How do you masturbate?

I love nothing more than a girl masturbating, so hot, basically if I ever text my girlfriend at night and ask what she's doing I want her to say 'playing with my pussy thinking of you' and thats all I need!

In terms of my own techniques I don't really have a huge amount to be honest, usually alternate between left or right hand as I go, normally like to go with right hand while playing with my balls with left hand. A couple of times i've played with my ass but don't make a habit of it. Normally like to get to the edge of cumming a few times before actually blowing my load, normally over my stomach!
 

Chica

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Yes this is true and anyone that denies it is a liar!!! I jerk off sometimes at work just to relieve the tense... Not in my present job though, masturbating needs special conditions if you know what I mean.

Does your car have dark glasses Chica or you let them just watch you??:nanner:

Pity you don't park your car near my work:rofl:

i have pretty dark tint and i would put up my windshield sunshades to make it darker. i always wore skirts so it was easy to access my pussy. i'm sure someone saw me and knew what i was doing.
 

Chica

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I didn't even notice the jerking it in the car thing! I can do better than that! I drive an 18 wheeler, I jerked it while driving an 80,000 pound vehicle on the interstate, listening to a girl ride the sybian on Howard Stern!:thumbsup:

Yes, I am a horny fucker!;)

that is impressive! i don't think i could cum while driving! but, i did masturbate in the passenger seat on the way to LA while dave filmed me. a trucker pulled up next to us and got a good show.
 

Chica

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I love nothing more than a girl masturbating, so hot, basically if I ever text my girlfriend at night and ask what she's doing I want her to say 'playing with my pussy thinking of you' and thats all I need!

In terms of my own techniques I don't really have a huge amount to be honest, usually alternate between left or right hand as I go, normally like to go with right hand while playing with my balls with left hand. A couple of times i've played with my ass but don't make a habit of it. Normally like to get to the edge of cumming a few times before actually blowing my load, normally over my stomach!

i've dated a few guys that liked a prostate massage. it makes them cum really hard!
 
i've dated a few guys that liked a prostate massage. it makes them cum really hard!

Yeah its good, my girlfriend was jacking me off once and when I told her I was about to cum to slid her finger into my ass and my brain felt like it was going to explode...in a good way!

I do think about getting a Fleshlight but to be honest I can do a pretty good job with my hands, in fact I think i'm gonna do a pretty good job right now! :nanner:
 

villiageidiot

Leah's Biggest Fan!
that is impressive! i don't think i could cum while driving! but, i did masturbate in the passenger seat on the way to LA while dave filmed me. a trucker pulled up next to us and got a good show.

And you made that truckers miserable day much better. I love girls like you, willing to help us out. We see of lot of strange things driving those trucks, and the occasional hottie doing our own private show!:thumbsup:
 

Chica

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Yeah its good, my girlfriend was jacking me off once and when I told her I was about to cum to slid her finger into my ass and my brain felt like it was going to explode...in a good way!

I do think about getting a Fleshlight but to be honest I can do a pretty good job with my hands, in fact I think i'm gonna do a pretty good job right now! :nanner:

some guys really like that. i'm up for trying anything that will make an orgasm feel better...
 

Chica

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And you made that truckers miserable day much better. I love girls like you, willing to help us out. We see of lot of strange things driving those trucks, and the occasional hottie doing our own private show!:thumbsup:

it was alot of fun and i know that guy enjoyed the show. i didn't think about it at the time but it was pretty dangerous too. i had both feet up on the dash with a vibrator in my pussy, dave was filming me while driving and a huge truck was next to us with a horny driver getting a front row seat...all this going on at 80 mph!

i bet truckers could tell some good stories!
 
The best way to enjoy myself is while eating out the missus.....she tastes great and I cum hard (right hand mostly).:nanner:

Great birth control too.
 
ok, for you guys who use your hand, do you cum in your free hand, on your stomach, in a tissue, etc...?

when i first started having sex, my boyfriend would lay a tissue on my belly so he could pull out and shoot on it...lol

he stopped doing that the day i scooped a bunch of cum up off the tissue and licked it off my figures!


Well, it actually depends where I do it. If I'm in the shower, I just cum all over the floor or tub. If I'm jerking off while watching porn, I usually spread out strips of tissue on the floor.
 

7777

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Sometimes I find a picture on freeones that really turns me on print it out in black and white, tape it on the wall in my stand in shower (a spot on the wall that doesn't get water on it) and jerk off to it.
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
I use my hand. I may be wrong but that's just me :D
 
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