FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!
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I try, but I've been cut off by the freeparatzi.
They seem to want to get all the big scoops!
I have good pics of all members (you too) but I'm not allowed to post them for obvious reasons!
They seem to want to get all the big scoops!
I have good pics of all members (you too) but I'm not allowed to post them for obvious reasons!
We have recently learned that Dr.Death and Aces&Jacks played a poker game. During the game Aces&Jacks got dealt a hand of aces and jacks. He then went on to joke to Dr.Death that aces and jacks beats the dead man's hand after which he put in a huge sum of money. Dr.Death responded by saying, "That is true, but I'm not dead. I'm undead, and by the way I have quad deuces so pay up". It seems Aces&Jacks didn't have the money to cover his wager so he had to make "alternative payment arrangements" with the doc. He is currently in his dungeon waiting for it to happen.
AFA recently ran into a problem with the members of Freeones. It seems some of us tried to tell him that a jester's cap wasn't appropriate wear for everyday dress. We thought it even stranger when he went to a job interview wearing one, but when he recently showed up at a funeral in it that's when the people drew the line and had an intervention for him. It didn't go too well as at the end he ran out clutching his hat to his head while saying, "You'll never take my hat".
To get new members to use the search button more LadyLove decided to lie and say that whenever somebody used the search button they would get to see a picture of her. She figured by the time they found out it would be too late and they would already know where the search feature was by that time.
BidbadBrody revealed a secret of his own. He isn't really Bigbadbrody. He's his dog, and he jumps on the computer whenever his master is not around. He didn't want to tell anybody because he didn't know how we would feel about a dog, but once his dog got more popular he decided to come out and reveal whom he is.
During the week Tunsty told a joke to some of the Freeones members that was so funny they laughed their asses off. There was a long line shortly after that to Dr.Deaths clinic where he had to help all the Feeones members attach their asses back onto their bodies.
There was a convention around recently to try to figure out how to make cars run more efficiently. In the middle of it ********** jumped into the meeting and told them he had an idea. He said that he thought cars should all run off of happy thoughts and good intentions as a source of fuel from now on while pointing and waging his finger at them. He said this was necessary to keep oil form destroying the world, as most people would want their cars to be able to run off it. He didn't exactly explain how this was going to happen or explain to the people what to do. He also didn't answer most of the response questions people around the room had for him. While getting laughed out of the room he keep his chin up reminding himself that he didn't care as long as he felt in his heart he had more efficient cars in mind and that he was going to keep going until cars ran off it.
AFA recently ran into a problem with the members of Freeones. It seems some of us tried to tell him that a jester's cap wasn't appropriate wear for everyday dress. We thought it even stranger when he went to a job interview wearing one, but when he recently showed up at a funeral in it that's when the people drew the line and had an intervention for him. It didn't go too well as at the end he ran out clutching his hat to his head while saying, "You'll never take my hat".
To get new members to use the search button more LadyLove decided to lie and say that whenever somebody used the search button they would get to see a picture of her. She figured by the time they found out it would be too late and they would already know where the search feature was by that time.
BidbadBrody revealed a secret of his own. He isn't really Bigbadbrody. He's his dog, and he jumps on the computer whenever his master is not around. He didn't want to tell anybody because he didn't know how we would feel about a dog, but once his dog got more popular he decided to come out and reveal whom he is.
During the week Tunsty told a joke to some of the Freeones members that was so funny they laughed their asses off. There was a long line shortly after that to Dr.Deaths clinic where he had to help all the Feeones members attach their asses back onto their bodies.
There was a convention around recently to try to figure out how to make cars run more efficiently. In the middle of it ********** jumped into the meeting and told them he had an idea. He said that he thought cars should all run off of happy thoughts and good intentions as a source of fuel from now on while pointing and waging his finger at them. He said this was necessary to keep oil form destroying the world, as most people would want their cars to be able to run off it. He didn't exactly explain how this was going to happen or explain to the people what to do. He also didn't answer most of the response questions people around the room had for him. While getting laughed out of the room he keep his chin up reminding himself that he didn't care as long as he felt in his heart he had more efficient cars in mind and that he was going to keep going until cars ran off it.
