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Horror Movies that are actually frightening and don't suck

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
The Descent

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FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
I have a lot of movies to go through. Gotta catch up! Haven't had much time yet, but looking forward to trying these all out.
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
After all these serious stuff, it be cool to temperate a bit with some horror comedies.

Braindead (1992 from Peter Jackson also know as Dead Alive, apparently) - Really funny but also the most gore film I ever seen, the seven films Saw are nothing compared to this one.


Zombeavers - I think everyone knows what is a zombie, this film is the same principle. A beaver bite you and guess what? You became a beaver! YES!
(+ the special effect are really bad what makes it even more hilarious.)


Tucker & Dale VS Evil - This one is pretty original, two guys (looks like rednecks) rescue a girl, Her friends believe than the rednecks kidnap her, so they go at her rescue and die try...


Evil Dead 3: Army Of Darkness - A classic even more funny if you didn't seen the two first Evil Dead films.


Jack Frost (1997) - Do you remember Chucky right? This time you won't see a doll but a snowman killer!


Have fun!
 
One of the "Final Destination" movies on DVD had a choose your own adventure feature. That alone made it cool for me.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
CrimsonBolt, nice to see the Evil Dead films in here. Here's one with it's star Bruce Campbell :bowdown:

Army of Darkness (1992)


Then he says the spell/payer wrong and wakes the dead. LOL! :)

 
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CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
One of the "Final Destination" movies on DVD had a choose your own adventure feature. That alone made it cool for me.
If my memory is correct is the third, I've never use that option trough I like the director choice, but maybe I should try one day to see what is it.

I have a lot of movies to go through. Gotta catch up! Haven't had much time yet, but looking forward to trying these all out.
I'm curious what films would you watch first?
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I have talked about Chucky in my latest post, so here we go!

Child's Play

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CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Guys it's summer, this year is very particular we have to be careful any time, so if we can't watching beautiful babe at the beach in real life...
We can watch them in security on our TV and in bonus seeing them got eaten!

Piranha (2010)

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And quite frankly you won't see a woman that hot as Kelly Brook in real life! + in bonus a famous pornstar made an appearance in the movie, I won't tell you the name but it's start by a G. You have to watch it to figure out who I'm talking about. :)

This weekend selection has been for the fun, tomorrow serious things will be back.👹
 

Steve-FreeOnes

FO Admin / "rude, unnecessary attitude" (he/they)
Staff member
Wolf Creek is pretty good but I actually preferred the sequel, which is nuts. Been waiting too long for a third one.
 

CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Wolf Creek is pretty good but I actually preferred the sequel, which is nuts. Been waiting too long for a third one.
Personally I didn't liked the sequel, but yep a third movie might be cool.
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John makes me think of a movie yesterday, when he use the trailer Escape From NY in the Do you wear a mask when going out in public during this pandemic?
The movie looks kinda like Mad Max horror version during a pandemic.

Doomsday

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CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Here's a classic, surprised that nobody mentioned this one at this time, even if John as mentioned Wes Craven, actually I won't said that all Wes Craven film are good though, "Scream 3 & 4 are two of the worse film I ever seen."

A Nightmare on Elm Street

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CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Saw 1 - 7 + Jigsaw (the first Saw is ok, I didn't like the end of the 7, but in global these movies are awesome! especially Jigsaw it took me awhile to the last one "actually I've seen it last night" because I was so disappointed with the ending of Saw 7, but damn Jigsaw is goddamn brillant I love the ending!)

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CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
A Quiet Place (almost a mute film, but story is really good, and I like how the creatures looks "a bit like the licker from resident evil")

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CrimsonBolt

I AM A SLUT FOR RYAN GOSLING
Talking about Resident Evil... (the 3 first film was good, 4 was ok, 5 & 6 unfortunately crap)

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xfire

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Scream bothered me, but I didn't know anything about it before I was dragged to see it. As far as I knew it was supposed to be a comedy, and in hindsight it really is, but sitting in the theater I was like wtf is this shit?
 
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