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[poggy]

This Week on FreeOnes Webcam.....


Stevie said this week that the judges in MOTW should give a explanation as to why they picked their winner. Next week Stevie will be found outside the Miss World Contest wanting to know if the winner had slept with the judges, bribed the judges or given them all a private lap dances to win the title. And if so can he become a judge!

LadyLove did the double of MOTW and POTW much to her joy. Her main aim at the begining of the week was just to have a nice quiet week on the board. But with the winning of these two titles this all changed. So ended up attending two victory parties. At the second one someone had ordered a male stripper. But must have misread the advert in the phone book. Instead of the man turning up and stripping off his clothes. He walked in and proceeded to strip off all the wallpaper.

Seraphim returned to the board after sometime. He has now gone into a retirement home for former mods. But he got a shock when he found out the home was actually DrDeath's summer home. The horrors that greated his eyes was parts of former mods and members everywhere. But the worst horror of all he didn't find out till he walked into his room to meet his room mate. The screams can still be heard echoing throughout the area of when his eyes settled on HotRod11inches.

Poggy noticed even more "I'm not going to touch that!" threads started this week. He now fears that by the end of the month the only choices of threads to post in will be one of these and which one will he post in. In the end he will decided to start his own called "Did you ever wonder what stories your bed would tell if it could talk"

Alexios appealed for help to get Whitney Wonders account re-opened on MySpace. But on reading the posts so far noticed that most members here don't like MySpace. So next week he will be begging FreeOnes to get Whitney Wonders to become a OCSM on the board. But someone will miss read it and get a local agony aunt by the name of "Whitney answers your wonders" to join and post a thread.

 

[drdeath67]

LMAO Funny stuff as always Poggy! :thumbsup:

 

[icerfan]

At the second one someone had ordered a male stripper. But must have misread the advert in the phone book. Instead of the man turning up and stripping off his clothes. He walked in and proceeded to strip off all the wallpaper.

LOLOL ... great stuff as always, poggy! :rofl2:

 

[KittyKat]

Ahhh, poggy, as always, funny stuff

 

[member006]

LOL Once again very good read, always a hoot.

LL:angels:

 

[jdb67]

Good stuff Poggy!!:thumbsup:

How about an update??

 

[poggy]

Good stuff Poggy!!:thumbsup:

How about an update??

On Sunday my friend

I don't get enough time in the week :o

 

[member006]

*bump* Helloooooo

 

[D-rock]

Dr.Death has started a business that ships out body parts all over the world for medical research. Rumor has it, that if you go to just the right spot on his web site and pay a lot of money you can buy and animated severed hand so you can have your own IT.

LadyLove is starting a therapy group for Freeones. It will consist of members that have broken one or more of their nails. She thinks that if we can all have a place to talk about this horrific event we might be able to get through this tough part of our lives.

The Freeones server went down for a while recently. They said they were moving the server, but that was just a cover story. It turns out that Freeones accidentally downloaded all his cute puppy pictures to this place and had to hurry and shut the place down before anybody thought he turned soft.

Bigbadbrody passed 2,000 posts, but something else has come up that we never knew about him. He really is only a 5’4”/163 cm 95lb./43KG man that is named Mel that writes poetry and is nice.

After Lucy was seen being hit on by David Hasselhoff four days ago he has gone missing. Somebody matching the description of Poggy was near the scene also, but he said he didn’t see anything that happed to Hasselhoff when the authorities questioned him.

AFA wanted to state for the record that he is in no way affiliated with the American Family Association, and he is only here because he loves the naked women and is not spying on the place. The name was just coincidental.

Aegis has finally learned the horrors that rookie moderators have to go through at the Freeones office. We never learned what they are but one of the activities involves a whip and motor oil.

 

[member006]

LMAO ................It won't let me rep you so come to my box, I have some candy for you. Great job.

 

[drdeath67]

LMAO Good stuff Mr Rock! :thumbsup:

 

[jdb67]

Bigbadbrody passed 2,000 posts, but something else has come up that we never knew about him. He really is only a 5’4”/163 cm 95lb./43KG man that is named Mel that writes poetry and is nice.

hahahaha!!! reminds me of a fellow I know.... :thumbsup:

 

[member006]

Well Mr. Rock we're waiting.

