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LadyLove has gone missing. We tried to investigate but were unable to find her. The furthest we got is a message from somebody that suggests she might have been swallowed up in the alternate dimension that got Jod before. Dr.Death said not to blame him. He got rid off his alternate dimension generator that he used to form a link with hell a couple of months ago when it keep opening up a portal to a random Wall-Mart for some reason.

Somebody came up to us to find out what seems to be the thing with Christmas_Ape. Upon further checkup with somebody knowledgeable with the situation this is what was said about him, “You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla posting, with a man who's the best, with keyboards, with monitors, with his bare fingers. A man who's been trained to ignore Internet disconnects, ignore cramps, to live off the humor he gives others, to read post that would make Foxelispus puke. In Freeones his job was to come up with witty remarks at a moments notice. To follow his prime directive! Period! Win by laughs. Well Christmas_Ape is the best.”

Becks said she had a plan that was even worse than secretly feeding somebody dog crap as a payback. It seems that Senob found out that punishment recently when he pushed the wrong buttons on her. He thought he would get fed something worse, but that’s not what happened. Only later when he was in the mood and put in one of his adult DVDs did he realize what happen. At the moment he thought he was going to see hot chicks going at it he instead found out that Becks threw away every disc he had and replaced them with ones that had reruns of the show Golden Girls.

Shayd is on his tour around the world with his stop in London this time. It seems his wife already picked out some destinations he would go to. She didn’t do it so he couldn’t visit other places around the city. She was just afraid the longer they stayed there the more chance they had of accidentally walking into the next Spice Girl concert.

BNF learned of an increase in the amount of malware for Macs that has been finding it’s way on websites where people search for porn. This concerns him greatly as he found out his viewing of such materials constituted 85% of all associated Internet traffic.

There was a picture of what some people thought was Big Foot and whom others thought it was a bear. It turns out that it might have been ChefChiTown. He said the night it was taken he got drunk and ran out into the woods. When he woke up the next day he was missing this shaggy bear suit so he speculates that must been him. He just wonders what the hell all the people in the neighborhood thought when he must have went up to their houses and knocked asking for a treat when it wasn’t even Halloween and because he knows his speech must have come out incomprehensibly slurred. By the gnawing and wetness on his body he thinks at least some of the people must have sicked the dogs on him and got him with the hose.
 
Somebody came up to us to find out what seems to be the thing with Christmas_Ape. Upon further checkup with somebody knowledgeable with the situation this is what was said about him, “You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla posting, with a man who's the best, with keyboards, with monitors, with his bare fingers. A man who's been trained to ignore Internet disconnects, ignore cramps, to live off the humor he gives others, to read post that would make Foxelispus puke. In Freeones his job was to come up with witty remarks at a moments notice. To follow his prime directive! Period! Win by laughs. Well Christmas_Ape is the best.”


You forgot one thing; A good supply of :thumbsdown: Smilies
 
You forgot one thing; A good supply of :thumbsdown: Smilies

I tried fitting something like that in there but I couldn't think of anything. The thumbsdown smiley would have been a good choice.:1orglaugh

On a side note we could also use a good rollseyes smiley. The one we have know just looks more crazy then sarcastic. :dunno:
 
...Becks threw away every disc he had and replaced them with ones that had reruns of the show Golden Girls.
Don't worry, I made do with what I had! Rue McClanahan's still got it!:rubbel:
On a side note we could also use a good rollseyes smiley. The one we have know just looks more crazy then sarcastic. :dunno:
Don't I know it! That crazy smiley really comes in handy for some of us!
 
Becks said she had a plan that was even worse than secretly feeding somebody dog crap as a payback. It seems that Senob found out that punishment recently when he pushed the wrong buttons on her. He thought he would get fed something worse, but that’s not what happened. Only later when he was in the mood and put in one of his adult DVDs did he realize what happen. At the moment he thought he was going to see hot chicks going at it he instead found out that Becks threw away every disc he had and replaced them with ones that had reruns of the show Golden Girls.

However did you know I did that?? You're not the peeping tom outside my window every night, are you? Not that I mind, I just want to know.
 

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Fabulous stuff D-rock! :rofl2:

IIIIIIII loveeeee thisssss threadddddd! :bowdown:
 
BNF learned of an increase in the amount of malware for Macs that has been finding it’s way on websites where people search for porn. This concerns him greatly as he found out his viewing of such materials constituted 85% of all associated Internet traffic.

It is further learnt that, BNF has got dickdenice, the 'free-fall-expert', to teach the mac-malwares, free falling from his mac. And hence dick-denice is now mal-functioning.

