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Dr.Death got pulled over by the police for speeding in the Skullmobile. Before they could ask him why he was speeding they noticed a bunch dismembered body parts in the back of the Skullmobile. Doc said not to worry as he was just hurrying to the hospital to deliver the organs to people who needed them. Then the officers asked why he had a big scythe in the back. Without missing a beat, the Doc said that was because he derives a tremendous amount of enjoyment harvesting wheat. Then the officers asked what the bunnies in the cage were for. The Doc got out of the car so they could look at them. We don’t know what happened, but the last anybody knew blood-curdling screams could be heard coming from the direction the Skullmobile was parked.

Tunsty has been having more problems with his boss at work. He decided to look over his boss’ shoulder to see what his computer password was. He wanted to see what his boss had been up to. Tunsty could only stare in shock as the fourteen-letter password he put in was Hotrod11inches.

BNF took a vacation. What he didn’t tell anybody was that he went to check out Gisele while he was away hoping to get some pictures of her. He was annoyed by all the paparazzi hanging around her so when he caught one of them trying to get close he would sneak up behind them and beat them. Of course he took all the cameras and the photos inside of them for “evidence”, or at least that is what he told us.

Poggy got in a little bit of trouble this week. He finally let go of his spell over Lucy and she posed topless. The problem was in the UK an extra 20,000 men suffered heart attacks that day. They all blamed Poggy for this and planed on suing them. Fortunately, it seems he was pardoned. The official reason said for why he was pardoned was for outstanding services he preformed for the country. They could be seen winking at him when they read it.

D-rock was still on the search for Jod when he came upon a room filled with cyborg replicas of him in Dr.Death’s basement. There were also replicas of Aces&Jacks and BNF among other members that have been off the board recently. D-rock was starting to go through some notes to explain everything, like how the BNF cyborg was going to make an appearance on the board soon, when he was suddenly teleported to the middle of nowhere and had to walk home empty handed. When he went to check again the entire place was gone.
 
Poggy got in a little bit of trouble this week. He finally let go of his spell over Lucy and she posed topless. The problem was in the UK an extra 20,000 men suffered heart attacks that day. They all blamed Poggy for this and planed on suing them. Fortunately, it seems he was pardoned. The official reason said for why he was pardoned was for outstanding services he preformed for the country. They could be seen winking at him when they read it.

My only problem is now D-rock is Lucy won't put them away now :boobies: The poor milkman has to be escorted away by the police every morning :D


Great stuff D-rock :hatsoff:

My post will be up tomorrow :thumbsup:
 

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Dr.Death got pulled over by the police for speeding in the Skullmobile. Before they could ask him why he was speeding they noticed a bunch dismembered body parts in the back of the Skullmobile. Doc said not to worry as he was just hurrying to the hospital to deliver the organs to people who needed them. Then the officers asked why he had a big scythe in the back. Without missing a beat, the Doc said that was because he derives a tremendous amount of enjoyment harvesting wheat. Then the officers asked what the bunnies in the cage were for. The Doc got out of the car so they could look at them. We don’t know what happened, but the last anybody knew blood-curdling screams could be heard coming from the direction the Skullmobile was parked.

Tunsty has been having more problems with his boss at work. He decided to look over his boss’ shoulder to see what his computer password was. He wanted to see what his boss had been up to. Tunsty could only stare in shock as the fourteen-letter password he put in was Hotrod11inches.

BNF took a vacation. What he didn’t tell anybody was that he went to check out Gisele while he was away hoping to get some pictures of her. He was annoyed by all the paparazzi hanging around her so when he caught one of them trying to get close he would sneak up behind them and beat them. Of course he took all the cameras and the photos inside of them for “evidence”, or at least that is what he told us.

Poggy got in a little bit of trouble this week. He finally let go of his spell over Lucy and she posed topless. The problem was in the UK an extra 20,000 men suffered heart attacks that day. They all blamed Poggy for this and planed on suing them. Fortunately, it seems he was pardoned. The official reason said for why he was pardoned was for outstanding services he preformed for the country. They could be seen winking at him when they read it.

