How do you masturbate?

Chica

Official Checked Star Member
I smear shampoo all over my thighs and then stick my penis in between them and pretend they're a big 'ole pair of breasts and go at it. Then, I realize what I'm doing and how sad it is and I start to cry.

OMG! are you serious! dave told me that a buddy of his use to do that and i always thought he was teasing me. that's awesome! do you cum like that?
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
OMG! are you serious! dave told me that a buddy of his use to do that and i always thought he was teasing me. that's awesome! do you cum like that?

actually, when i was way younger i did something similar. used soap and not shampoo and rocked back and forth and yeah, i came many times.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
i've seen lots of videos with guys using the venus. it's made by the same company that makes the sybian so it must be good quality!

i'd loved to buy a sybian...maybe i'll get one this xmas :nanner:

vids for friends at freeones members only please!

i wonder if it's possible to attach a drill to the back of a fleshlight to make it spin around on a guy's cock? you'd have to have lots of lube though :eek:

Yep, I tried that a few months back. Drilled a hole in the end cap, put a bolt through with a nut on the other end. Tightened as much as I could. Lubed up slid inside and spun it with a drill...weird sensation let me tell ya! Not bad, but...really not all that good either...so yea, just wierd. lol.
 

Chica

Official Checked Star Member
vids for friends at freeones members only please!



Yep, I tried that a few months back. Drilled a hole in the end cap, put a bolt through with a nut on the other end. Tightened as much as I could. Lubed up slid inside and spun it with a drill...weird sensation let me tell ya! Not bad, but...really not all that good either...so yea, just wierd. lol.

hmmm, ya i guess just spinning around wouldn't feel all that good.

why don't guys make a machine that has a stroking action like the didlo machines you see?
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
hmmm, ya i guess just spinning around wouldn't feel all that good.

why don't guys make a machine that has a stroking action like the didlo machines you see?

hmmm....
*starts jotting down some rough ideas...*
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
OMG! are you serious! dave told me that a buddy of his use to do that and i always thought he was teasing me. that's awesome! do you cum like that?

Oh no, I was joking around. I'm what some refer to as a bit of a jokester. But, I mean...I might try it sometime. I am pretty lonely and I have a couple of extra bottles of shampoo lying around, so why not?
 

member979979

Closed Account
I dont own any toys. I wish I had a fleshlite but to be honest, Id rather be busted jerking with my hand than be busted having one of those.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
well, i have a live-in cock but i still love to masturbate!

I have to agree with this. I have a live in pussy, but you just can't beat the orgasm you give yourself!
 

Chica

Official Checked Star Member
I have to agree with this. I have a live in pussy, but you just can't beat the orgasm you give yourself!

i totally agree! i love riding a nice hard cock but i also have moments when i just want to do something for me. sometimes i masturbate while dave is in the shower and i see if i can cum before he gets out. he takes really short showers so it's not as easy as it sounds...lol
 
i totally agree! i love riding a nice hard cock but i also have moments when i just want to do something for me. sometimes i masturbate while dave is in the shower and i see if i can cum before he gets out. he takes really short showers so it's not as easy as it sounds...lol

For me its whatever is more convenient, I do not have a live in currently, and I have kids around....so sometimes its easier to take things in my own hands and watch a little porn, but its not nearly as intense as when my gf handles it.
 
Top