Finish the Sentence

...I realized in mid flight that the pool was empty!

My friend's car can really...
 
...drop my pants and whip it out for the ladies. It's said women like to laugh!

The other I was at WalMart looking for...
 
a 24 pack of condoms.

I opened the door to the ladies' room, and ...
 
a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

A bird in the hand ...
 
I always hope to run into the Big Bad Wolf.

Get busy living ...
 
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