D-rock was still on the search for Jod when he came upon a room filled with cyborg replicas of him in Dr.Death’s basement. There were also replicas of Aces&Jacks and BNF among other members that have been off the board recently. D-rock was starting to go through some notes to explain everything, like how the BNF cyborg was going to make an appearance on the board soon, when he was suddenly teleported to the middle of nowhere and had to walk home empty handed. When he went to check again the entire place was gone.

LMAO I swear I love this thread. The bold I read while sipping my coffee it made me spew coffee on my T-shirt/nightshirt though. :(

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Tunsty has been having more problems with his boss at work. He decided to look over his boss’ shoulder to see what his computer password was. He wanted to see what his boss had been up to. Tunsty could only stare in shock as the fourteen-letter password he put in was Hotrod11inches.

I should have know there was something wrong when he ordered several dozen sterilized gloves, some clean towels and two-hundred nappies.
 

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D-rock was still on the search for Jod when he came upon a room filled with cyborg replicas of him in Dr.Death’s basement. There were also replicas of Aces&Jacks and BNF among other members that have been off the board recently. D-rock was starting to go through some notes to explain everything, like how the BNF cyborg was going to make an appearance on the board soon, when he was suddenly teleported to the middle of nowhere and had to walk home empty handed. When he went to check again the entire place was gone.

Im - poss - ible

Or - ig - i - nal, is - here. (arms flaying, head spinning, steam and sparks...)

Advise mem - bers - pro - ceed with events of typical na - ture.
 
Umm...I should add that I'm not to be held liable for any effects caused by this thread. :D

Don't worry...she spews coffee all the time.
 
Dr.Death wanted to clear the air about the incident last time. He was going to let the policemen that pulled him over look at the rabbits. He said suddenly one of them got out of the cage and attacked the officers. Dr.Death had locked them up to protect everybody from them. There was nothing he could do by the time the bunny got to them. He says as a warning that anybody that spots a bunny needs to be careful because of how dangerous they are and to report it to him immediately so he can take care of the situation.

McRocket has finally reveled why he came back. He just couldn’t go without seeing what was new on the Freeones Webcam Week thread. He came back because he couldn’t resist it.

KittyKat was recently on the game show Jeopardy. She was in last place and loosing badly when she went into the second round. Fortunately for her the categories that coincidently came up in that round were, Romantic Novels, Garter Belts, Bustiers, Stockings, Cool Chicks with Guns, and Horror movie Sex Scenes. The Final Jeopardy question was Assistants to Super-villain like Evil Doctors. She cleaned the place up getting every question that came up right including the Double Jeopardy questions in which she bet everything. It was the highest winnings ever.

LadyLove is thinking about slowing down her posting past. She is concerned that she will be hitting 5,000th post soon and will get the t-shirt. She said she would show a picture form the neck down of her in it, but now that she has had time to think about it, she thinks that might not be such a good idea. Now she thinks that giving the people here a glimpse of her will just turn the board into a lustful chaotic fervor that will tear the whole place apart. Some things should just be closed off until the world is strong enough to take the impact of such an event she said.

Iamforever turned into an Incredible Hulk like creature and destroyed half of Los Angeles a few days ago. We have finally found out what caused this. It seems he was playing poker with a group of guys and had just went all in with a huge sum of money against a player he knew had nothing. When the card on the river turned up in the other guys favor for the then thousandth time against Iamforever in his poker playing and he ended up loosing again, Iamforever just couldn’t take it anymore and he went insane.

Legzman has just cashed in his entire life savings and is having somebody create an invincible anti-spider suit that he can wear. Some people have mentioned how it seems very impractical to wear a big bulky high tech suit of armor that cost a fortune and that you can barely move in for the rest of your life. Legzman thinks it’s worth it however if he doesn’t have to worry about the spiders anymore. The only drawbacks are it’s now hard to move, eat, sleep or go to the bathroom for him.

