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Some people have remarked about how spooky Dr.Death’s signature was this week. The doc has something he has to clear up though. It wasn’t meant to be that way. He hired a model to use in his signature, but insisted he put on the make up himself. Apparently he is very VERY bad at putting on mascara.

LadyLove was eager to get a Freeones Members Webcam Week post last week. To make sure she didn’t go without this week she locked D-rock up in the basement of her house and made him sit at a computer until he finished it. Whenever he went to sleep or slacked off she used a bullwhip to get him up and typing again.

Tunsty diverted disaster for the board this week when both Erica Campbell and Aria Giovanni came over to wish him a late happy birthday after having missed it a while ago. The problem started when they began fighting over who was going to be the first one to surprise Tunsty. Things got pretty heated until Tunsty walked in and told them there was enough Tunsty for the both of them. He then put his arms around them as he walked back home, although he told them they better hurry up before his arthritis kicked in.

After creating his new signature Smitty has converted to Hinduism and is hoping to be reincarnated as a snake in the next life.

Chrismas_Ape took offense when somebody called him a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, nerf herder saying he didn’t think he was scruffy looking.

********** got into a dilemma this week. While he considered all interracial dodgers in porn to be racist he though about it more and now by his way of thinking he also considers all men in porn that aren’t willing to have sex with another man to be homophobes and gay haters. He has taken a stand and now he is stuck with watching porn that has at least one old, ugly, handicap quadriplegic, satanic, neo-nazi, homosexual midget, doing same sex interracial in every scene.
 

member006

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LOL very good as always and since you felt the need to tell everyone my secret. No TV next week for you while you do the next one. See how you feel with no cartoons!

LL
 
Dr.Death has fallen on some hard times. It seems his clinic was shut down. The authorities said that his records were fishy because they seen more people enter his clinic that ever came out even thought when they went in nobody extra was found. His mystery meat selling operation is also in trouble because they said they couldn’t identify the meat in it. Dr.Death countered that nobody knows what’s in the meat at McDonalds either, if it’s even meat, and that doesn’t stop them. In fact he says his stuff is healthier and actually taste like meat. Still that wasn’t enough. Finally the authorities have accused him of having horrible abominations walking around his premises and that unbearable wailing can be heard from there all the time. Surprisingly to the shock of all present, the Doc admitted that was true. That’s why he then went on to apologize for his in-laws.

LadyLove’s LadyLove Industries has a sharp increase in it’s stock price recently when she said her bread and breakfast operation will now include her unique brand of choice coffee in the morning that she makes herself. She will also deliver it in her maid’s uniform she keeps around.

Christmas_Ape could be heard saying after he was mentioned in the last Webcam Week that, “Live to have D-rock post a funny remark about you in the Freeones Members Webcam Week. Have D-rock post a funny remark about you in the Freeones Members Webcam Week to live”.

BNF and the Freeones teddy bear have a secret conflict going on in the Freeones’ headquarters for influence and Freeones has decided not to get involved. The situation blew up this week when Teddy could be seen in the background of the photos Sandee Westgate and Puma Swede had for BNF and the Freeones members with their sign to him. BNF is tired of Teddy stealing his glory and has plans for him to go out on another assignment to meet some more models. “Hopefully” BNF said, “He won’t have an unexpected accident on his way there”.

All the major sports in the world might be in trouble after Foxelipus complained about them all being discriminatory. It seems he is unhappy that they are almost all played by men. For the sake of equality he has enacted plans to force every athletic team in the world to have at least half their teams composed of women. The rest of the world is now dismayed and tried to tell him that women’s play is worse because they are slower, weaker, less aggressive, have less endurance, and are more prone to injury. Of course he would have none of it. For the sake of equality he said they should get to play even if the other men were actually better at their jobs, and the fact women have been put at a disadvantage because they haven’t been picked to play with the men for so long. The world mourns as the last few days of sports that are actually worth watching are broadcast on television for the last time.

Legzman has not been able to maintain his lawn this year. Finally he has given up and has let it all turn back into sand. It isn’t so bad now. He has put up a little round plastic pool in his back yard. When he goes out there he just pretends he’s at the beach.

Poggy has finally confessed as to why Lucy didn’t want to come on Freeones. He said Lucy wouldn’t have been able to keep herself from talking about how great he was and since she didn’t want to make the rest of the board feel inadequate she choose not to come for our benefit.

D-rock has finally found information about the whereabouts of Jod. After talking to Dr.Death the doctor confessed that he in fact let Jod go a long time ago. D-rock followed Jod’s trail until he could track down a witness that might be able to explain what happen to Jod. From what he was able to gather D-rock found out that the bag over Jod’s head must have got twisted and turned around. Unfortunately there were only eyeholes on one side of it. He speculated that Jod is probably blindly wondering around the countryside lost. We here at Freeones Members Webcam Week can only hope that Jod, wherever he is out there, will get things straitened out and come home soon.
 
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BNF and the Freeones teddy bear have a secret conflict going on in the Freeones’ headquarters for influence and Freeones has decided not to get involved. The situation blew up this week when Teddy could be seen in the background of the photos Sandee Westgate and Puma Swede had for BNF and the Freeones members with their sign to him. BNF is tired of Teddy stealing his glory and has plans for him to go out on another assignment to meet some more models. “Hopefully” BNF said, “He won’t have an unexpected accident on his way there”. ...


http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1475705&postcount=2559

Finally, for all of my huffing and puffing, some(thing) that I can tear apart, limb from limb! :mad: :batman:
 
This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!


