First look at New Conan the Barbarian

[Neutron66]

Arnold always seemed to get on without that ability. :dunno:

It worked well for Arnold. The character doesn't talk much in the books.

 

[pornophile]

Does he have the awesome Austrian Arnie accent?

I gotta hear this guy say "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. And then have sex with them."

 

[mrtrebus]

Who is going to play Thusula Doom???

Kenny Lynch

 

[luis1972]

I prefer the old one

 

[titsrock]

This will be so bad it might be worthwhile to watch it and revel in the shittiness of it...

 

[Darksquid]

I am a retard and I don't know shit about shit

 

[D-rock]

Arnold's look near his prime has pretty much become the image of Conan. Nobody can be a better Conan because of that.

Even discounting that, unless he somehow gains a physique on par with one of the greatest bodybuilders of all time I somehow doubt he will pull the Conan image off.

 

[CunningStunts]

Another remake. Way to go Hollywood!

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

This is almost as bad an idea as remaking Dirty Harry.

Rose McGowan? I thought she was dead.

 

[Skyraider22]

Not as cool

 

[roronoa3000]

This is almost as bad an idea as remaking Dirty Harry.

Rose McGowan? I thought she was dead.

Dirty Harry = classic
Conan = not so much

They actually got a pretty good actor to play the role instead of a non english speaking, semi-gay bodybuilder.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Dirty Harry = classic
Conan = not so much

They actually got a pretty good actor to play the role instead of a non english speaking, semi-gay bodybuilder.

Well if they ever need semi-gay just come to Freeones. There's a ton of em here lately.

 

[Kingfisher]

I'm physically disgusted that they're remaking this movie. :throwup:
I loved Conan as kid, still watch it today, must have seen it several hundred times. Not every movie needs to be remade. So if they're going to remake Conan, I say remake Casablanca, The Godfather, and Miracle of 34th Street. Hell maybe Megan Fox can direct The Godfather now, wouldn't that be special?

Fuck you, :thefinger you remaking cocksuckers!

 

[roronoa3000]

I've never seen the old Conan movies ( I think they came out before I was born) and look forward to the new one. Can't wait to see it.

 

[Kingfisher]

I've never seen the old Conan movies ( I think they came out before I was born) and look forward to the new one. Can't wait to see it.

Save yourself 18 dollars and buy the Original feature film on DVD.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Save yourself 18 dollars and buy the Original feature film on DVD.

Did you see the new Conan film? How was it?

 

[snowbeachbum]

Well if they ever need semi-gay just come to Freeones. There's a ton of em here lately.

:eek: :rofl: :rofl2: :glugglug:

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

:eek: :rofl: :rofl2: :glugglug:

Thanks I'm here all week.:hatsoff: Actually I'm here way too much. Don't forget to tip your moderator as insurance against getting banned down the road.:glugglug:

 

[roronoa3000]

Save yourself 18 dollars and buy the Original feature film on DVD.

18 bucks! WTF cost that much?

 

[Ike Stain]

The original Conan is awesome.

When me and Trebus agree, you know the stars aligned. If teh might J.J. Abrams himself were doing this project, it couldn't replace the original.

You had young Arnold in a role he was born for, a screenplay by a young Oliver Stone and John Milius (look up what else he wrote on IMDB—very impressive,) and of course, Dino DeLaurentis at the height of his power to make sure that got what they needed.

James Earl Jones and Max Von-Fucking-Sydow as Osric the Usurper? Classic.