Iamforever
Banned
let him go doc!:1orglaugh
funny stuff d.
where is kenny? :bowdown:
funny stuff d.
where is kenny? :bowdown:
icerfan
Nikkala made me do it!
I plead innocence...my jokes aren't that funny.
dave_rhino
Closed Account
Just think how I feel. I have to live in this head.
So now we understand why Priya's eyes are closed.
member006
Closed Account
LOL :rofl:
I need cheering up so...
This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!
********** got banned for basically been Fox. To see what he gets up to off the board we sent a reporter round to find out. In his report it was said that he spends most of his time on MySpace believing the 95% of the rumours posted there. At this moment he's reading up on how in the next ten years he will be winning a grammy award for his music and celebrating by giving a live set naked on stage.
D-rock has gone on the hunt for the missing Jod with jdb67. They have so far been through many horrors while on the trail of the once mighty Rep King. But it looks like he too has fallen foul of a DrDeath experiment! But we here at FMWW are still trying to get in touch with of investigators for a update. As they too have gone missing. The only clues we have is a set of Erica Campbell's lingerie, a signed love note from Priya Rai to D-rock and a scalpel!
With BNF on his break the Mods are left to their own devices. Comanduc is still blinking in the the bright light of day after coming out his cellar. Even taking his post count a day too 3 on some occasions. But his most note worthy post will be the one where after celebrating escaping the Super Mods evil imprisionment and drunk on apple juice. He will finally reveal that he was Erica Campbell's high school sweetheart till he was taken by BNF saying he had a special gift he could give to her. Then fell into the trap and was locked away in the cellar.
Roughneck won POTW and actually posted a post that didn't get nominated for the next weeks contest to celebrate.
MOTW winner hos has done the unthinkable and replaced A&J in the ID section. But now we are starting to hear rumours that in fact he has just stolen the master memory core from A&J's computer. Or was that A&J himself and is the reason he's missing.
Poggy meanwhile is still not himself with his life off the board. Even the unthinkable is happening of his post count average falling. But Lucy does have a plan to try cheer him up. She has ordered a giant Easter egg that she plans to breakout of on Sunday. But DrDeath also has a plan to try to lure Poggy into his lab as this he still hasn't managed to do. He's sent KittyKat his sexy assistant to help Lucy. The last Lucy was seen though was entering the chocolate factory with KittyKat with a tall white bunny wearing a doctors coat.
The ladies of the board been lead by LadyLove, PD and Minidog are going to start a thread on shopping. The men of the board will spend three hours in this thread only to go back to where they started. Just like in real life. But what they don't know is that is what these ladies want. As they then will post a second thread to get the men to buy them that special little something they want that week.
This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!
********** got banned for basically been Fox. To see what he gets up to off the board we sent a reporter round to find out. In his report it was said that he spends most of his time on MySpace believing the 95% of the rumours posted there. At this moment he's reading up on how in the next ten years he will be winning a grammy award for his music and celebrating by giving a live set naked on stage.
D-rock has gone on the hunt for the missing Jod with jdb67. They have so far been through many horrors while on the trail of the once mighty Rep King. But it looks like he too has fallen foul of a DrDeath experiment! But we here at FMWW are still trying to get in touch with of investigators for a update. As they too have gone missing. The only clues we have is a set of Erica Campbell's lingerie, a signed love note from Priya Rai to D-rock and a scalpel!
With BNF on his break the Mods are left to their own devices. Comanduc is still blinking in the the bright light of day after coming out his cellar. Even taking his post count a day too 3 on some occasions. But his most note worthy post will be the one where after celebrating escaping the Super Mods evil imprisionment and drunk on apple juice. He will finally reveal that he was Erica Campbell's high school sweetheart till he was taken by BNF saying he had a special gift he could give to her. Then fell into the trap and was locked away in the cellar.