But there is also another rumour going round that the real dickdenice has eloped with Ladylove to the other dimension, and the tired old man who is getting back to pd's kitchen every evening is only a fake.
 
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LadyLove has gone missing. We tried to investigate but were unable to find her. The furthest we got is a message from somebody that suggests she might have been swallowed up in the alternate dimension that got Jod before. Dr.Death said not to blame him. He got rid off his alternate dimension generator that he used to form a link with hell a couple of months ago when it keep opening up a portal to a random Wall-Mart for some reason.

LMAO. I only wish I had seen Jod, I was in my own hell, life called, but have returned now to the land of milk and honey. ;) The doc I hear was lost in Walmart once again in another time zone. :rolleyes: He was recently found trying to bump everything a day ahead, but the members here were on him like white on rice.

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Senob called Christmas_Ape a loose cannon. When asked to explain why he said that Senob mentioned the fact Christmas_Ape will continually try to use a :thumbsdown: smiley that doesn't exist on the board like he doesn't realize it's not there.

While were on the subject of Christmas_Ape the crew of Webcam Week where there on his birthday to tape the present the people of Freeones got him. It didn't go to well as a mix up occurred. Instead of a surprise visit by the stripper Mindy Shine, he was sent a gorilla gram by mistake. We knew there was something wrong when it started singing and congratulating him on making the honor roll.

Dr.Death has fallen on tough times as the price of energy and fuel has really cut into his business. He decided he had no choice other than to pass the cost onto his clients. He mentioned how he now charges them extra and they have to now pay an arm and a leg for his services. When we asked him how much more money they had to pay he just said, "Money, what are you talking about" and shrugged.

Leggy had a picture of Naked Snake from one of the game Metal Gear Solid games in his signature. He said he hoped it could inspire him to achieve one of his goals he is working on. When asked what that was he said he was trying to find a camouflage he could wear that would blend in extremely well with the walls of the girls’ shower room at the local College.

Jan shared the win in the Signature of the Week contest. We have found out that his secret was the fact he put subliminal messages in it. They are gone now but we have discovered a saved copy of the other one and in it he has Farrah tell us to vote for him in a quick message. It seems she wanted to make sure Jan won this time.

Becks....poamr said she finally had photos of her rack that she was going to show the people on the board. People were waiting in anticipation to see if their magnificent quality was true or not. They appeared to get disappointed when they were shown pictures of deer antlers she found in the woods after they fell off. Everybody agreed that they were magnificent but she couldn't understand why everybody else except her seemed disappointed with them.
 
Leggy had a picture of Naked Snake from one of the game Metal Gear Solid games in his signature. He said he hoped it could inspire him to achieve one of his goals he is working on. When asked what that was he said he was trying to find a camouflage he could wear that would blend in extremely well with the walls of the girls’ shower room at the local College.

According to MY information it is a hooded snake and not a naked one.

Becks....poamr said she finally had photos of her rack that she was going to show the people on the board. People were waiting in anticipation to see if their magnificent quality was true or not. They appeared to get disappointed when they were shown pictures of deer antlers she found in the woods after they fell off. Everybody agreed that they were magnificent but she couldn't understand why everybody else except her seemed disappointed with them.

I think her antlers are better than the particular rack she wanted to show.
 
Senob called Christmas_Ape a loose cannon. When asked to explain why he said that Senob mentioned the fact Christmas_Ape will continually try to use a :thumbsdown: smiley that doesn't exist on the board like he doesn't realize it's not there.
I'm surprised you saw the "loose cannon" comment! I thought it had been wasted since no one posted on that thread after me.

And if C_A wants to keep using that :thumbsdown: until it actually works, well, that's his choice. At least he's not expecting :homophobe: to yield a smiley!
Nice work D-Rock!!
 
Becks....poamr said she finally had photos of her rack that she was going to show the people on the board. People were waiting in anticipation to see if their magnificent quality was true or not. They appeared to get disappointed when they were shown pictures of deer antlers she found in the woods after they fell off. Everybody agreed that they were magnificent but she couldn't understand why everybody else except her seemed disappointed with them.

:1orglaugh

Too funny. I had a coworker take a pic, but they don't look as good as they should. The picture had to be taken quickly at work before the perverts I work with found out I was flashing. :angels:

I think her antlers are better than the particular rack she wanted to show.

Wow. The racks attributed to me. I'm impressed.


If only I wasn't working 12 hour days. :helpme:
 
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