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5th day.
D-rock went to his family christmas get together at a aunt's house and spotted a lady he adored. Yes it was her Priya Rai was at the gathering how and why. To D-rock's suprise it turns out that she's a the sister of his aunt's, uncle, wife, nephew girlfriend, which meant absolutely no relation to him. So he thought he'd try his luck at seeing if he could get a date with her. He tried all his best chat up lines but none of them worked. Having failed at this he tried to impress her which also wasn't having much of a effect. So he went for one last attempt by jumping on the karaoke and belting out pretty woman. But just as he was finishing her saw her walking out the door with David Hasslehoff.

NOOOOOOooooooo

There wouldn't too much worse than to have David Hasslehoff metaphorically castrate you in front of your family. I hear that's the type of scenario people in hell have to live out as part of their punishments. :1orglaugh
 
Thank you everyone.

For those members I missed off it I'm sorry but my brain was starting to hurt by the end of it. God knows how the comedians go on when writing a stand up show. I think I'd do it the Billy Connolly way and just have a start, a middle and a end and make the rest up as I go along.
 
Thank you everyone for the kind words.

Just a little message...

I'll be putting up another special post on New Years Day. Reason why that day will all become clear when you see it.
 
Poggy and Lucy got a little carried away with the champagne they were saving up for their New Years party. They started drinking it down and then Poggy didn't remember anything else. The next day in the paper they had a story about the two of them dancing naked in the large fountain in the middle of the town square.

Dr.Death is going to make a New Years resolution. He will try to stop his bid for total world domination and give everybody a break. He said he is doing this to be nice, but some people think he might be gathering his forces for next year. Perhaps he will even team up with Juballs to assure himself of victory.

Jod panicked when he woke up once this week and could no longer see the color green. He was nearly at the point of insanity when he finally woke up for real.

A large group of extraterrestrial aliens landed on Earth. They were in the shape of a formless blob, where black with hundreds of eyeballs poking out of them, screeched a horrible sound all the time, and ate nothing but rocks and little kittens. ********** then went on to write a ten-page thread trying to convince us all about how there was no difference between them and us and how we were all the same.

KungFuDude is continuing his creation a voodoo doll of Rex Grossman for the Chicago Bear's upcoming playoff run. At the first sign of trouble he is going to go to use it to get Rex injured and off the field as soon as possible.

HeartBroker gets worried when an investigative reporter almost finds his source for all the unknown ladies he has had in his signatures this year. The reporter didn't find out but he told us that they are all the ladies live in the same apartment complex as him.

Iamforever tries to trick people into thinking he has gave up metal music for polka. The trick fools absolutely nobody as no person in the world could possibly think he would do that. Unfortunately the last six months he has used all his free time away from freeones learning to play the accordion to make it seem more believable.

At a zoo Dave Rhino lives at, some large animal trampled over and killed everything in the monkey cages. They could never figure out who did it, but when asked why he thought it happen Dave Rhino said, "I just think those monkeys threw crap at somebody one too many times" while winking.

A few days ago a member named BigGiseleFan came on the board and continually bragged about how he was the greatest Gisele fan and how all the other fans on the board sucked. BNF ended up taking a plane to going to his house, beat the crap out of him, and strapped him to a rocket that was going to lunch into deep space. He then went on to erase his existence from the board and the rest of the world. He also made a deal with Dr.Deah to use his mind-wiping ray to make sure the world couldn't remember the entire situation. He let this post come up to show that nobody messes with him when it comes to Gisele.

Some people have mentioned the repetitiveness of D-rocks signatures always having Priya in them. D-rock said he would consider putting somebody else in them when he gets through all of signatures he has made. Upon further consideration, two seconds later, he decided that wasn't going to happen.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Jod panicked when he woke up once this week and could no longer see the color green. He was nearly at the point of insanity when he finally woke up for real.

I have dreamed of being asleep and dreaming before, you know...


Some people have mentioned the repetitiveness of D-rocks signatures always having Priya in them. D-rock said he would consider putting somebody else in them when he gets through all of signatures he has made. Upon further consideration, two seconds later, he decided that wasn't going to happen.
Hmm, sounds familiar, except someone does NOT change theirs. lol
 
Iamforever tries to trick people into thinking he has gave up metal music for polka. The trick fools absolutely nobody as no person in the world could possibly think he would do that. Unfortunately the last six months he has used all his free time away from freeones learning to play the accordion to make it seem more believable.


you got me. its true. its true.:rofl:
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Unfortunately the last six months he has used all his free time away from freeones learning to play the accordion to make it seem more believable.


you got me. its true. its true.:rofl:

Are you the inspiration for that Jimmy Hendrix accordian jam on that Pepsi or Coke commercial?
 

icerfan

Nikkala made me do it!
I LOVE this thread ... great stuff D-rock! :bowdown:
 
10th day.
Jod and Tunsty decided to spend christmas watching old DVD's of Laurel and Hardy which gave them a idea to put on a show for the old folk at a nearby rest home. Their plan was to update and redo some a old Stan and Ollie scene from one of the films they watched. The show was a great success as the wore fully costume and make up to even look like the famous duo. The only problem now is though that after having a cup of tea with a pair of old dears they blacked out. When they awoke the found they wasn't quite themselves as it seamed that Jod had Tunsty's body and Tunsty, Jod's. It turns out that the two old dears was actually DrDeath high school science teachers.

lol...actually, I have been watching DVDs of Laurel and Hardy just recently.
 
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