D-rock hit the 7000 post mark. He decided to give his search for the great Jod a day off. Instead he thought he'd kick back and log onto his favourite internet place and hang out on the FreeOnes board. Imagine his shock when he logged in and saw a new thread titled "The Official Jod Sighting Thread!". He clicked on it to read through the already 500 posts made in it. Imagine how upset he was when he found out that all the time he was out of town looking for Jod most of the sightings had been right there on his street.

ChefChiTown is now in a confused state wondering if he's turning guy or not. As he thinks that Chris Jericho is a sexy beast. To really find out the answer to his question he's decided that instead of a trip to the shrink he'd go to the local beach instead. As it would cost far less and should also answer his question. There he got his answer though as he managed to pick up a stunning 36-24-36 blonde lady called Bruce!

McNab started another A-Z of pornstars. But as he couldn't even get a full list he decided to cheat on his own creation by filling in the gaps with models and actresses. But the question is now will he go through with the test on naming all the states of America without cheating or include a few counties from Britain to fill in the gaps. And will his very sexy teacher notice as she has a crush on him.

AFA has gone into studying how to get young people to stop smoking. But FMWW has found out that he does have a reason why. Because if he manages to get them to quit smoking maybe he can get more to take up his addiction. The habit of posting funny pictures all over FreeOnes board. AFA is currently on 20 a day for this.

Poggy is this week broke after having to grease a few palms for some special Lucy pictures. These he posted for the FreeOnes board members to see. But he's very unhappy when he found out who the camera man was for these shoots. Yes Poggy has found out where Jod has gone, he's stolen his Lucy :cry: :crying: Yes Jod has become Lucy's official photographer!
 
D-rock hit the 7000 post mark. He decided to give his search for the great Jod a day off. Instead he thought he'd kick back and log onto his favourite internet place and hang out on the FreeOnes board. Imagine his shock when he logged in and saw a new thread titled "The Official Jod Sighting Thread!". He clicked on it to read through the already 500 posts made in it. Imagine how upset he was when he found out that all the time he was out of town looking for Jod most of the sightings had been right there on his street.

He seems to be everywhere but Freeones!!....:(
 

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Good job D-rock and poggy.:thumbsup:
 
We have found information that Dr.Death just got done creating his Jod clone, after much work, about two weeks ago and was about to test it out but something went wrong and it malfunctioned. Coincidently, Jod made a short appearance on the board about the same time.

It looks like LadyLove got a little bit more than she bargained for when some coffee maker came out with a new pina colada flavor and she got addicted. She wouldn't let herself get more than a short distance away from the coffee pot and when a dozen Freeones members when to see her and to get between her and her coffee to intervene, eight of them had to be taken to the hospital.

Dr.Motorcity caught a break this week when he had to host a spelling bee in the area. All the words that came up were random, but shockingly pornography came up as a word 56 times during it. Of course all the kids in the spelling bee had to make him use it in a sentence. Lucky for him Freeones was there to supply him with a list of material to quickly choose from.

Tunsty had a problem this week. He hit 5,000 posts and as an idea from all the members here, we gave him the suggestion that he should finally give into Erica's desperate pleas of attention from him. There was just one problem with that. Now that all the other beautiful women around the world heard about that they all came up to congratulate him on his 5,000 post and to beg and plead for his attention also. Of course they used the excuse that since he gave in to Erica it was unfair not to give into all of them to. He couldn't argue with that so he just sighed and said, "It seems me work is never done".

Poggy found out some information about Lucy's resigning so everybody knows she is going to be in more photos. What they don't know is that Poggy secretly got a hold of the contract a little before it was handed over and covertly inserted a clause that stated Lucy has to act out the photo shoot in front of him before she goes to do it for real...you know...just so there is some quality control and they all come out good.
 

icerfan

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It looks like LadyLove got a little bit more than she bargained for when some coffee maker came out with a new pina colada flavor and she got addicted. She wouldn't let herself get more than a short distance away from the coffee pot and when a dozen Freeones members when to see her and to get between her and her coffee to intervene, eight of them had to be taken to the hospital.
I was one of them ... man, she kicked my ass! :rolleyes: :fight:
Poggy found out some information about Lucy's resigning so everybody knows she is going to be in more photos. What they don't know is that Poggy secretly got a hold of the contract a little before it was handed over and covertly inserted a clause that stated Lucy has to act out the photo shoot in front of him before she goes to do it for real...you know...just so there is some quality control and they all come out good.
LMFAO at quality control ... fantastic stuff D! :rofl:

How do I love this thread ... let me count the ways! :lovecoupl
 

member006

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I was one of them ... man, she kicked my ass! :rolleyes: :fight:LMFAO at quality control ... fantastic stuff D! :rofl:

How do I love this thread ... let me count the ways! :lovecoupl


Great stuff once again D. Its my favorite thread, always has been.

BTW, I hope that will teach all of you not to get between me and Joe. Its true :lovecoupl.

LL
 
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