Finish the Sentence

[lovethedawgs]

... and dropped the keg I was carrying.
If you can't say something good about somebody ...

 

[jod0565]

...***** a ****!

I was lost but now...

 

[nothingandless]

...i was discovered 300 miles from home with a case of temporary amnesia and am waiting for the next bus home.
sing while you...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...hold the cubicle door shut.

I thought: "If that's everything...

 

[nothingandless]

..then i was surely ripped off, they said all it was all you can eat!!
after one big bounce on the diving board...

 

[jod0565]

...I realized in mid flight that the pool was empty!

My friend's car can really...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... some tales if what he says is true.

Without a moment's hesitation, I...

 

[jod0565]

...drop my pants and whip it out for the ladies. It's said women like to laugh!

The other I was at WalMart looking for...

 

[icerfan]

a 24 pack of condoms.

I opened the door to the ladies' room, and ...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...saw it was filled with curious men.

One shoe, three socks and...

 

[jod0565]

..and they all fit in pants.

Where, oh where, has my...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... ability to finish a sentence go-

Whatever you want...

 

[jod0565]

...I will do; within reason.

Do you know when the last train to...

 

[lsdgeyser]

Your m-m's ass is coming

How about...

 

[icerfan]

a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

A bird in the hand ...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

..wriggles like crazy if you're doing it right.

Too many cooks...

 

[lsdgeyser]

... in an orgy is bad

A penny saved...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... is not as much of a relief as a penny spent.

Whenever I go into the woods...

 

[icerfan]

I always hope to run into the Big Bad Wolf.

Get busy living ...

 

[nothingandless]

...then get out of my face and watch me die.
why **** time...