sun as my flight approaches to it.

Behave yourself, Icarus! :nono:

 

[DietCrush]

naked in a tub full of lime jell-o because there's always room for jell-o

 

[Facetious]

Re: How Will You Leave This World?
Me? In great anticipation of what's on the other side. :eek:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I can't give you all the details, I'm still working on it. However, I can say that it will involve a Zeppelin, two clowns, Emma Watson, and four pints of excellent Scotch.

 

[The Ace]

Under one hail of bullets

 

[HeartBroker]

struck by a dog

:rofl2:

 

[CunningStunts]

Statistically speaking, if you are young/middle age, accidents are the leading cause of death, so I will go with that.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Liver problems, I suspect.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I'll probably use a jet pack...