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:rofl: very funny :thumbsup:
But the sad is I was really hit by another car last week, but not in my car.
They didn't put that. They actual said "Lucy was not the best woman in all creation" :eek: :1orglaugh
Great work again D-rock :thumbsup:
(Sorry but just not getting the time to do a post here at the moment. Hopefully I should be back to normal at the weekends next week to find time to post here.)
Great excitement in the Poggy household this week, when a mysterious phonecall informed him that he had a trial with Liverpool and he will come face to face with Lucy, on the same day!
The excitement soon turned to dismay, when a prison van turned up at his front door...it turns out that he was on trial in Liverpool and Lucy will be there as a witness for the prosecution.. (apparently stalking buxom young women is against the law!)
AFA and comanduc are finding the whole Moderatoring job a bit of a bore, so in order to spice things up a bit, they have taken to impersonating the Two Ronnies whilst doing their moderating.
Obviously this has gone down like one of Ronnie Corbett's jokes and the two of them have been told to act sensibly, stop using innuendos and pop off down to the shops for Fork-Handles..
Ladylove is at her wits-end...someone keeps pinching her undies!
Several pairs have gone missing from her washing line, including her favourite 'If you can read this - I must be drunk' emblazoned frilly knickers.
Even more disturbing is the fact that some undies have vanished whilst she was wearing them!
If anyone has any information, please inform Knicker-less Ladylove, C/O Freeones.
Dr Death has revealed his inspiration for being a Doctor of Death.. Dr Nick Riviera from the Simpsons.
Just like Dr Nick, Dr Death has tried and tested methods of replacing arms for legs and legs for arms.
One such incident recently came to light..
There was a rumour that he performed an operation on President George Bush, apparently President Bush required a head transplant, but there was only a donor arse available...the operation went ahead and as yet, no-one has noticed the difference.
There has been much speculation about what the 'D' in D-Rock's name stands for..
Some envisaged 'D' as meaning 'Dynamic' or 'Debonair, some even thought 'Dastardly'..but the true meaning is actually 'Dog-Food'.
The reason for this goes back to an unhappy incident in D-Rock's childhood, when his mother mistook a can of dog food for a can of tuna and sent him off to school with dog food sandwiches.
D-Rock instantly took a liking for the meaty morsels and has luncheoned on them every day since.
Unfortunately there have been downsides to this...D-rock now has an intense disliking of cats, chases the postman and licks his balls at every opporunity.
The excitement soon turned to dismay, when a prison van turned up at his front door...it turns out that he was on trial in Liverpool and Lucy will be there as a witness for the prosecution.. (apparently stalking buxom young women is against the law!)
AFA and comanduc are finding the whole Moderatoring job a bit of a bore, so in order to spice things up a bit, they have taken to impersonating the Two Ronnies whilst doing their moderating.
Ladylove is at her wits-end...someone keeps pinching her undies!
Several pairs have gone missing from her washing line, including her favourite 'If you can read this - I must be drunk' emblazoned frilly knickers.
Even more disturbing is the fact that some undies have vanished whilst she was wearing them!
If anyone has any information, please inform Knicker-less Ladylove, C/O Freeones.
Dr Death has revealed his inspiration for being a Doctor of Death.. Dr Nick Riviera from the Simpsons.
One such incident recently came to light..
There was a rumour that he performed an operation on President George Bush, apparently President Bush required a head transplant, but there was only a donor arse available...the operation went ahead and as yet, no-one has noticed the difference.
There has been much speculation about what the 'D' in D-Rock's name stands for..
Some envisaged 'D' as meaning 'Dynamic' or 'Debonair, some even thought 'Dastardly'..but the true meaning is actually 'Dog-Food'.
The reason for this goes back to an unhappy incident in D-Rock's childhood, when his mother mistook a can of dog food for a can of tuna and sent him off to school with dog food sandwiches.
D-Rock instantly took a liking for the meaty morsels and has luncheoned on them every day since.
Unfortunately there have been downsides to this...D-rock now has an intense disliking of cats, chases the postman and licks his balls at every opporunity.
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:rofl2: OMG tunsty that was great Again I have to say, I LOVE this thread.
It wouldn't let me rep you.
Sorry, but as soon as I can, when you least expect it..............bam!!!!!!!!!
Now if you give me back my panties in 24 hours and nobody will ever hear the truth from me
LL
It wouldn't let me rep you.
Sorry, but as soon as I can, when you least expect it..............bam!!!!!!!!! Now if you give me back my panties in 24 hours and nobody will ever hear the truth from me
LL
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Awensome stuff Tunsty ! :thumbsup:
Looks like somebody is impatient.
(la sigh)I usually wait until Saturday and sometimes I skip a week to let Poggy or somebody else do it, and to gather good material on the members here. Don't worry I working on next Saturdays already.
BTW...dog food is good in protein, but licking myself just isn't that easy without growing extra vertebrae.
member006
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Looks like somebody is impatient.
I usually wait until Saturday and sometimes I skip a week to let Poggy or somebody else do it, and to gather good material on the members here. Don't worry I working on next Saturdays already.
BTW...dog food is good in protein, but licking myself just isn't that easy without growing extra vertebrae.
Well, with this week the way its gone I thought we all needed a light hearted read.
LL
dave_rhino
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The two moddies part is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in this thread, and that's pretty impressive seeing as it's all funny!
Good job Mr T.
Good job Mr T.
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