Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

...point with my middle finger!

Nothingandless will enlighten me by naming his avatar girl, who is...

 

[nothingandless]

...the beautiful Maria Swan, who also goes by Prinzcessa.
unlock the chest and you'll find...

 

[jod0565]

...nothing, just like Geraldo Rivera!

When you feel the need for speed, you should...

 

[nothingandless]

...hop on the expressway and drive as recklessly as possible.
either that or slow to a snails pace and check the new place around...

 

[jod0565]

... the Freeones Tower. I heard there alots of nice girls there.

I joined this board because...

 

[analfan]

...I wanted to look at jod's avatar and sig

I was sitting here alone in the dark...

 

[jod0565]

... and startled myself when I say Britney screaming at me!

Yesterday, the cow jumped...

 

[nothingandless]

...into our lake, what a hassle that was.
as if that wasn't enough, today the the hogs all...

 

[regmcfly]

took over the **** in an orwellian nightmare.

Today, I decided to skip breakfast so I could...

 

[nothingandless]

...get right into the traffic-jam!
does this shirt make me...

 

[jod0565]

...look like I just fell off a turnip truck?

A bearded clam has been following...

 

[nothingandless]

...the furry oysters to the barbershop.
i enjoy breaking...

 

[dirac]

...hearts.
Next time I'm out I'm gonna go to the shop and get some...

 

[nothingandless]

...chocolate covered sheep eyes.
after the movie...

 

[jod0565]

...I farted and it stunk so bad, my date ran away ******.

I just picked my...

 

[nothingandless]

...100th apple from the orchard and now the bag is full.
why'd the chicken cross...

 

[jod0565]

...out my name and put his?

Yesterday, I was posting on this board called Freeones and...

 

[drdeath67]

...realized that I may have been there before!

Today I walked down to the local...

 

[jod0565]

...walMart, but did not see any walls for sale.

This cow just ran in front of me and...

 

[SeraphiM]

...I stopped for a glass of fresh milk.

I looked up and saw flashing red and blue light in my rear view mirror...