 

[squallumz]

I think it's my turn for a bit of this.

Poggy1 disappeared from the board. A large search party was sent out to look for him, but as of now we have no news. He was last seen cursing and waving a gun at posters who write "repost" in the find your favourite babe section. Any information that leads to the recovery of Poggy1 will be rewarded with precious green stones*

Due to the absence of Poggy, who is rumoured to be on a 3-month-round-the-world vacation, there will be no member of the week, post of the week, or freeones webcam week. There will also be no find your favourite babe, celebrity news, or post games. Babe ID, Freeones Talk, and Members Only will also be suspended in his absence. Watch that video may experience temporary interruptions. All other areas of the message board will remain fully functional.:thumbsup:

Stevie recently aired some motw grievances. He was frustrated because he did not think the way that member of the week is decided is fair, or understand the criteria for the judges' choice. After a brief debate, the discussion ended without conclusion. The following week, Stevie was declared member of the week. This was the same week when judge Poggy1 is rumoured to have booked the 3-month round the world vacation with the funds he used from the mystery donation from a bank account in Las Vegas.

You know I'm kidding Stevie

Paparmane was asked to keep a list of all the newly added star members so he could let us all know here on webcam week**. Writes Paparmane: "Another great tragedy on the board this week. Several new star members have been added. Unfortunately, Briana Banks is not among them. No explanation has been given. I am not biased towards Briana over the other stars, but this is intolerable. How could God be so cruel. " We reminded Paparmane to give us the list of new star members, but he was too sad and refused to speak.

D-Rock, Roughneck, AFA, Pathfinder and Georges vehemently defended their right to own guns this week. The American government did not co-operate, so they have comandeered the state of Texas with the help of Roughneck and Georges' relatives in Texas, and have declared it the "people's republic of Texamerica", where no government can control the rights of its people. There is only one problem. One of their own (a Texan native) is rumoured to be a rebel against their new nation. His real name is not known, but he is believed to go by the internet alias of "Philbert".

The "guns guns guns" thread has been raided by authorities. They have reportedly found 96% of America's total publicly owned gun inventory on the thread. Apparently, by a strange coincidence, Freeones members and American gun owners are actually the same exact demographic of people. They are still turning up more guns as we speak.

It was revealed in a study that British accents turn American women on, and all a man needs is a British accent, and many hot American chicks will drop their panties in a flash. ********** having lived in America with a British accent now for 8 years, is left scratching his head on why this phenomenon hadn't worked for him. What the study failed to mention was that in order for the British accent to work with the girls, the man has to preferably not be an arrogant, annoying, over-opinionated, self-obsessed "punk" who can turn "goodnight everyone" into a 5-paragraph dissertation and "who is the hottest pornstar" into a political argument.

It was Calm's birthday. All of Freeones left the board and went out to celebrate for a night on the town in Torino with Calm. They bought him so many rounds of beer, that he mistook the hired nude entertainers Alex Sim-Wise and Puma Swede for Juventus soccer stars Alex Del Piero and Pavel Nedved. It didn't matter to Calm. He jumped up onstage and started getting frisky with them anyway. In fact, he was more enthusiastic about getting it on with what he thought was Alex and Pavel than he had ever been about Alexandra and Puma. The videotapes have been erased and there is a new saying in Italia because of this night: "what happens in Torino stays in Torino".

The only people that couldn't make the party were the Freeones owners and staff, who were too busy "updating the board". What they were actually doing was planning a surprise Freeones birthday party, but were dismayed to find that all of the members were out in Torino for Calm's birthday bash. Then the mods realized that the only members not at Calm's party were the official checked star members. BNF quickly realized the ratio of official checked star members to staff was 100 girls to 1 staff member. Suffice to say that this was the best birthday party in Freeones board history, and if you see a moderator with a smile on their face this week, you know why.

Stevie, Poggy1, Dr. Motorcity, Marc64, Deeze, Thorsif, Aegis, Maleonetwo and Iamforever all reached milestones this week: their 65th birthdays. They've also done quite a few posts too, so congratulations to them. May the next 65 years be spent outside the house as well as on Freeones.

