I dont, im a Unick, I chopped off my testicles with a meat cleaver one sunday morning after church, and as im not getting all of the hormones that those babies provided its a palaver to get it up, you have to stick an air pump into it and use a bycicle pump to get it up. And as thats extreamly painful its not worth doing so now I live my life with an extreamly high voice with a blond wig that doesnt fit properly and a nice floral dress.
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hey everyone! i have a few favorite ways to masturbate like:
-using dildos
-humping pillows
-using a shower massager
-using g-spot vibrators
-using glass butt plugs
what are your favorite techniques?
First off Chica i gotta say i love this pic you look very beautiful:lovecoupl
Use the hand, tissue and a towel and think about Chica
:nanner:EVERYWHERE and meaning EVERYWHERE.
Chica
Official Checked Star Member
Chica
Official Checked Star Member
i heard alot of guys jerk off at work. is this true?
once in awhile i'd get really horny at work and i would go to my car and masturbate on my lunch break.
The girl i love is going to become a psychiatrist soon. I have a patient-doctor fantasy about her.
I'm the patient lying down the psychiatrist chair and she listens me just wearing the white doctor coat. All of a sudden, she stops my talk by putting her index finger on my lips and says "hush" and gets out of the coat & rid of the glasses and we begin to have crazy sex with hell a lot of passion. OMG!!!
I'm the patient lying down the psychiatrist chair and she listens me just wearing the white doctor coat. All of a sudden, she stops my talk by putting her index finger on my lips and says "hush" and gets out of the coat & rid of the glasses and we begin to have crazy sex with hell a lot of passion. OMG!!!
villiageidiot
Leah's Biggest Fan!
I've done that. I used to be a radio dj, and I worked the overnight shift for a bit. I used to have some freaky girls call through the night and they used to get me pretty worked up! I know they were probably all hags, but they had sexy voices. I put on a long song, and hit the bathroom to rub one out!
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I like to stick my penis into a mason jar that I've filled with earth worms and Diet Mountain Dew.
one of the doc johnson silicone things like the fleshlight... its prett ydarn good. as we cantalways get the real deal...
StormRuller
Nikki Benz: Simply the best #1!!
I love to masturbate when watching my movies... sometimes when I'm really turned off I cum on my stomach and sometimes I go to the bathrom and shoot my cum on the toilet!
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
You should be flattered, he was obviously checking you out!
My place in Hell was assured a very long time ago...maybe even when I was conceived.
Yes this is true and anyone that denies it is a liar!!! I jerk off sometimes at work just to relieve the tense... Not in my present job though, masturbating needs special conditions if you know what I mean.
Does your car have dark glasses Chica or you let them just watch you??:nanner:
Pity you don't park your car near my work:rofl:
villiageidiot
Leah's Biggest Fan!
I didn't even notice the jerking it in the car thing! I can do better than that! I drive an 18 wheeler, I jerked it while driving an 80,000 pound vehicle on the interstate, listening to a girl ride the sybian on Howard Stern!:thumbsup:
Yes, I am a horny fucker!
Yes, I am a horny fucker!
Haha. I pull my porpoise chronic. Usually 4 -6 times day. And yes when you do it that much work is key- bathroom car, stall, anywhere really.