Heartbroker recently went to the store to pick up some things for other members. He was too ashamed to confess this until now but he ran out of money and substituted cat food for the tuna some people had asked for knowing they would just be too drunk to notice.

It seems that Poggy might have been in yet more trouble of the Lucy incident, but that was quickly laid to rest. Lucy hurried to his defense and said it would be the last time she posed topless if anything happened to her biggest fan. Now all of Poggy’s enemies are worried since he can practically do anything now and nobody is going to dare mess with him.
 
It seems that Poggy might have been in yet more trouble of the Lucy incident, but that was quickly laid to rest. Lucy hurried to his defense and said it would be the last time she posed topless if anything happened to her biggest fan. Now all of Poggy’s enemies are worried since he can practically do anything now and nobody is going to dare mess with him.

Great post D-rock :hatsoff:

Thanks too you've just cheered me up after another bad week with this one ;) :thumbsup:
 
Iamforever turned into an Incredible Hulk like creature and destroyed half of Los Angeles a few days ago. We have finally found out what caused this. It seems he was playing poker with a group of guys and had just went all in with a huge sum of money against a player he knew had nothing. When the card on the river turned up in the other guys favor for the then thousandth time against Iamforever in his poker playing and he ended up loosing again, Iamforever just couldn’t take it anymore and he went insane.

its like you can peer into my life. :rofl:


perhaps your best stuff yet, d. :thumbsup:
 
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Poggy this week went into deep shock! This occurred when he saw in the FHM 100 Sexiest Women (UK) that Lucy was only 92. It took Lucy 4 days of nursing him till he finally recovered. Then he thought well with global warming and things going off in the world. That there was a lot of things effecting everyones eye sight. That's why so many people wear dark glasses now. In the end they get a guide dog and he gets Lucy.

DrDeath revealed this week that he discovered how to multi quote by accident. But what he didn't reveal is how this accident came about. He discovered this while he was trying to make the ultimate member by merging 5 members together. While they was laid on his lab table he noticed a little tick bock on them instead of a belly button. So he ticked them all and they all merged into one box for him.

Calpoon in his whole 2 years of been a member on the board. As well as no doubt visiting the main FreeOnes site a lot longer has never noticed the FreeOnes shop. That is one way that FreeOnes makes it's money. As he posted in a thread this week that he couldn't see how FreeOnes was a business. Next week he will be saying he doesn't know what the board is for.

Donkey Boy asked the question 'How long does it take you to cum under the following conditions?' The replies he got was not always serious. Some was actually a little over the top. But this will not stop him from next week asking another question 'How long does it take a man to dress after sex on a one night stand?'

Minidog aged another year. In true keeping with a lady never revealed her aged. But FMWW did some investigation into this. The results came back a little confusing to say the least.We found out that she's not as old as DrDeath's lab coat. But older than the FreeOnes board. So we will have to send round Fox to find out with his usual charm.

JCMSVOBODA won MOTW and his usual friendly way thanked everyone. But FMWW have discovered that he once did get mad. It was during a shopping trip. The man behind the counter short changed him and denied it. Finally after a heated debate Jan got him to admit it. So as punishment he made him give everyone else who came into the shop that day too much change.


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(I would like to just mention what this thread was originally designed for. Not what it seems to have become.

It was originally designed for us members to take the mickey out of each other in a friendly way. To try take out some of them tensions out of some of the arguements and debates. But it seems to have just become a stand up routine for D-rock and myself.

What I'm asking is this. There is many a funny member on here and I'm sure some of you could come up with some great little snippets. Now why not instead of insulting or moaning about a thread for it's title or content. Just make a fun and light hearted post here instead. It doesn't need to be a novel or even a short story. As long as it's done in fun and not in revenge or with a insulting intent.

So please can we have some more contributions from other quarters.)
 
What I'm asking is this. There is many a funny member on here
Don't forget there's me as well...:( ;)



So please can we have some more contributions from other quarters.)


I know the feeling..my 'WTF? files' thread suffers in that respect, it's all I can do to keep it going.:helpme:
 
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