Cabey shared some of his experiences and wisdom about Afghanistan having served there for the UK armed forces. He responded very respectfully to suggestions that the entire Middle East should be destroyed by Nuclear Weapons as a solution to the War On Terror. He maintained his cool and saw both sides of the coin. That was, until he found out that the nuclear attacks had been mistakenly aimed not at the Middle East but at Eastlands in Manchester, home of his beloved Manchester City FC. He rushed off in his mini metro and pulled a "Tiananmen Square" in front of the Nuclear Bomb as it was about to crash into Stuart Pearce's dugout. Thankfully, much like the Chinese army tank back in Beijing in the late 80s, the Nuclear Weapon did not want to destroy Cabey, and so stopped short, and fell harmlessly to the ground. Stuart Pearce rewarded Cabey by officially transferring his age-old nickname "Psycho" to Cabey himself, for his selfless act that saved the football team along with half of Manchester (but only the East half, thank god, Old Trafford, Stretford, Salford, Eccles and Bolton would not have been affected whatsoever, so it wouldn't have been that big of a deal!)

BREAKING NEWS: Poggy1 has been found. He has locked himself in the filing room at Freeones, and is going through the post history of all Freeones members alphabetically, to catalogue the name of every member that has ever said "repost" so that he can send them all a PM emploring them to stop. So far he has reached the middle of the "Cs". We will expect him to return sometime in mid-to-late 2067, unless someone is strong enough to break down this door. Anyone? Please?

what?:bigear:

 

[D-rock]

Well Mr. Rock we're waiting.

Oh no, now all that pressure is put on me. :1orglaugh

Dr.Death came up with a sinister new plan. He plans to become the luckiest person in the world and to use that newfound luck to take over. He's doing this by killing off rabbits one by one and crushing them underneath a big stone "DR" except for their still quivering foot. He then takes that foot as a new good luck charm. His collection grows ever greater.

LadyLove today denied that she is the great "High Heeled Bandit" that has been steeling high-heeled shoes the world over. She of course denied us access to her huge walk in closet to see what was in it saying it was just a bunch of dirty clothes. That seems strange though since LadyLove would never leave dirty clothes in the closet.

Jod hasn't shown up in a while and we finally know why. He has secretly married Mariah and moved to a deserted island. He just didn't tell us because he didn't want to make us jealous.

Freeones birthday party got ruined when all the OCSMs that were supposed to jump out of his cake got accidentally mixed up gerbils and kittens. On the other hand some pet store somewhere must of had a record amount of customers in one day since it seems all OCSMs were then sent to work in it because of the mix up.

Dave Rhino's plan to work on the sexy zookeeper that walks by him all the time have paid off and he plans to ask her out when it becomes her duty to clean out his stall next week.

Juballs midgets have vowed to help him win the Freeones fantasy baseball league, but Iamforever plans to counter that by having them help him instead for the secret of everlasting life.

Bigbadbrody got some breast implants. He didn't get them implanted. He just likes to feel them in his hand every so often to relieve stress. He says it works almost as well as popping bubble wrap.

 

[drdeath67]

LMAO!!!!! Good stuff!!!!!!

 

[member006]

:rofl: Very good, both of you. I love this thread.

BTW Just to keep everyone on track. I am not a shoe theif. I have heard rumor though that the "Shoe Bandit" is actually Fox. He has just tried to sway the authorities my way to save his own skin. He in fact steals them and give them to his much addicted friend (of which he has numerous pictures) Imelda Marcos. This apparently keeps her happy and out of the limelight these days. tyvm

LL:angels:

 

[dave_rhino]

Haha, that was awesome. Some of the best yet

Well done guys.

 

[jdb67]

Exellent stuff!!:thumbsup:

 

[HeartBroker]

D-rock continues his neverending search for Priya's den.
Good luck, he won't pay me what I'm asking for the street address.

DrDeath is sticking to his guns by killing a poor animated bunny in his sig, even though the AAAKAA (AmericanAssociationAgainstKillingAnimatedAnimals) has filed a court injunction.

LadyLove is still trying to convince everyone she's not really the one in her sig.

SOTW winners are fighting a brutal battle over which of their sigs really deserves the title! Good luck to you all, you are all worthy!

Fox is fox.

commanduc has finally backed off of me by posting all Zeppelin songs in his own posts and DaveRhino is moving to Jagertown so it won't be so difficult to procure his nectar of the gods.

I may get more inside info later, don't hold your breath!!