Roughneck won POTW and actually posted a post that didn't get nominated for the next weeks contest to celebrate.
MOTW winner hos has done the unthinkable and replaced A&J in the ID section. But now we are starting to hear rumours that in fact he has just stolen the master memory core from A&J's computer. Or was that A&J himself and is the reason he's missing.
Poggy meanwhile is still not himself with his life off the board. Even the unthinkable is happening of his post count average falling. But Lucy does have a plan to try cheer him up. She has ordered a giant Easter egg that she plans to breakout of on Sunday. But DrDeath also has a plan to try to lure Poggy into his lab as this he still hasn't managed to do. He's sent KittyKat his sexy assistant to help Lucy. The last Lucy was seen though was entering the chocolate factory with KittyKat with a tall white bunny wearing a doctors coat.
The ladies of the board been lead by LadyLove, PD and Minidog are going to start a thread on shopping. The men of the board will spend three hours in this thread only to go back to where they started. Just like in real life. But what they don't know is that is what these ladies want. As they then will post a second thread to get the men to buy them that special little something they want that week.
icerfan
Nikkala made me do it!
This was the BEST ... great stuff as usual, poggy! :rofl2:
I absolutely LOVE this thread! :lovecoupl
********** went to a celebrity convention where he met Tom Cruise. Tom then took him back to his place where they were holding a Scientology meeting. It appears that ********** got kicked out before the end. When asked why that happened they said, "That guy is just too weird and crazy for us. We were starting to get scared."
Poggy was caught hypnotizing Lucy so that she will never show any nudity except in front of him like she has always done. So, we finally found out the reason, but unfortunately the doctors think it's too late to reverse the effects. It looks like Poggy is going to have her for himself forever now.
D-rock and jdb67 went on a search for Jod. They were getting close to finding him and starting to get near Dr.Death's castle when suddenly Erica and Priya showed up. It seems like the Doc saw them coming and invited them over for the two. Later that night a clasp on Priya's dress wouldn't release so D-rock had to borrow the Doc's scalpel to help her get it off. That is probably why it was found with the other things. The funny thing is they totally forgot about Jod after meeting them. When they finally remembered the trail had gone cold and he was long gone. It made them wonder if the Doc bringing the ladies over was just a way to distract the two.
Georges made everybody think he was crazy when he recently turned in one of his old cars for an economy hybrid car. When he was confronted with it, he revealed that he traded out the old engine for one that generates 900 hp. He didn't want anybody to think he went soft or anything.
LadyLove invited all the members of the board to a party she was holding. The only requirement was that you had to dress like you were living in ancient Rome. There were a lot of togas and soldiers uniforms going around, but Smitty impressed everybody when he arrived in his leather gladiator suit he keeps around for occasions just like this.
Poggy was caught hypnotizing Lucy so that she will never show any nudity except in front of him like she has always done. So, we finally found out the reason, but unfortunately the doctors think it's too late to reverse the effects. It looks like Poggy is going to have her for himself forever now.
D-rock and jdb67 went on a search for Jod. They were getting close to finding him and starting to get near Dr.Death's castle when suddenly Erica and Priya showed up. It seems like the Doc saw them coming and invited them over for the two. Later that night a clasp on Priya's dress wouldn't release so D-rock had to borrow the Doc's scalpel to help her get it off. That is probably why it was found with the other things. The funny thing is they totally forgot about Jod after meeting them. When they finally remembered the trail had gone cold and he was long gone. It made them wonder if the Doc bringing the ladies over was just a way to distract the two.
Georges made everybody think he was crazy when he recently turned in one of his old cars for an economy hybrid car. When he was confronted with it, he revealed that he traded out the old engine for one that generates 900 hp. He didn't want anybody to think he went soft or anything.
LadyLove invited all the members of the board to a party she was holding. The only requirement was that you had to dress like you were living in ancient Rome. There were a lot of togas and soldiers uniforms going around, but Smitty impressed everybody when he arrived in his leather gladiator suit he keeps around for occasions just like this.
icerfan
Nikkala made me do it!
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